Maugrim posted:

Water should not be privatised imo

Happy birthday to meeee

fuctifino posted:

On the subject of shameless grifting cunts, Russell Brand is entering his performative Christianity Era
https://twitter.com/rustyrockets/status/1748988929020158003

serious gaylord posted:

Wills killed Thomas Kingston????

Microplastics posted:

*rolls 3 d20s*

loving hell it's gonna be an oily naan tonight guys

Mebh posted:

... that one is for me about the point where I stopped giving a poo poo..

Rappaport posted:

His bodyguards/the SS in general were Hugo Boss boys, but Adolf himself apparently wasn't afraid of looking silly. Though who'd laugh at him to his face by this point?

killerwhat posted:

I do have a couple of decent knives already, just nothing heavy duty. Still got half of this beautiful Crown Prince squash to chop.

feedmegin posted:

Consider a Chinese cleaver (not the same as an actual cleaver, you aren't cutting through bone with these, they are general chef's knives). It's nothing fancy but I have this -

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005HE8F8S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_image?ie=UTF8&psc=1

killerwhat posted:

Knife chat: thanks for the cleaver suggestions! I got the one with the little hole in the blade. Cleavers should have those imo.



It already arrived and made short work of this. Unfortunately I ate so much delicious roasted squash that I still feel sick hours later.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

That used to be my dad's favourite trick.

"antidisestablishmentarianism is a very long word, spell it" (to which of course the answer is I T).

Mum's just popped round, giving her the latest Kate news off twitter. Her eyes popped out of her head when I explained "pegging" to her.

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Jesus making GBS threads gently caress, I just paid six quid for a half litre of olive oil. And that was the cheapest one!

fuctifino posted:

Save money and collect your own body grease

Rappaport posted:

The theremin, maybe?

keep punching joe posted:

The whitest instrument is that weird drum Irish people play... until you run up against historical British prejudices about the racial grouping of the Irish that is.

Maugrim posted:

Yuck. Bad post.

Just one that I can see.

OwlFancier posted:

What does AFP mean? ASSASSINS FOR PALACE that's what. It's all connected!

forkboy84 posted:

I must admit, I don't think I expected this thread to get quite so into the latest royals gossip.

smellmycheese posted:

Cheggers has done a video and looks at deaths door

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1767272859309604910

happyhippy posted:

Shiiiiit, the DUP could be classed extremist officially now.

sebzilla posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68569676

Watch Rishi start a loving war lol

fuctifino posted:

The twitter hive mind noticed that William was seen with bruises on his neck a few days after his good friend died of a shotgun overdose to the head


The photo on the right is 13 days after the one on the left. The faded bruise remains. The neck bruise would be also around the same time that Princess Anne's husband sported a black eye.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Dye poo poo yourself tho?

PriorMarcus posted:

I'm not sure if there's a full plumbing thread but this is a minor problem so I thought I'd ask here.

I have an heated towel rail in my bathroom that is leaking. It's a slow leak, just the occasional drip from what I can see. How do I fix it?



The leak is coming, from what I can tell, from the thick horizontal cylinder pointing into the center of the radiator.

This will be my first time doing any plumbing so step by step instructions would be appreciated.

Thanks!

Pistol_Pete posted:

So much of Shakespeare is dependent on understanding 16th century English, 16th century culture and 16th century current events that I sometimes think it's hardly worth bothering with unless you're an expert, as otherwise most of it's flying straight over your head.

Starbucks posted:

Thatcherism also meant selling off public assets for short term gain. Unfortunately we no longer have many public assets.

DreddyMatt posted:

I've had to give up on scratchers and lottery tickets, so I'm putting the money into premium bonds instead.
Still unlikely to win anything, but at least the money isn't just lost

Bobby Deluxe posted:

It's also that he's one of the wealthiest humans on the planet with an insane array of medical science at his beck and call who could absolutely stop it if he wanted to.

This is not like a normal person being told to eat better and exercise more, he has the money and influence to hire a dozen experts and chefs to sort those things out for him. He could spend 10 minutes a day in a private gym made entirely for him, and have a team of chefs slap a plate of healthy food on the table afterwards and this would all go away.

But instead he bangs on about homeopathy and crystals and eats grouse four times a day.

Trainee PornStar posted:

That oval office has totally ruined the thumbs up gesture for me.

I look back at old photo's where I'm doing it & cringe...

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

On the whole pretty strict. Slightly more leeway on a non-full flight but not much.
I have an exact ryanair-sized 20l bag. My backpack which I would prefer to use (as the ryanair-sized one doesn't have back straps & hurts my shoulder to carry) is also 20l but is the wrong shape to fit in their gauge at the airport.
I have seen people take 20l backpacks on though. I guess I'm just not willing to risk an additional cost more than the price of the ticket if they decide to be fussy one day.
(I do try to travel with just 20L now though! The days of the 18kg suitcase - most of the contents of which are never used - are gone. Holidays get planned round laundrettes! The only place I couldn't find a laundrette was Luxembourg.).

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Thanks for the heads up - just checked, it's still showing the same dimensions for the 20l bag 40cm x 25cm x 20cm
Otherwise I might have to invest in a vest https://ayegear.com/products/ayegear-v26-vest

OzyMandrill posted:

Whatever you get, make it a vertical mouse. Your wrist will thank you.

EvilHawk posted:

There's a guy in work I sit next to who eats dry, untoasted hot crossed buns out of the packet this time of year every year.

It's loving disturbing and I want no part of it.

Answers Me posted:

Poor William’s gonna have to wait forever to officially move on to his mistress now

suck my woke dick posted:

OTOH, would be funny if Liz gets succeeded by a series of the shortest reigning monarchs in British history

fuctifino posted:

I wish I was on the funnier timeline and not this one

kingturnip posted:

crispix posted:

what pissed me off was this was all going on outside the town's biggest presbyterian church and not one person going into the place thought to cross the road to help the poor bast