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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is an R.V. trailer allowed in the crappy construction thread? Maybe it would be better suited to AI.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Dillbag posted:

Did the Brady Bunch run a Victorian brothel, or did the home owners find possibly the worst home stager on the planet, who also happened time traveller?

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/29-Avon-Rd_Springfield_NJ_07081_M63946-56229#photo0



























I'd live the gently caress in that house.

The bitches would be beating down my door trying to get me to be their pimp.
I even saw a powder blue 2 door 1970-something Lincoln for sale yesterday that would be perfect in the driveway.
Hopefully there is a pimp cane and pimp chalice somewhere in that place.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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teledildonics.......

Probably the greatest name ever. I loving want to become a teledildonist

:nws:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics:nws:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Dillbag posted:

My friend is getting kicked out of his rent controlled apartment and is looking to buy a place in Vancouver (lol). This is the best thing he could find in his budget. (clicky for more)



$335k for a 450 sq. ft. bachelor + 140 sq. ft. rape dungeon with a trap door you couldn't even fit a mattress down.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this when it's told.

The rape dungeon bunker "basement" would be a sweet spot for me to keep my guns secure. I just don't know if I'd be able to fit as many as the guy from tremors.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Gounads posted:

But, Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.

Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn’t exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Kanish posted:

I was an environmental consultant on a utilities construction job and that's not far off from what they use to patch up a water main when they hit it.

I drilled through a waterline one time and that was pretty much how it was fixed.

Called up a company to fix the line they asked "you guys got all your locates"?

"Yup, except for the waterline, but you can see where that one is now..."

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The Dave posted:



Then there's some truly stupid applications...


Those are just really well fitted blinds covering the window in to the next room. The next room being the dimension where this is not awful.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jun 21, 2017

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Ignoranus posted:

Found on the internet, not seen myself.



My uncle sold his house a year or two ago. He bought it brand new in a new subdivision, but it was the "second" house on that lot. The first one burned while under construction for exactly what is pictured here.

Well, I think it was actually a nail but whatever.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Platystemon posted:

after nearly falling through the floor while having bath



This sounds awfully familiar.....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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PainterofCrap posted:

I think also a SImpsons episode.

With respect to what a "mold remediation cleaner" is: Mold is a fungus. Anti-fungals are an incredibly nasty set of chemicals, which will gently caress your poo poo up worse than mold if not used properly. I will stand correction, but I do not think there are many actual fungicides out there, at least, none I know of that can be safely used indoors.

The best you can do is clean, clean, clean with your basic household cleaning products, and try to permanently knock at least one of the three legs out from under the Mold Houseparty triad.

Is it true that using a UV light will kill mold?

Something more intense than the CSI jizz finding light obviously.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Jun 29, 2017

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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None of those guys are wearing harnesses.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Boogalo posted:

We did not gently caress around with our playforts in the late 80's and early 90's. Plenty of sharpened sticks in the ground and some sprung/swinging branches as traps, but a metal spike dropper is another level.

Back in the 80s and 90s my friends and I had something of a rivalry going on with some other fort building guys. THey'd build a fort, we'd destroy it, and jack their poo poo, we'd build a fort with the jacked poo poo, they'd destroy it and jack their poo poo back plus any of our poo poo. We even had formal boundaries of their turf and our turf. Dividing line was a ditch. From the top of the embankments down was a neutral zone/no-man's land/DMZ. At one point we even negotiated a peace treaty with them, which we promptly broke and destroyed their poo poo again, before they came and destroyed our poo poo again. One time in particular, we came by night, and dismantled their fort piece by piece, nail by nail rather than the usual break poo poo by any means necessary.

We did put aside the rivalry one time in order to throw snow balls at cars after we just happened to have a chance encounter with their "gang" in the same spot at the same time tossing snowballs at cars.

Yeah, we had booby traps too. They weren't that effective.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Coasterphreak posted:

developers get away with buying up three or four adjacent single-family lots and cramming as many townhomes as possible on every square inch of land.

THIS.

In my line of work, I see that constantly. Four or five houses with decent sized lots getting bought up and then cramming 50-60 townhouses on them.
In fairness, a lot of the houses are in pretty lovely shape, but some look (from the outside anyway) to be pretty nice.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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shortspecialbus posted:

Remember when we were talking about San Francisco and all its NIMBYism and elitism or whatever and everything?

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php


"There’s a bit of irony in the couple’s purchase. Until a 1948 U.S. Supreme Court ruling banning the enforcement of racial covenants, homes in Presidio Terrace could be purchased only by whites".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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duz posted:

They purposely waited until it was too late for the city to void the sale. And they've said nothing about preventing the current residents from access, they were hinting that unless the current residents bought it from them, they'd remove the gate and let anyone in the city park on the street.

San fran goons should buy some beaters and park them there. Ship them in from the rust belt.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'd live in that place like a muthafucka. I paid 640/month for a sleazy assed motherfucking place that was like 1/8th the size of that with a moldy rotten assed bathroom and a cokehead landlord that was constantly waking me up at 3am with loud obnoxious 1980s hair metal. I was there for 11 years.

gently caress, for that matter, I paid 220,000 for a condo, thats 1/5th the size of that joint. My mortgage is almost twice what that rent is.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Floorboard porn is possibly better than forest porn.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I have to admit, I do think thats a pretty sweet fuckin table.
I'd drink the poo poo out of some wine there.

I'd love it if those plants were actual vegetables though. Just tear one off and mow down while you're waiting for the main course.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The Twinkie Czar posted:

My biggest objection is that there's no where to leave the soap other than the window sill.

Two sided tape and a shower caddy. Or one that hangs off the pipe coming out at the top for the shower head.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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As a dude with no sense of colour coordination I've always swore I'd paint everything eggshell. But not with actual egg shells.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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brugroffil posted:

the yellow makes me wonder if it's a gas line

It most likely is. That should be supported.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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And to think there wasn't even a bathtub on that floor.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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People bitch about electricity rates in Ontario. We supposedly got rid of coal, decommissioned a bunch of hydro electric dams up north, and replaced a poo poo load of it with wind and solar.

Last month I used about 10$ worth of electricity, the delivery fee was 23 dollars. Actually, my delivery fee has always been higher than what I use....

Not mine, but a local utility rate charts, I think they're the same across the province.
https://www.horizonutilities.com/myHome/ElectricityRates/Pages/Archived/2015/SmartMeter-2015-01.aspx

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I might consider buying brick house.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

How would you even decorate this? It looks like a dry goods storage.


Cinder blocks.

Also You'd have to play this song at least a few times per day.

https://youtu.be/rrBx6mAWYPU?t=2

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Thats why I don't dance.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I need to replace my thermostat.
I looked at the breaker panel and turned off the switch for the heater.
It wasn't the right breaker. Neither were half of the other ones. Circuits 11, 16, 18 don't even exist apparently. I'm still trying to figure out what circuit 12a is. :negative:



wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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D34THROW posted:

Maybe mine is petty, but if mixing valves for showers can go bad, wouldn't it be prudent to install an access panel of some sort on the opposite side of the wall from the faucet handle, so my plumber doesn't have to tear out a square foot of tile/drywall in my mother-in-law's shower?

Something like this?

https://www.homedepot.ca/en/home/search.html?q=access%20panel#!q=access%20panel

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Now I'm wondering if wasn't a deliberate choice. If the the only shower heads available in local stores are the modern environmentally friendly low flow ones, and you hate those (or hate the idea of them) then a garden hose nozzle might seem like an attractive alternative. Hella strong spray comes out of those things.

There has yet to be a low flow shower head that I've not been able to turn in to a high flow.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Yawgmoth posted:

why

why would you do any of this

For m4d s1kk Pinstagram credit!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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That floor looks pretty dope actually. I'd guess that cleaning it with a vacuum wouldn't be too bad, at least as far as just sucking up the poo poo between the cracks.
Actually using some kind of floor cleaner to clean (vs just vacuuming) would be considerably difficult I'd imagine.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The front door sticks out so that you're not forced to walk up two or three steps when entering/exiting?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Farmdizzle posted:

The plumber who posted this on facebook says this water heater is apparently a 1983 model:



At least the homeowner put dope on the threads :v:

Yeah, well otherwise he'd have to tighten the motherfuck out of it, and probably crack the fitting.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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They were anxious to get some starbucks.
Stocks hit the floor that day.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The Hyatt Regency collapse happened because, as stated, the design changed slightly. The cross beam was only meant to hold the weight of one walk way, but held two. The load for both was supposed to be bared (borne?) on the threaded rods.

Yeah :smug: I saw that episode of Engineering disasters.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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PainterofCrap posted:

After nearly 30-years, mine is...but drat if I can find what I need, when I need it.



Reminds me of working on my car in my parent's driveway. I drop a nut or bolt in to the far dark recesses of my engine bay. "Oh poo poo, what the gently caress do I do? That nut/bolt/screw holds together my entire engine, without it, my car will spontaneously combust".

Looks in the random old sour cream/yogurt/cottage cheese containers, and comes up with, screw/nut/bolt thats got the wrong size/drive head, is too long and comes from god knows where while being rusty as hell. But with some washers, its now the right length and holds that bitch together for the next five years until the car get junked. The entire time I'm thinking, "I should probably replace that poo poo with the proper one".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Kitties are dope as gently caress. But like if this person did all that and has like two cats, then they're crazy.
They probably have like 17 cats though. Maybe more.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Splicer posted:

Pfft, next you'll tell me jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Doesn't necessarily have to melt, just heat to the point in will yield (Bend).

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Suspect Bucket posted:

Hey guys, I have a resources question. My boyfriend, who did not grow up with the benefit of This Old House playing on PBS all the time and without a whole room of his house devoted to power tools, is now working for McLargeCorp's as a systems and sales engineer in charge of revewing contractor estimates and blueprints.

Until two days ago, he did not know the difference between plywood and sheetrock, other then their relevant costs. He is eager to learn though! He's a real champ like that, it's why I keep him around <3 . He watched six hours of random youtube vids on construction in a sitting, taking notes. He's wondering what on-line resources are good elementary level explanations of basic construction and finishing building principles, particularly with regards to commercial building.

I suggested This Old House and following my dad around Lowes for 20 years asking pesky questions, but other then that, I'm stumped.

If you're looking for actual books, this one is pretty good, in addition to the one the other goon mentioned.

I was familiar with a bunch of building terms, had done a bit of framing drywalling etc... But this did a good job at explaining and clarifying a lot of stuff.
https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/housebuilding-a-do-it-yourself/9781402743160-item.html?ikwid=house+building&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=19

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Baronjutter posted:

Maybe my sense of scale is off but either the sink is a bit high or the toilet is like small child sized?

I like shorter toilets. I poo poo better in them, than taller ones.


mostlygray posted:

My parents put a bathroom in a closet when they went to sell their house in Mankato, MN. When they bought it, a second bathroom wasn't a big deal but, by the time they sold it, it was. It was a shotgun house built in the 1860's with editions put on in the 1880's and then again in the 1980's. Weird house, but pleasant. It definitely needed another pisser.

Its possible that Charles Ingalls himself took a poo poo at that house.

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