Smugworth posted:

Often people post pictures of "wolves" then get told they are coyotes in my neck of the woods

AHH F/UGH posted:

Where do you guys live where you have covid deniers and insane racists in your neighborhoods?

PirateDentist posted:

"Need handyman to do major work, will only pay $25. I don't want ripped off!" For sale, old half broken garbage, priced at 98% MSRP. Coyote spotted! Then Missing Cat posts. (Keep your pets inside assholes!)

Zero One posted:

Someone stole one of my trash cans. I don't know who because I didn't have 60 cameras on my property.

It didn't have a lid and had a hole in the bottom too. Who was that desperate?

meat police posted:

people actually steal trash bins fwiw. and the trash folks require to take time out of your day to file a loving police report about a plastic bin before they give you another one. chock up another victim of the trash bin bandits

A Fancy Hat posted:

MAN IN PINK SHIRT SPOTTED WALKING YESTERDAY

Did anyone else see a guy in a pink shirt walking around the neighborhood yesterday? Seemed to just be walking up and down streets with no reason. At one point I saw him talking to someone on the phone, maybe coordinating something?

I'm not against gay people but worry what this means for the neighborhood if one of them is coordinating home invasions. Just very suspicious with everything else going on.

Thanks and God Bless.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

does everyone who signs up for nextdoor get an email from a "neighborhood representative" or whatever?

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Some guy on Nextdoor posted:

Subject: I need a plumber

Body: I need plumber

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Every time I see the open carry chuckle fucks just doing their grocery shopping or buying sandwiches or whatever I imagine how easy it would be to bonk them on the head and steal their fancy guns. Just have your buddy grab her arm when she's reaching for the bread, you get her gun, then skedaddle.

Play posted:

Legit strange:

quote:

To my parents, This Easter please do not buy me any bunny rabbits only unless there stuffed animals. I know that in the past I have got one or two but you know I will not take care of it and you will let it or them go into neighborhoods where they multiply and take over, so please please please don't buy them for me.
Thanks
Love you

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I demand to speak to the bird manager

quote:

My apologies to anybody this offends. ...

However, if you look at the photographs below, you will see a park in _______. Also there is a picture of a dead, half decayed coyote. Said coyote has been dead and rotting on the road across from that park in _____ for TWO MONTHS!!!! I have made approximately a dozen phone calls to the Village, the Police Department, Animal Control, the Public Works Department, the mayor's office, AND the most recently _____ Township. Melanie from _____ Township called me back to inform me that location is not the "townships" responsibility. I should contact the state police.

Look, there is a dead, decaying corpse on the road across from a park where children play. I have spent two months trying to get ANYBODY to clean it up!!! I live in ______ for Christ's Sake!!!! All of the people I have contacted have essentially told me "Not my job, not my problem."

Meanwhile, kids are killing themselves because of forced isolation from lack of interaction with friends and peers. The economy has been crippled by a global pandemic, I can't go anywhere without a mask on, there were critical shortages of toilet paper and sanitizer a year ago, AND YET EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY I HAVE CALLED WON'T CLEAN UP THE ROTTING DEAD FLESH FROM NEXT TO THE PARK!!!!!

Has the world lost it's collective mind, or is it me????

jemand posted:

Sjs00 posted:

Florida

therobit posted:

Someone at Nextdoor made the regrettable decision that I should be a mod for my area. Interestingly they actually seem to be heading in a better direction. They have a bunch of articles and training they want you to read about bias and discussing controversial topics. They have expressly banned “whit lives matter” and related content, and ban “blue lives matter” and “all lives matter” when they are being used to denigrate or take away from the Black Lives Matter movement for racial justice ( their wording). I am actually impressed that they care that much.

spinst posted:

Pasketti posted:

I joined nextdoor because of this thread to snoop for drama and find content for this thread but instead I got a gig walking a dog for an old lady in my building

Mormon Nailer posted:

This is wholesome, please update on the dog walks and old lady friendship.

Pasketti posted:

I'm a

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

The person who types like they're crazy is probably right though, it was a squirrel or rabbit not someone walking into their yard to steal a single small tomato.

I used to be roommates with an otherwise totally normal, sane person who thought the neighbors were putting pieces of stale bread on their bumper. I told them it was probably a squirrel and they never totally believed that until they walked outside to see a squirrel eating bread on their bumper then put it down and run off.

kntfkr posted:

There's a Versailles outside of Pittsburgh that's pronounced Vur-sales. I've also always found the NJ/DE Newark thing funny. People like me say "N'rk" and people in Delaware say "New Ark", as if there's an Old Ark.

Big Beef City posted:

The Jay Cutler Overpass is a Chicago icon. RIP to a legend.

therobit posted:

LOL not sure what a labor shortage in underpaid low-skill industries has to do with a shortage of refined gasoline but OK.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Soros is a made up person right? The way these loons carry on about him, he seems just the final boss in their never ending battle with completely imaginary enemies.

SRQ posted:

has next-door been overrun by people asking for ivermectin yet.

Weka posted:

Like it's bad to jerk off on the street sure but it's worse to call the cops on the dude. Just pull your curtains.

Corn Glizzy posted:

The raccoons where I’m at have become the dominant murder species. Friend of mine had a big ol’ family of them living in the green belt behind her home and apparently their learned her dogs bathroom schedule and hid under her deck and when the dog jumped off to use the bathroom they snatched it mid air and pulled it under the deck and ate it. This was mid day, they just gave zero shits.

sarcastx posted:

I'm not on Nextdoor (unless I can find a way to defeat their real name/address checks) but I'm in a few Facebook community groups for my area which is sortakinda adjacent to Waukesha County, WI - and let me tell you, the past 36 hours or so have been rough with shitloads of "those people" talk after the parade incident. Forget dog whistles - these are loving dog sirens.

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Utility company, a realtor who might approach you to sell the property or was just appraising the neighborhood, a customer of a carpenter who was taking a picture of the porch to ask them replicate it, historical interest, a childhood home.

Chief McHeath posted:

People that don't know you can get a brand new *whatever item* for the same price as their used garbage are all over Nextdoor.

Blue Moonlight posted:

Just LOL at having that goofy eye when you could have Boris the Burglar™:

MarxCarl posted:

Hi my wife is in intensive care with covid, so know any good cleaning services?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I fed 20,000 Nextdoor posts into an AI script and I got the following:

Bismuth posted:

Just opened it to this

A Fancy Hat posted:

There's a guy in my neighborhood who has been asking for recommendations on home repairs. Replacing a leaky faucet, new shingles on his roof, mulching his flowerbed, and replacing his siding. Nothing unusual there at all.

Except, every time, he adds "I could easily do this myself but would prefer to have someone else do it."

It's a really bizarre thing to consistently add, I guess he doesn't want to be accused of not being an expert in home and garden things?