STONE COLD 64 posted:

paul bearer is technically a goth with huge titties...

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The Assassination of Lunchmeat Larry by the Coward Simply Simon

Bicyclops posted:

All the world's a circus and all the men and women merely clowns. They have their noses and their flowers and each man in his time does many rings, his jokes having seven stages. At first, the lurker, laughing and hiding in the desk chair's arms, and next, the sycophantic newbie, empty quoting and lmaoing unwillingly to acceptance...

Wormskull posted:

Getting pissed that I can’t play super turbo with a baby lmao.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Joan posted:

Lol but also

That Little Demon posted:

[nods] I do get it

symbolic posted:

had a dream that was entirely about playing through IZGC games, one of which was a very HD pixel remastered Pokemon romhack that you could only play on your phone that nobody liked. after that, TLD posted a list of four of the upcoming games including Resident Evil: Code Veronica and Silent Hill: Origins, and somehow from that it made sense to me to create and post the following image, garnering a billion emptyquotes:

symbolic posted:

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=esports

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

Wormskull posted:

The Games Megathread Pastor.

elf help book posted:

we all love this

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

After the Butlerian Jihad, fast food orders must be placed with a Chinese mentat

Spiking posted:

Baron Harkonen: Where's my loving Mexican pizza + Doritos® Tacos Locos

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Non game related at all, but I had a dream I was in a mall with my mom when a Wednesday cosplayer spit in her face. I got in her face saying "wtf is wrong with you" then she slapped the poo poo out of herself and made a big scene like I slapped her. She ran off, and moments later a big redneck style guy who was her father came in and said "come with me"

So we walk to a nearby store with beds and poo poo on display. The cosplayer is laying in one of these acting hurt as hell. Her dad tries to punch me but it's the slowest punch I've ever seen and catch it in 1 hand (badass). He calms down and says, "Now, you're either gonna pay the 2 thousand dollars fer science, or whatever, to figure out wtf is wrong with my daughter.. uh, psychologically, or I'll give you 100 days-" I cut him off at this point and said "see you in 100 days" and woke up

Sub-Actuality posted:

I couldn't decide on a color scheme and I still don't know what his special weapon is

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Rat Frenzy Game Club [God of War: Ragnarok - ends 1/17/23 11:59PM EST]

Arrhythmia posted:

Lol MatildaDaWoman