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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Who needs oil reserves, we need bourbon reserves

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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gay picnic defence posted:

Does this mean I should sell because a recession is bad for number, or buy because a recession causing interest rates to fall is good for number?

Yes

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can’t I buy a chip that cost 2 bux that does 80% the calculations that a $300 intel chip does?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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MetaJew posted:

I just got this note from a friend still at Intel:

Dark times ahead. Better to pay that dividend and CEO salary than have employees actually designing products for you.

they design products no one wants so maybe not that bad.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I have a solo 401k and it costs nothing. I can buy most things you can buy through Charles Schwab but some options are a no no.

Pretty sure they will do any size company for free.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Let me know when it can give a snarky and completely wrong answer to a question like SA forums can and you got something

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What was the search engine where you paid money for someone else to find you a good link? You bid and people would mechanical turk what you wanted.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

SkunkDuster posted:

I don't get what they are laughing at. Do they think oil dependence is going to be gone in a year or two?

Spoiler, they are idiots.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Subvisual Haze posted:

In what possible reality would a GOP held house pass such a thing?

Or Dem held house for that matter.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Hadlock posted:

A lot of the tax code is written around an imaginary $400k income limit which seems fine unless you live in California

Also fine unless it is 2023.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

The sound of a million Juiceros yet to be born, crying out in anguish

RIP my smalt preorder

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

WTF

Like did they just leave $500 million in a checking account? Like if you need that much cash on hand shouldn't it be sweeping in and out of a MMF or something? Why do they even need that much cash?

Look bro we don’t do things like our fathers we are smarter

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
We are looking for the guys that did this.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Stock Market Losses: You won’t realize these losses until it’s gone.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I support gay beer but I’m not drinking bud or bud light.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
There’s one In Indianapolis you can sit on a circle couch that spins around and stare up at it.

Also lol at a billionaire that has close neighbors, just buy up all the houses. If you have to buy the city council and have them emanate domain them.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Subvisual Haze posted:

I only follow experts like Dr Patel for TSLA pricing analysis

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1341030141468786698

Math checks out

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Yeah but how many come with self crashing technology? And free Twitter.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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wynott dunn posted:

Those fatty livers aren’t going to scan themselves

Also NDRA stock crashing is making my liver less fatty. This is their downfall!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Hadlock posted:

If you knew for certain China was going to invade Taiwan an hour before NYSE open Monday, what would you buy (not options)

Every hard drive Amazon has in stock

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Baddog posted:

This is actually pretty Incredible.

6 Walmarts lol. Can’t buy delivery trucks warehouses and semi trucks fast enough. The real anything anywhere all at once.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
But you can’t regulate crypto it says so right in the wiki.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I’m surprised Amazon doesn’t use reusable totes. Should be much better for me sick of busting down those boxes into the recycling

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Colonel Taint posted:

Ha! On the subject of NDRA, I got this email about a week ago, because I was holding shares at some point:



Expected to lose 150% of its market cap next year

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Red posted:

Wait, so I should or should not base my entire financial future on this crazy person's gambling ring?

Being broke is a future so that bet isn’t possible

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It's not infinite losses, it's limited to assets sizable by court order.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Hadlock posted:

So then why are Freight trucks back ordered through next summer

And why am I paying double to ship pallets?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Pay by the word to get more words

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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MetaJew posted:

Are people buying extremely expensive coolers "in this economy"?

Can’t afford electricity so yes

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think Exxon was the last paper report I got mailed.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Great someone here is part of a Nigerian civil war administration.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The Schwab app accidentally bough 1000 goon twice so it cost me $10.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Toalpaz posted:

you ever heard of a nuclear winter?

Is this like el Nina?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Zephyris posted:

Hope none of you are turbo long SOFI!

All Spacs Must Die



I would never buy a bank that would loan me money

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Baddog posted:

But I also swore I wouldn't invest in chinese companies anymore, after the whole "hey we transferred all our people and assets to another company overnight, so now you own a share of an empty warehouse".

This is why we as a country are failing. Here it takes years to defraud your investors out of all their money. China, overnight. That's capitalism err communism.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Even the worst case construction time of a power plant is 20 years. Best is 4. Demand will drive production. Plus increased prices will cause people to be more efficient. Hell if prices for up 2000 percent I might raise my cooling temp up a degree.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Ubiquitus posted:

Why has BYD fallen so much in the past year? Were they overpriced before?

Vibe deficiency.

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