Bubblegum Cop posted:Bluedeanie posted an entire op in titos voice but I don't remember which one it was Right here!
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# ? Oct 2, 2016 05:43 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 04:41 |
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Philip Rivers posted:A missile that can launch from three different platforms but has advanced stealth coating that sometimes spontaneously combusts and makes it smell like wet farts. Booblord Zagats posted:But enough about your posting
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 04:04 |
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I'm always happy about a good "your posting" burn.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 06:23 |
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But enough about "enough about your posting."
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 14:59 |
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Madcosby posted:wheres that graph thats titled : The Eagles Are Really Good OSheaman posted:that's a scatterplot not a graph
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 05:18 |
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MariusLecter posted:Pee into empty water and gatorade bottles to save the time you would use walking all the way to your bathroom. Remember to keep bottles separate and labeled if possible Jerry Cotton posted:"2016"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 08:03 |
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RyokoTK posted:But enough about "enough about your posting." But enough about your mom.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 08:41 |
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Chomp8645 posted:The man trying to sneak into our base is an unstoppable mutant or an alien. There is no other explanation. I should be filled with primordial fear from this revelation but I am not.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 03:15 |
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SLOSifl posted:Coward.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 08:25 |
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Goatman Sacks posted:"The media broke the law by releasing these leaks" said the man patiently waiting for an Australian rapist to air the latest that his Russian handlers dug up from private systems.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 11:12 |
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Smythe posted:married yosdad cranking it to pov asmr humiliation femdom in the shitter while wifey watches real housewives Smythe posted:yosdad clobbering his balls with a shampoo bottle to ballbusting instruction as bae works on her masters thesis at the kitchen table with a half drank glass of p drat deece vino Smythe posted:married yosgoon sitting in the company parking lot choking himself with his seatbelt to financial dominatrix small penis humiliation to "empty out the horn sauce" before going into the office to prevent leering at sasha the cute receptionist and getting a boner at work
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 11:08 |
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I think "empty out the horn sauce" might be the worst thing said in this thread.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 12:29 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I think "empty out the horn sauce" might be the worst thing said in this thread. unlike horn sauce, McJordan BBQ Sauce never goes bad and thus never needs "emptying out"
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:14 |
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Brown sugar, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, and molasses? Jesus, how loving sweet is that poo poo?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:38 |
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The vinegar balances it out
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 13:40 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Brown sugar, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, and molasses? Jesus, how loving sweet is that poo poo? Sounds like just about every midwestern "BBQ" sauce.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:34 |
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I don't even remember McJordan sauce. They should sell that on ebay.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 14:41 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:unlike horn sauce, McJordan BBQ Sauce never goes bad and thus never needs "emptying out" But the expiry date says December 1992?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 19:43 |
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McGavin posted:But the expiry date says December 1992? you do not exemplify living más and are banned from my Space Jam BBQ
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:29 |
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Ingwit_Agenbite posted:
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:43 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:you do not exemplify living más and are banned from my Space Jam BBQ Come on and Slam and Puke into a Can
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:50 |
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Phone posted:Eric Clapton is the progenitor of dubstep because "Tears in Heaven" is about a sick drop.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:50 |
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holy loving poo poo
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:04 |
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This is the pitch-black poo poo (minus the juvenile sense of anarchy of a 4chan) that keeps me coming back to this shithole.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:06 |
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God drat!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 23:17 |
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There's another one from that thread that basically legitimately merits the use of "epic". Hell of a thread, but I'm on mobile - could someone post the link?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:00 |
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Finally a good quote. My supply was getting low.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:05 |
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You know what the difference is between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:09 |
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the good stuff
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 01:21 |
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Rush Limbo posted:Playboy once had an 11 year old as a model. Hector Beerlioz posted:I can think of 10 other ways
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 08:11 |
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Guy Mann posted:I want live action Mulan just to see how they change it to pander to the modern Chinese government and film industry. Dr. Killjoy posted:Mulan: ♪Look at me... I will never pass for a perfect bride. Or a perfect daughter. Can it be, I'm not meant to play this part? Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family's heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I've tried. When will my reflection show who I am inside?♪
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 09:10 |
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Blue Star posted:making GBS threads is good, sorry that your wrong, buddy. I poo poo almost constantly, using my own poo poo to smear onto my skin and creating a protective coating to shield myself from the numerous insects and parasites that infest the fetid swamp where i make my home. I rarely interact with civilizations and am only rarely spotted by the occassional camper or hunter. Over the years a sort of folk legend has built up around me, I am known as Shitsquatch by those who claim to have seen me. There are many fake photographs and artwork depicting me, but i can assure you they are all wrong as they always fail to capture my jiggling hairy tits and the fine detail of my flaking brown poo poo-crust that covers me head to toe. My diet ensures that my poo poo is of the proper quality: frogs, fish, snakes, waterbugs, possum, snails, worms, and other such things are what I feed upon, fellow denizens of the swamp that i convert into my own poo poo and apply as a steaming brown lotion. In this way i have become one with the swamp, and am a part of it just as the cypresses and palmettos and all the animals and fungi and plants are a part of it. I am Shitsquatch, protecter of the swamp. In desperate times, I subsist on my own boogers. This can sustain me for a time, but not forever. Unfortunately Man has continuously enroached on my homeland and the swamp is being taken over by Man's machinations. Arrogantly he assumes that he owns the swamp, owns the entire earth, even though you cannot own Nature. But in his foolishness he can still cause much damage, even death. Every year my swamp grows smaller as it is consumed and assimilated by humanity, transformed into suburbs, office buildings, gas stations, fast food restaurants, parking lots, shopping centers, and more. I'm not sure how much longer I can survive in such a rapidly dwindling environment. One day I may have to leave my precious swamp, and then, with my hairy tits quaking with every step, my poo poo-armour flaking and cracking, i will come forward and the world will know the wrath of Shitsquatch, no longer the protector of the swamp, but rather, its Avenger!!! No real context or anything, just poo poo smears outta nowhere.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 15:56 |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 22:12 |
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That's too many dimensions for Groverhaus!!!!
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:03 |
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twoday posted:First we get the hams twoday posted:I wonder if this is what Alzheimer's feel like, just like an unpredictable remix of everything you've experienced in life, which very few other people truly understand
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 02:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=545IzKXH1Ws
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 18:41 |
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Luxury Communism posted:Did Hugh Hefner go senile and get replaced by a woman CEO? How does this even happen? I am outraged.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:03 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Lincoln was murdered by a mentally ill failed actor desperate for attention, and so was his party.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 21:25 |
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Context: The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Debate & Discussion: You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass › C-SPAM › Trump Toxx: "Grab 'em by the pussy" - President TrumpBaloogan posted:these are the fell days i spoke about Baloogan posted:these are the days that matter Baloogan posted:trump every loving day Baloogan posted:Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to post forever? Baloogan posted:The delusion and illusion have fallen by the side of the highway Baloogan posted:the perfect storm is RINGING DOWN YOUR DOOR Baloogan posted:their evil in the air and their thunder in the sky Baloogan posted:grab YOURSLEVES by the pussy and pull yourselves together Baloogan posted:nutten ever grows in this rotting old hole, Baloogan posted:don't let theme get u downv Baloogan posted:we're going down, our submarine is SINKING AND ON FIRE AND the depth in the deep is crushing us Baloogan posted:we're all gonna die anyhow!!!! LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL OH LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL There's a lot more after that, but you get the idea.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 12:23 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 04:41 |
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So basically another white-noise poster to add to the ignore list Much like my own posting, but with more screaming
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 12:28 |