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"Women love to be kissed with poo poo covered lips"
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 11:27 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:42 |
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various cheeses posted:"Women love to be kissed with poo poo covered lips"
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 11:29 |
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sinking belle posted:I walk around with a poo poo encrusted butthole and so do the people I sleep with
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:04 |
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Excellent user/post combo
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:05 |
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gentle pete posted:White friend [M20] called me a n*gger? Op has a leg to stand on here imo.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:22 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Who enjoys sucking dick? Or eating pussy? No one, that's who. Everybody just does it out of reciprocity. I enjoy sucking dick
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:31 |
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wash your orifices
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:41 |
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remigious posted:Are there people that genuinely enjoy eating rear end and don't just pretend they do so they can be one of the cool kids? What is enjoyable about it? Friday night you know I got my reservation down, Guy Fieri with the butt, take me to Flavortown
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 12:54 |
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When you think about it, feet are more disgusting than asses.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 13:23 |
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:When you think about it, feet are more disgusting than asses. Everything is fine if the person has just had a thorough shower
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 13:59 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Everything is fine if the person has just had a thorough shower I bet you say that about pussy too you philistine.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:13 |
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Syncopated posted:I bet you say that about pussy too you philistine. My man, I'm working my way up to Front Butt. You can't just go crazy all at once.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:36 |
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The Snoo posted:I enjoy sucking dick Check your PMs.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:43 |
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Antivehicular posted:I'm still trying to figure out the "hey, now that we've been dating for six months, I'm going to call your twin brother a psychopath and give you an ultimatum to cut him off, and then when you side with your literal twin over me I'm going to claim it was a joke" guy. How do you even conceive of this as a good idea? Is the twin brother actually a psycho, and if so, shouldn't you be glad you're out of this relationship instead of trying to get back into it? I feel like either there are huge chunks missing from that one, or the boyfriend is a goddamn sitcom character. Always Sunny writers testing Season 12 episode ideas on an unsuspecting public.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 15:22 |
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quote:My 29M parents [50's M/F] keep giving me IOUs as gifts. Pissy manbaby, can't imagine why nobody showed up at his party.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:00 |
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Everyone so excited to show how desperate they are to feel again, up to sticking their face in someone's loving gritty anus and using the bristles of their tongue to scrub out the corn like a loving cat
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:02 |
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This generation is going to bring heartworm back as a human reservoir disease.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:13 |
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Pick posted:Everyone so excited to show how desperate they are to feel again, up to sticking their face in someone's loving gritty anus and using the bristles of their tongue to scrub out the corn like a loving cat To be fair, if my rimming experiences even vaguely resembled this I wouldn't be into it either
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:43 |
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I'm sorry for contributing to analingus chat. My Mum [47 F] gets access to my bank accounts, no matter what I [24 M] do. quote:When I was 16, my mom made me a personal checking and savings account with Bank of America and signed herself up as my legal guardian so that she can keep track of my accounts. I am 24 now, and last year I made another savings account with American Express that is separate from the other two accounts. I have been stealthily trying to transfer my money from the two original accounts into the account she doesn't know about, but she found out about them. She called American Express and they told her that I had $7000 in there. I was upset at the breach of privacy so I made another savings account with Bank of America without her knowledge. I asked the employees to put extra security features on the new account. For example, if I were to call to ask for my account information, I would have to give them a verbal password over the phone. I have also made an IRA with Merrill Lynch (connected with my Bank of America accounts) that my mom doesn't know about. For some reason she has found out I transferred $5500 to another "unknown" account (unknown to her but I know it's my IRA) and she sought to find out more about it. She went to the bank today and found out about my other savings account. I am tired of switching banks; is there anything else I can do to make sure she can't get access to my account information? I have a different mailing address from her so she is not supposed to be getting any documents, but it seems like she is getting this information somehow. No more posts from op unfortunately.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:52 |
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My first thought was he's in a small town. They completely disregard privacy laws sometimes if they know you. I could absolutely see my mother being able to call my bank and get any info she wants, same with the doctor. But not the other way around. Not that she'd do that but I can see it happening. I find it mind boggling. For example, if she needed to give me cash, all she does is call the bank and tells them, then I go pick it up. Half the time without ID. Just walk in and say "Hey did mom call yet?" and get handed money.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:04 |
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What clowns are running these banks? Jesus
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:09 |
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gentle pete posted:My [13M] uncle [17M] has been sending me nasty messages over Facebook. I need to know what to do. this post was deleted for not including a proper tl;dr summary
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:17 |
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Raserys posted:this post was deleted for not including a proper tl;dr summary Now he's going to be hopeless when he goes to college, rip.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:37 |
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loquacius posted:I wonder how reliable the part that said the sister wanted to abort the baby anyway was, because that is a key point I can't possibly know since I'm incapable of getting pregnant as I have a penist but I would imagine miscarriage could be a traumatic experience and feel like you lost your baby even if you wanted an abortion.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:52 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I can't possibly know since I'm incapable of getting pregnant as I have a penist but I would imagine miscarriage could be a traumatic experience and feel like you lost your baby even if you wanted an abortion. The baby isn't lost, dummy, it's dead.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 17:54 |
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Chichevache posted:The baby isn't lost, dummy, it's dead. I was talking about the poor cat, you breeder scum (I wasn't) Ratjaculation posted:Epilepsy comes in all different shapes and sizes. My understanding is some people are born with it but anyone can develop epilepsy from anything to a small bump to the head to a heart attack. My uncle had bad epilepsy. He was talking in class so the teacher grabbed his head and slammed it into the desk. I think he was like ten at the time and it was the 60s. His biological family put him up for adoption because of it.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:12 |
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loquacius posted:She needs to not only accept the proposal but rub the wedding in the sister's face as much as possible. Make her the maid of honor. Make a toast at a family dinner thanking everyone for welcoming you into the family, especially the sister who you just know will find a good man and settle down one of these days. Make a point of tossing the bouquet right at her and give her an exaggerated thumbs-up. This is just perfect.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 18:19 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:I was talking about the poor cat, you breeder scum (I wasn't) Man, getting face-slammed and disowned by your family is pretty harsh for talking in class. Good thing he was never tardy!
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 19:05 |
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Poor doggos getting the short end of the stick this Thanksgiving My[23F] boyfriend [23M] of 3 years stealthily took my 11 year old dog to a vet 80km away to be put to sleep. It was only luck I found out and got him back. bf doesn't know I have my dog back but he comes back tomorrow night. quote:My BF (Jay) left for a trip up the coast to help family on Friday morning. While I was at work Friday I got a phone call from one of my ex flatmates, Bob, who I lived with at uni. He thought he had my dog with him, and phoned me because someone had dropped him off to the vet surgery he worked at to be put to sleep. On the bright side, OP has already decided to break up with the bf
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:41 |
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Remember the dude earlier in the thread, maybe way earlier, who dated a girl who had the dog in the bedroom during sex, and the dog licked him on the butt? This is that couple.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:46 |
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if you spend all day making cookies for one person then you are bad at making cookies
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:33 |
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Melchiresa posted:Poor doggos getting the short end of the stick this Thanksgiving Hey this is kind of like that animated movie about Rodney Dangerfield as a dog. Rover Dangerfield.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:38 |
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Syncopated posted:Remember the dude earlier in the thread, maybe way earlier, who dated a girl who had the dog in the bedroom during sex, and the dog licked him on the butt? This is that couple. I wish, that would change this story from fairly disturbing to a pretty good arc on Curb.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:50 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I wish, that would change this story from fairly disturbing to a pretty good arc on Curb. Dog gay, so what
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:51 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I wish, that would change this story from fairly disturbing to a pretty good arc on Curb. I don't see why else you'd drop your girlfriend's dog off to be put down without her knowing and expect things to turn out okay. Maybe he plans on lying and saying he doesn't know where the dog went? That'd be kinda messed up I guess. Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Nov 26, 2016 |
# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:57 |
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What if the dog has all kinds of health and/or behavioral problems that OP isn't mentioning and the BF was doing the right thing at the behest of his GF's family? Some people just can't let go man. It's a dog. Dogs are cool, I like my dog. Not going to give my dog dogchemo for dogcancer though. Sure, I guess he could have just picked up his SO's pet and taken it to Dogschwitz for funzies, but you'd think he'd just kill it himself if he was going to do that. E;FB
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:00 |
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My old family dog was 14, he would have seizures that lasted hours and could barely walk because his hips were so bad. My mom acted like I was a total monster when I said it would be more humane for him to put him to sleep, she was trying everything to help him feel better. Poor guy had a seizure that lasted like six hours and that's when she finally admitted it was time. But maybe the boyfriend just didn't like the dog and wanted to put it down and say it died on its own? But then it's more confusing, if it lived at home, were the parents in on it?
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:12 |
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Maybe it was a prank.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:14 |
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Subjunctive posted:Maybe it was a prank. *knocks over jar full of old dogs on u*
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:42 |
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We have a senile, diabetic, half-blind, 16 year old cat who pisses and shits wherever he pleases, and as much as that little flea bag needs to die, I'm not stupid enough to put him down behind my wife's back.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:29 |