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MadSparkle posted:Your cat just isn't into you Yeah, it has to eat all your organs before there's enough of a hollow for that to be true.
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quote:My (32F) husband (30M) of two years and I decided to take a workout class together. He ogled a woman the whole class and I can't shake the feeling.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:29 |
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subhuman filth posted:Hell, I eat pieces of my own body all the time Poop doesn't count as a body part
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:31 |
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Man, it's understandable to have a glance but if you're staring for a whole hour that's full on into creeper territory and that's not accounting for the fact that his wife was sitting directly adjacent to him. What in the hell, dude.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:43 |
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Mirthless posted:Man, it's understandable to have a glance but if you're staring for a whole hour that's full on into creeper territory and that's not accounting for the fact that his wife was sitting directly adjacent to him. Poor guy, never developed object permanence
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:47 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:circus freakery just doesn't pay like it used to, this economy right? Ringling Brothers closed down after 146 years, the dream is over.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:51 |
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purple death ray posted:you have either never had a cat or you were lovely to your cats. my cat loves me It depends on the cat. My friends brother has a cat that is freakishly loyal to him, like, dog level loyal. It will wait outside his bedroom door every morning for him to get up and then follow him around and stuff, it bites and scratches any other human that isn't him tho. My other friends cat honestly likes me more than her for no reason I can figure out. I've never fed that cat or done anything that would make it more loyal to me than any other human that has been around it but it loving loves me and is frankly ambivalent at best around her.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:01 |
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I was gonna assume she was blowin it way out of proportion but he actually copped to it, that's amazing I can't imagine the gall of just lazering in on a girl's rear end an entire yoga class.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:01 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I was gonna assume she was blowin it way out of proportion but he actually copped to it, that's amazing I can't imagine the gall of just lazering in on a girl's rear end an entire yoga class. imagine what the other women in the yoga class must have thought there's no way they can ever go back
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:02 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was. I love the "She's at the ER with our brother and he burnt his dick apparently." Yes, HE burnt his dick. He did it. Not the person that deliberately spilled burning hot liquid on his junk.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:10 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was. I hope his mom "pranks" him by letting him know he will no longer receive gifts at Christmas or Birthdays as well as anything except base sustenance until she is no longer angry.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:24 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Poop doesn't count as a body part Of course not, it's a condiment
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:26 |
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What is even the point of posting those 'pranks gone wrong' in advice forums. you hosed up, there will be consequences, what kind of "help" are you looking for.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:27 |
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^they want to hear "that's actually cool and funny and you did nothing wrong and everyone but you is overreacting"A Wizard of Goatse posted:Poop doesn't count as a body part What about scabs? Dienes posted:I love the "She's at the ER with our brother and he burnt his dick apparently." I feel confused, they mentioned a stepmom as well. So is it their stepbrother they did this to? Mirthless posted:imagine what the other women in the yoga class must have thought This
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:30 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I was gonna assume she was blowin it way out of proportion but he actually copped to it, that's amazing I can't imagine the gall of just lazering in on a girl's rear end an entire yoga class. this dude got target fixation like a fighter pilot, crashing and burning
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:31 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I feel confused, they mentioned a stepmom as well. So is it their stepbrother they did this to? The story makes more sense if you assume this is true because then its a tale of a kid pettily trying to gently caress up his step-brother whom he probably loathes in a way he hopes he can play off as a "prank".
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:34 |
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P-Mack posted:your supposed to spread your creeping out over multiple asses, or like bounce it off a mirror or something, you know have some strategy It's just amazing, like the title sounds like a huge exaggeration, the post is super wordy, and it starts with her talking about recent weight loss + him suggesting they did a public class together. Occam's razor between her just being insecure and overly jealous vs her hubby just blatantly eye loving yoga girls for an entire hour seemed like an easy bet, then he just straights up admit that's exactly what he was doing. How do you get to be 30 years old and not understand that not only is staring like that is super inappropriate, but other people can see you doing it.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:42 |
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Antivehicular posted:This mom is great. I'm going to file that next to "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," which is my new favorite phrase. That woman using it in her post was red flag central to me.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:09 |
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it's a catchphrase /r/relationships uses constantly in the context of stupid gotcha questions and 'testing' people but I bet if you spend a lot of time hanging around racists a whole lot of things start to take on secret racist undertones
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Huh, is it wrong that when I first read that phrase it also instantly became my new favorite? It just describes that situation (and others, I'm sure) so well.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:23 |
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Another good one they're fond of is "Don't set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm" for spending a destructive amount of effort on trying to fix someone.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:25 |
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"Stupid games, stupid prizes" isn't a bad phrase on its own, but Khorne is right to point out that saying it will make you sound like you roll with a bad and racist crowd. The stupidest game is acting like you're beyond caring about how you're perceived, and your prize will be "bad friends"
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:29 |
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Hug in a Can posted:"Stupid games, stupid prizes" isn't a bad phrase on its own, but Khorne is right to point out that saying it will make you sound like you roll with a bad and racist crowd. the problem is that the phrase originated on reddit, which is largely the same place the alt-right originated. of course there's going to be overlap. there's no racist meaning to the phrase and attributing it to racism or racists is dumb. seriously it's like you guys look for reasons to get mad about poo poo sometimes
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:33 |
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Mirthless posted:the problem is that the phrase originated on reddit, which is largely the same place the alt-right originated. of course there's going to be overlap. there's no racist meaning to the phrase and attributing it to racism or racists is dumb. It's okay, Mirthless! No one was angry, we were just pointing out that one's use of the phrase may be misperceived by others.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:41 |
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Mirthless posted:the problem is that the phrase originated on reddit, which is largely the same place the alt-right originated. of course there's going to be overlap. there's no racist meaning to the phrase and attributing it to racism or racists is dumb. I heard that phrase before Reddit even existed.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:45 |
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Racists share a popular culture with everyone else in the US, and will frequently bend common turns of phrase and cultural references in service of their own worldview. Insisting that this means that everyone using that phrase is therefore deploying it as a secret Nazi gangsign in a conversation otherwise completely devoid of racist rhetoric just kind of reveals you as both weirdly out of touch with popular culture and weirdly overexposed to the habits of racist subcultures. This is maybe most popularized lately in ex-secretary Clinton and co.'s war on Pepe the 4chan Meme Frog, and most commonly encountered in liberals charging sword in hand into any conversation negatively discussing Wells Fargo to defend the Jews, who are as they know everyone else knows the true force behind all shady financial dealings and political corruption.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:47 |
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Luckily neither of those things happen.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:48 |
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Barudak posted:The story makes more sense if you assume this is true because then its a tale of a kid pettily trying to gently caress up his step-brother whom he probably loathes in a way he hopes he can play off as a "prank". WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:30 |
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that bit kind of hosed me off, aren't twins supposed to like each other extra? you don't pour hot coffee on the dick of somebody you like i mean unless they're into that kind of thing
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:40 |
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Mirthless posted:that bit kind of hosed me off, aren't twins supposed to like each other extra? you don't pour hot coffee on the dick of somebody you like I've only known one (1) set of identical twins, but they went through hardcore individualization in high school and were pretty rocky for awhile. I think he probably only wanted to embarrass him, but, you know, didn't do it right.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:49 |
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Beachcomber posted:I've only known one (1) set of identical twins, but they went through hardcore individualization in high school and were pretty rocky for awhile. I think he probably only wanted to embarrass him, but, you know, didn't do it right. guess now we know which one's the evil twin
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:guess now we know which one's the evil twin gotta claim that goatee early on
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:09 |
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I love my [41f] daughter [16f] but most of the time I don't like her. But I love her deeply and want more than anything to help her have a happy life. Not sure I want to paste that one. The title is better than the post. Am I [24F] crazy or is it weird that my boyfriend [27M] of 3 months doesn't like to have his penis touched? Possibly NSFW quote:We have only been sexually active for about a month but I have never been with a man who says he doesn't want his penis touched. When he is flaccid he won't let me go near his genitals like at all. He moves my hand away or just says "Not yet." I've asked him about it and he has told me that it feels weird to touch him there when he isn't erect. quote:My boyfriend is a lot like this. It kind of hurt my feelings until he told me that he's really ticklish. If he's not in the mood and I go to touch mr happy, my SO just about falls off his chair [laughing]. He's so. Stinking. Ticklish. Clocks posted:Huh, is it wrong that when I first read that phrase it also instantly became my new favorite? It just describes that situation (and others, I'm sure) so well. I never waged war on pepe or christmas or anything like that. It's just not something I've heard used outside of racist stuff, and in my opinion it's not something I'd want to say because of that. Just wanted to give a heads up in case you got a weird reaction to it. You don't go around saying people "chimped out" even though there's nothing inherently racist about that either. edit: vvv it was on this very forum that the stuff was linked so I dunno bud. The only ignorant poo poo on my fb feed is friend of friend type stuff and none of it's overtly racist like that. I'm 100% willing to admit I had the wrong impression about the phrase though. Khorne fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 26, 2017 |
# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:23 |
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I've literally never heard that phrase used in a racist sense or in relation to cops. I think I remember hearing it on Loveline, so way before Reddit.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:25 |
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ArbitraryC posted:It's just amazing, like the title sounds like a huge exaggeration, the post is super wordy, and it starts with her talking about recent weight loss + him suggesting they did a public class together. Occam's razor between her just being insecure and overly jealous vs her hubby just blatantly eye loving yoga girls for an entire hour seemed like an easy bet, then he just straights up admit that's exactly what he was doing. How do you get to be 30 years old and not understand that not only is staring like that is super inappropriate, but other people can see you doing it. On the other hand, it's possible that he just admitted to peeking at her once or twice, and she took that as confirmation that he stared at the girl the whole time.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:45 |
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what is even the point of gyms if it's not getting some exercise ogling yoga asses
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:47 |
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Khorne posted:Am I [24F] crazy or is it weird that my boyfriend [27M] of 3 months doesn't like to have his penis touched? Possibly NSFW Good thing they've only been together three months, time to dump him and move on to somebody who doesn't have a bunch of weird sexual reservations.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:50 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:how the gently caress does a 22 year old even meet a 16 year old to date. My money is on Anime convention
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Pick posted:Look, let's all just agree that you're allowed to roundhouse kick any significant other that wants you to get rid of your pets, or perhaps worse, harm them, such as by putting spiders in the garage. Spiders in the garage sound awesome. That would be a sweet gift. I'd go around giving them all stupid names like fuzzybuttons, lemony dots, and Ted.
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Back from my last trip to the men's divorce forum that spawned the threat title, saw this, couldn't help but think of you guys.quote:My girlfriend decided to leave me. About 2 months ago. We were not meant to be. We had an open relationship. But she didnt really I guess felt comfortable. Thats not something I bend on. I always am in open relationships. We were together 2 years. Well I found out through a friends. Shes four months pregnant. And newly married. She told me she was pregnant a month before we broke up. But then said she miscarried. And I believed her. Which is very unbelievable now considering that was 3 months ago. And she's 4 months pregnant. She said back then that it was mine. But she was seeing someone else as was I. The agreement we had that we'd stay protected and that neither would get into serious relationships. I kept up my side of the deal apparently she did not on her end since she's married with a kid on the way. My issue is basically I'm now concerned it might be my kid. But I was reading that since she's married I won't have any rights since legally her husband is the father? Advice? quote:She was on the pill and we didn't use condoms we agreed to with anyone else we were with though. People tell him he has to establish paternity, and he's kinda hosed because paternity is assumed to be with the husband of the wife. quote:My issue is I don't want him raising my kid as the dad. I want to raise my kid if its mine. Which I feel it is because she told me it was mine and then lied because she wanted to get rid of me. Its obvious she didnt really miscarry. quote:Well I think she didnt want to be with me longterm so she lied and said she miscarried and then broke up with me. Shes married to a guy I knew she was seeing but I thought it was just sexual. Apparently between them it was more than just sex.so she was probably cheating all along at least a year. Someone asked where her parents were and this was his response... quote:Her mom and stepdad are black and they don't like me. I don't talk to them. Dudes try to tell him to expect her to try to get child support, because they're pretty paranoid about that kinda thing... quote:I don't think shes going to try to get child support. He's pretty financially secure. I'm doing alright as well but I don't think She'll be short on money at all. Then he learns what putative father is and hopefully fucks off into the ether. quote:Well this is depressing I looked up presumable v. Putative father seems as though I am < edited >. But I don't know the laws in Nevada. I'm in Nevada BTW southern Nevada. They live in California though. Both southern respectively I feel like you guys see enough of the stupid poo poo at the beginning of an open relationship, you've earned a glimpse of the end game.
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