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# ? May 13, 2024 06:45 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I'm that guy. I get upset about thread length sometimes. So come at me. Chichevache posted:Forums poster Tasteful Dickpic is threatened by length.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:58 |
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Palpek posted:drat, these posters would have been great if properly executed. Especially the "Kong's head above the clouds" one, such a waste : Teenage Fansub posted:Properly executed? The scale fits from my recollection of the movie.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 02:05 |
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I'm trying to find a quote where someone described some elaborate aspic monstrosity as if it was a legendary Dwarf Fortress artifact. The only things I remember is something like "spikes menacing with aspic" and "a dwarf is eating the aspic. The dwarf is crying." Might have been in a previous quote thread, taken from the anti-food porn thread or something? Forums search and google hasn't been helpful so far.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 13:55 |
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Ein posted:I'm trying to find a quote where someone described some elaborate aspic monstrosity as if it was a legendary Dwarf Fortress artifact. The only things I remember is something like "spikes menacing with aspic" and "a dwarf is eating the aspic. The dwarf is crying." Searched the forums for dwarf aspic: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704953&pagenumber=152&perpage=40#post449144955 quote:This is a Engraved Chicken Aspic. All Craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with pimento pieces and Basic Blender Mayonnaise. On the item is an image of a dwarf eating a chicken aspic. The dwarf is screaming.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 14:50 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Needs a "Brazzers" logo. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Bobbitt is actually a colossal piece of poo poo. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I just always assumed she cut his dick off because he was a great dude. Guy Goodbody posted:The statement she gave upon her arrest seems reason enough, imo. goose willis posted:Sever
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:33 |
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meanwhile, in GBS:DynamiteSurprise posted:
Rasta_Al posted:John Wayne Bhabhit
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 17:35 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Grant us eyes if you want to
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 19:51 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Nostalgia t.v. Chat: Nickelodeon G.U.T.S. made the horrible choice to font all the contestants with first and last names. I know this because a few years ago we found out that like 70% of them are On Facebook and 0% like being reminded that they ate poo poo on the Agrocrag and lost to a girl.
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 13:00 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Did Linda get some works done? super macho dude posted:She's just happy it's the first contract signing she's been at where the table wasn't flipped over and everyone had to clear the ring. The Twinkie Czar posted:"Am I determined to win back the belt? You could say I'm resolute."
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# ? Mar 15, 2017 18:53 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:One time I was home alone. No pets at the time. Heard a fart from a chair in front of me and just thought to myself, "that's how you loving haunt." The White Dragon posted:this... this isn't even the first pumpkin transformation thing from deviantart i've seen posted on these forums U.T. Raptor has a new favorite as of 07:47 on Mar 17, 2017 |
# ? Mar 17, 2017 05:33 |
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no they will not posted:I'm so sick of these loving millennials and how they keep constantly emerging from recently reassembled ancient egyptian artefacts and defeating me at powerful "shadow" versions of regular games, consigning my soul to the shadow realm for all eternity
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 15:57 |
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g0m is ineffable
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 16:05 |
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/842724011234791424 Withnail posted:this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a twitter
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 16:25 |
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lol I wonder if when Vesuvius started rumbling, some Pompeiian was like "pull my finger"
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 16:46 |
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coyo7e posted:It's like trying to point out to your dad that he's tightening the wrong screw when he's getting frustrated - he won't listen, he won't stop, and when he finally realizes how badly he hosed things up, everybody else better be on eggshells until he goes to the hardware store and replaces whatever he hosed up worse - and then maybe much later it'll be a hilarious anecdote that he loves to share at parties - but it won't involve everybody who warned him off before he hosed it up.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:46 |
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How did I guess it would be about Trump?
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:56 |
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flakeloaf posted:"ok google what's my day like"
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 21:41 |
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What the hell is going on there. Is that a markov chain
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 21:46 |
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lmao Hemingway To Go! posted:What the hell is going on there. Is that a markov chain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU&t=18s
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 22:15 |
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oh my god you beautiful awful bastard (i thought it was some weird chop suey madlib)
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:38 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 23:47 |
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This quote let me get a line reading "It's not guaranteed that the House health care bill will come across the Resolute desk" in something I wrote put back in because my editor didn't know what the Resolute desk was, and if he didn't know it, no readers would either. I told him pro wrestling fans on the internet did and sent him the joke, and that was good enough.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 01:37 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:g0m is ineffable Oh, gently caress, I thought I was the only one.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 02:38 |
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Booger Presley posted:Farts are just ghosts of things you have eaten. Makes you think...
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 09:32 |
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Budgie Jumping posted:I met a girl in a deli tonight and she told me that some guy at her restaurant came up to her and told her "If I could rape anyone in this place, it would be you." I'm usually pretty good at expressing disgust but this left me without words. Slugworth posted:Still though, kinda cool she got to meet the president.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:11 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Itchy tits then gently caress you.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:19 |
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from the video game deals thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2408877&pagenumber=1227&perpage=40#post470467944 Gameko posted:Maybe I does. Maybe that's why I like it...
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:30 |
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...? What the gently caress does all that word-vomit even mean besides "Nier Good"? Which it is, but drat he used way too many words My reading comprehension is in the toilet because an ear infection is making it hard to think.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:34 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:...? What the gently caress does all that word-vomit even mean besides "Nier Good"? Which it is, but drat he used way too many words I just thought it was funny that the dude is writing an essay about anime sex bots in the coupon thread.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 03:46 |
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It seems like a pretty reasonable breakdown to me?
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 04:19 |
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Heath posted:It seems like a pretty reasonable breakdown to me? It was in the video game deals thread.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:29 |
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From the funny pictures thread:Pick posted:Had to have the vet out to work on Russell and his troublesome genitals again today. Heads up for discussions of male animal anatomy, veterinary care, and some serious ickiness. whiteyfats posted:That's not a funny picture, that's not a funny picture at all! Johnny Aztec posted:Poor Freckles, Garrand posted:PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Now with text walls about horse genitals BrandorKP posted:Pyf Funny Pictures: come for the pics stay for the rotting horse cock.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:34 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:From the funny pictures thread: Horses, an animal known for their gross, cancerous cocks
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:37 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What went wrong with your messed up rectum that pooping isn't a nice time for serene relaxation?
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 07:23 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:if ricky jay did his Four Queens for me i'd probaly suck his dick because i cannot fuckin figure that poo poo out
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 11:07 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:It was in the video game deals thread. Pretty sure Nier is a video game.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 11:14 |
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Paladinus posted:Pretty sure Nier is a video game. no, it\s art
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 13:48 |
dude seems extremely defensive about liking anime.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 15:16 |
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Saint Drogo posted:dude seems extremely defensive about liking anime. Much less defensive than the nerds posting about him posting about anime. Those guys are have totally removed themselves from it and are really cool. I don't like anime, but the only thing more insufferable than anime nerds is anti-anime nerds.
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