Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm that guy. I get upset about thread length sometimes. So come at me.

I don't think you have the courage!

Chichevache posted:

Forums poster Tasteful Dickpic is threatened by length.

Palpek posted:

drat, these posters would have been great if properly executed. Especially the "Kong's head above the clouds" one, such a waste :

Teenage Fansub posted:

Properly executed? The scale fits from my recollection of the movie.


edit:

Ein posted:

I'm trying to find a quote where someone described some elaborate aspic monstrosity as if it was a legendary Dwarf Fortress artifact. The only things I remember is something like "spikes menacing with aspic" and "a dwarf is eating the aspic. The dwarf is crying."

Might have been in a previous quote thread, taken from the anti-food porn thread or something? Forums search and google hasn't been helpful so far.

quote:

This is a Engraved Chicken Aspic. All Craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with pimento pieces and Basic Blender Mayonnaise. On the item is an image of a dwarf eating a chicken aspic. The dwarf is screaming.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Needs a "Brazzers" logo.


I already posted this in the AFP thread, but I think it goes here.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Bobbitt is actually a colossal piece of poo poo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I just always assumed she cut his dick off because he was a great dude.

Guy Goodbody posted:

The statement she gave upon her arrest seems reason enough, imo.

quote:

He always have orgasm, and he doesn't wait for me ever to have orgasm.

goose willis posted:

Sever

DynamiteSurprise posted:

She's had enough of his bhabhi soliciting

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Grant us eyes if you want to
Grant us eyes and we'll be free
Cause our friends can't see and cause they can't see
They suffer from idiocy

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes, like you did the Vacuous Rom
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes, Kos or some say Kosm
Eyes on brains
Oh well the eyes on brains
Ah yes the eyes on brains

- Micolashes without Hats, Eyes on Brains

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Nostalgia t.v. Chat: Nickelodeon G.U.T.S. made the horrible choice to font all the contestants with first and last names. I know this because a few years ago we found out that like 70% of them are On Facebook and 0% like being reminded that they ate poo poo on the Agrocrag and lost to a girl.

MassRafTer posted:

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Did Linda get some works done?

Took me a minute to figure out why this was in a wrestling thread.

super macho dude posted:

She's just happy it's the first contract signing she's been at where the table wasn't flipped over and everyone had to clear the ring.

The Twinkie Czar posted:

"Am I determined to win back the belt? You could say I'm resolute."

::destroys back trying flip huge oak desk::

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

One time I was home alone. No pets at the time. Heard a fart from a chair in front of me and just thought to myself, "that's how you loving haunt."

The White Dragon posted:

this... this isn't even the first pumpkin transformation thing from deviantart i've seen posted on these forums

no they will not posted:

I'm so sick of these loving millennials and how they keep constantly emerging from recently reassembled ancient egyptian artefacts and defeating me at powerful "shadow" versions of regular games, consigning my soul to the shadow realm for all eternity

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/842724011234791424

RIP in pieces world.

Withnail posted:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a twitter


edit. and then a bang

coyo7e posted:

It's like trying to point out to your dad that he's tightening the wrong screw when he's getting frustrated - he won't listen, he won't stop, and when he finally realizes how badly he hosed things up, everybody else better be on eggshells until he goes to the hardware store and replaces whatever he hosed up worse - and then maybe much later it'll be a hilarious anecdote that he loves to share at parties - but it won't involve everybody who warned him off before he hosed it up.

Sapozhnik posted:

flakeloaf posted:

"ok google what's my day like"

you're starting your day by talking to an air freshener

https://twitter.com/CraigStambaugh/status/842339238314147840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

nerves
get
pressed
can't get dressed
half your face won't match the rest

Bobby Digital posted:

Hemingway To Go! posted:

What the hell is going on there. Is that a markov chain

Dex posted:

lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU&t=18s

Bobby Digital posted:

frankenfreak posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

g0m is ineffable

Booger Presley posted:

Farts are just ghosts of things you have eaten. Makes you think...

Budgie Jumping posted:

I met a girl in a deli tonight and she told me that some guy at her restaurant came up to her and told her "If I could rape anyone in this place, it would be you." I'm usually pretty good at expressing disgust but this left me without words.

Slugworth posted:

Still though, kinda cool she got to meet the president.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Itchy tits then gently caress you.

Gameko posted:

Maybe I does. Maybe that's why I like it...

This isn't the place to get into a long debate on it but folks who are on the fence might want a little more granularity. Here's my pocket review. Nier is first and foremost an action game that has a good bit of variation in the gameplay: most of the time it's a 3d brawler but it often switches into 2d action and occasionally turns into a bullet-hell shooter. If you play it on easy difficulty the game pretty much plays itself. (My three year old can play it reasonably competently at that difficulty.) On normal the fights can be punishing but there are some cheesy tactics which can trivialize combat and there are certain upgrades (chips) which again make it fairly simple. As I stated before, it's probably as easy or as hard as you want it to be.

The art style and music definitely fits the 'Japanese game' mold without going completely off the deep end, at least in my opinion. The main character looks like a pop diva in black lace. Her main side kick is a pretty boy type character who is...also in black lace. During the frantic action scenes, it can be a bit difficult to tell the two of them apart, which is one of my criticisms of the game. It's awesome that it switches up gameplay modes so often and the perspective can shift about and everything looks kickass, but it can be hard to figure out what's going on and you can get lost. You will occasionally die from an enemy you didn't realize was there or because you lost track of which dot on the screen is you. YMMV on this point...I admit I had an easier time of it when I sat closer to my TV while playing on the PS4.

As for the story, it might not be productive to get into a discussion on what is an anime plot, but in any case this is a game which doesn't subscribe to tons of anime tropes. You're not going to see characters hitting each other with dimensional hammers, have some dopey high school boy get into a situation where six eligible girls are fighting over him, no boob falls, no weird gropes, no peeping in the hot springs, not a school uniform in sight. All that being said, you get some Japanese-y, anime-y plot elements from time to time that (IMHO) are well executed and don't break the flow or momentum of the game. I don't really want to give any examples here because the trope-y parts are pretty sparse and I don't think they'll be a turn off even if you really hate anime. (Like me.)

The overall plot of the game does feel fairly anime, in my opinion, but it's anime in a good way. It's anime in a feature film way (read: anime even Gameko will watch) rather than a thing that got slopped out for an OAV way. Again, I don't want to get into spoilers but in Nier you play an android whose duty it is to wage war on a race of robots who have taken over the earth. The androids were built by human-kind while the earth-ruling robots were created by an invading alien force (sound anime yet?). The overall meta-plot of the game deals with what it means to be human, the existential nature of existence, and learning to cope with emotions when they threaten to overwhelm one's sense of self and one's sense of duty.

What's really great about the game's plot is it's a fine example of show-don't-tell. Characters show how they feel through action (generally with the player engaging in a kick-rear end fight). Cut scenes are appropriately placed AFTER the big fight rather than presented as punctuated interruptions to the flow of the game. Furthermore, cut scenes are awesome and paced such that they give you just the right amount of room to relax following a big battle. In short, you'll get a good story experience out of Nier and you'll see some awesome orchestrated, cut scenes but you WON'T be playing one of those mostly movie occasionally game-type Squaresoft titles.

Finally, the game is meant to be played through a few times and each individual playthrough is relatively short. My first play took 16 hours, and that's with me doing a fair bit of side quest content and in general looking at everything and taking my time. (I like to drink in the content.) It's a great game to pick up and play, put down for a while, and resume. This is important to me as there are a lot of releases this month I want to look at. Also, there's a fair bit of difference between the English voice acting and the Japanese voice-acting, at least from what I've seen. If you happen so speak Moonspeech fluently you can get even more play just comparing the English VA version of the main characters to the Japanese versions. So far I've played the Japanese mostly and watched other people in the house play in English. It's pretty nifty.

Anyway, I love Nier and I recommend you pick it up, whether it be anime or no.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

...? What the gently caress does all that word-vomit even mean besides "Nier Good"? _{Which it is, but drat he used way too many words}
My reading comprehension is in the toilet because an ear infection is making it hard to think.

Heath posted:

It seems like a pretty reasonable breakdown to me?

Pick posted:

Had to have the vet out to work on Russell and his troublesome genitals again today. Heads up for discussions of male animal anatomy, veterinary care, and some serious ickiness.

Some of you might remember my post about Russell and his sheath problems a few months ago. His sheath swelled up and there was a large, bloody sore on the end of it so I called the vet out. Vet cleaned him out (which I’d just done a couple months before) and in addition to some serious nastiness inside his sheath he also found lots of small growths of tissue on his penis. Had one biopsied and we found out that Russell has equine papillomavirus. Those growths can become cancerous but unfortunately there’s not really anything we can do about it. In the meantime, those extra growths of tissue sometimes cause irritation which is what happened about a week ago.

His sheath swelled up and was bloody again so I did what the vet had me do last time (give him penicillin shots for a week) which cleared him up then. This time he was fine for a couple days after the round of antibiotics but then his sheath started to smell awful (I could smell him from several yards away) and it was crusty, goopy, and had some bloody discharge coming out of it so I had the vet come back out today.

In addition to those growths we had biopsied before (which have gotten a little larger in the last few months), the head and tip of his penis and the inside of the wall of tissue surrounding his penis are all very rough and wrinkled. Look almost like coral or a brain. Those areas are all supposed to be mostly smooth. Because they are so full of crevasses, dirt, dead skin cells, and in Russell’s case since he is a lazy and gross gelding and doesn’t fully extend his penis before he pees–urine tend to accumulate there and can cause irritation and infection. Russell’s always had personal hygiene issues but these new growths just cause more trouble in that department so the vet cleaned him out really good again today (lots of blood, puss, and smegma; so gross), gave him a huge dose of penicillin and an anti-inflammatory shot, and said I’ll probably just have to clean him out every month or two from now on.

We’ll keep our fingers crossed that that’ll keep him going for a long time! If any of the warts do become cancerous there’s not really much that can be done though. My vet said he did perform a horse penis amputation once before but there’s no way I’d want to put Russell through that.

whiteyfats posted:

That's not a funny picture, that's not a funny picture at all!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Poor Freckles, thought of ants got dick cancer and died

Garrand posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Now with text walls about horse genitals

BrandorKP posted:

Pyf Funny Pictures: come for the pics stay for the rotting horse cock.

Facebook Aunt posted:

From the funny pictures thread:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

What went wrong with your messed up rectum that pooping isn't a nice time for serene relaxation?

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

if ricky jay did his Four Queens for me i'd probaly suck his dick because i cannot fuckin figure that poo poo out

CharlestheHammer posted:

It was in the video game deals thread.

Paladinus posted:

Pretty sure Nier is a video game.

Saint Drogo posted:

dude seems extremely defensive about liking anime.