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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I still find myself saying "fell in a terlet" in a soft, mournful voice when I do something embarassing/stupid
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purple death ray posted:You could replace pyf with a bot that explains jokes and makes a "dad gay, so what" reference every hour and nobody would notice frankenfreak posted:joke explained, so what
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90s Cringe Rock posted:How do you break the loop? omg
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90s Cringe Rock posted:How do you break the loop? 
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syscall girl posted:He was a great poster lol
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I mean Socratic-method pissbitches make me genuinely nauseated because 99.99999% of the time they're just masturbating into the comment box, and the metaphor of a piñata that smells suspiciously like poo poo is useful and well-crafted, but "fell in a terlet" and "you think in a hillbilly accent" remain unapproachable by almost all longform burnposters, like stars on the shitpost horizon, like the wren outside the window, like the proud smile your father gave your cousin when he didn't know you could see
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elise, I mean, you are 100% right but are you ok
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what kind of question is that to ask of the person who wrote thousands upon thousands of words about elfdick
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MORE LIKE OLD JOKELESS
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curried lamb of God posted:thanks for posting this, I had heard about today's disaster in Barcelona but hadn't seen any footage yet
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This just made me realize, is "There's a front page?!" still bannable? I feel like the statute of limitations should've run out on that but you never know t-there's a front page!??!?!?!??!
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Blind Sally posted:t-there's a front page!??!?!?!??! Front page of what?
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Gorn Myson posted:Footage of Barcelona's disaster Holy poo poo these always catch me off guard, even though I've been seeing poo poo like this since 9/12
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I mean, who else do you know who has an Aliens motion detector prop and a uranium water dispenser+ geiger counter in their living room?
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syscall girl posted:I mean, who else do you know who has an Aliens motion detector prop and a uranium water dispenser+ geiger counter in their living room? You don't?
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Clitch posted:Mike Pence politely applauds, but just can't seem to get over the spiciness of the Saltine he just ate. Later that evening, an RNC intern was beaten for getting the salted ones.
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Syd Midnight posted:If your power slam injections include horse steroids, you should donate your hosed-up blood as often as possible so you will have less of it inside of you. This is a really good and smart thing to do.
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I hear those play all kinds of hell with your vocal cords.
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WWN gets in a good post before the latest gibbis racism megathread gets up to full speed.No. 6 posted:You can take the refugee out of the backwards, ignorant, theocratic, shithole excuse of a country... Who What Now posted:What do you mean, this happened in Finland.
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Whiz Palace posted:Where the hell did "water pipe" come from? Do I want to know? During one of the earlier terrorist attacks (I want to say the one that happened during the Ariana Grande concert) there was a DnD thread and for pages and pages people were insisting that you couldn't be sure that this was a terrorist attack, it could have been a burst water main, etc. and for a lot of people this skepticism pushed past the point of credulity as it became more and more clear what had happened. So now a contingent of posters will joke about how a burst water main stabbed a bunch of people in Finland as a way of mocking the sort of people who will drag their heels in for as long as possible to avoid admitting the unfortunate reality that it was an act of terror. Half of those posters will turn the thread into a referendum on Islam and then you've reached that cosmic nexus between GBS and DnD which is a place you really don't want to find yourself in.
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willie_dee posted:I feel like you should probably learn a bit more about TRT and steroids before making GBS threads on them like you are part of the 1970's era "JUST SAY NO KIDS ALL DRUGS ARE BAD".
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Karate Bastard posted:I hear those play all kinds of hell with your vocal cords. I get it
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Saint Freak posted:2016: Killer clowns are on the loose in your town
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Pastry of the Year posted:we don't deserve Palpek Username/post combo
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they're still going Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:It's incredible how naive you guys are. They don't put you on Thor levels of testosterone. They simply take a 45 year old man and give him the hormones he had when he was 25.
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syscall girl posted:I mean, who else do you know who has an Aliens motion detector prop and a uranium water dispenser+ geiger counter in their living room? no-one, thank gently caress
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From an otherwise terrible thread involving the "burst water pipe" catchphrase.
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We Know Catheters posted:Skinny jeans don't cause you to be immobile PaulBearer posted:How would a goon know that? spog posted:With a goon, all jeans are skinny.
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Sunswipe posted:Imagine four Nazis on the edge of a cliff. Someone pushes the first Nazi off the cliff, so the second Nazi takes the place of the first. Then the new first is pushed off the cliff.
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Powaqoatse posted:they're still going the old ceremony posted:reinforce your gains by building a poo poo pyramid, a triangular pile of poo poo baked hard in the sun with innumerable cursed turds inside, and meditating daily in its shadow mods please change my name to innumerable cursed turds
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it seems they got some wires crossed because they changed your posts instead!!!!
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:it seems they got some wires crossed because they changed your posts instead!!!! Yikes  I am undone.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Don't you ever compare Kirby to goddamn Trump. gently caress you.
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The Ferret King posted:Partial credit. What makes it a proper loss is when there are only two people in the fourth panel. Sormus posted:The third plug goes into the ground. Like the baby.
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CanPol is prone to derailing.McGavin posted:I'm glad that Canadians from coast to coast can come together and agree that the Bacon 'n Egger is the supreme fast food breakfast option, despite having a vaguely racist sounding name. Risky Bisquick posted:Why are you guys buying breakfast, just make it yourself. Lobok posted:*father scrambling eggs in a frying pan on a hot plate across his lap while driving*
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