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Marcade posted:It's what happens when you treat your dick like a Dig Dug enemy. You get way more points for crushing it with a rock.
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omg i just rememberd Boulder Dash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QllqKiUXNno&t=18s (it starts easy but theres like weird spreading fungus enemies etc)
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 02:38 |
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Don't forget the weirdo goon who came in and hardcore projected their issues onto the situation. "HE LIES TO HIS FAMILY ABOUT STICKING THINGS IN HIS DICK THEREFORE HE'S A SOCIOPATH AND YOU SHOULD BELIEVE NOTHING HE SAYS"
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:37 |
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It's none of your family's business what you stick in your dick. Unless it's a catheter.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:51 |
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The AusPol thread sounding saga was pretty tame in comparison, apparently sounding carries some risks even when done responsibly and an Aussie goon wound up with a painful injury. I didn't follow it for long but assume it had a happier ending, bike pump kid was seriously messed up. If you ever need a quick cheering-up, Gromit posted:When I don't understand a comic I gain solace by doing a Google image search for "people coughing" and imagine it's all invisible blowjobs.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:52 |
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Powaqoatse posted:omg i just rememberd Boulder Dash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Llby6mpU58 I was always more of a Digger guy (because the teacher I had growing up pirated it, and because I'd never played Mr. Do)
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:53 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Llby6mpU58 :o looks like the same game but the c64 graphics are better
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 08:50 |
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I desperately want a well spoken Kelsey Grammar Mummy now Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hey baby, I hear Anubis callin',
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 08:50 |
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Powaqoatse posted:omg i just rememberd Boulder Dash
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 09:18 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Me and my best friend in grade school spent so much time playing Boulder Dash on the C64. I don't remember which one it was, but it had a level editor and we'd take turns building challenge levels for each other. there were so many versions. i have no idea how many levels the original had, but i think i remember that crack groups figured out the level format and competed by supplying more levels until one of them created the level editor. i maybe give the pirates too much credit but for sure they leveled up the original
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 09:31 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Third Arm Reduction? I don't think a kid's dick is big enough to be considered a third arm, dude.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 10:47 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Me and my best friend in grade school spent so much time playing Boulder Dash on the C64. I don't remember which one it was, but it had a level editor and we'd take turns building challenge levels for each other. Boulder Dash 3 had the Construction Kit.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 12:14 |
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We Know Catheters posted:It's none of your family's business what you stick in your dick. Unless it's a catheter. Shameless ad plug?
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 15:28 |
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walrusman posted:I remember the last time this came up, yeah i eat rear end, and I still can't believe it. I couldn't live with that level of casual intrusion, and it's definitely not normal anywhere I've ever spent time, including Germany.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 17:36 |
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Jedit posted:Boulder Dash 3 had the Construction Kit. the boulders of my dashiverse have come falling down i really thought the constructionkit was a crack
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 17:39 |
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queserasera posted:Shameless ad plug? I've been cowboyin' for 25 years, and if there's one thing I don't want, it's pain when I cath.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 17:49 |
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I clicked through, and I still dont get it. Is it the funny username?
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 18:15 |
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Subjunctive posted:I clicked through, and I still don’t get it. Is it the funny username? yeah
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 20:42 |
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Subjunctive posted:I clicked through, and I still dont get it. Is it the funny username?
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 20:45 |
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theflyingorc posted:the way he used the username in the sentence sounds like it was the subject of the sentence, and it is very funny I don't think it looks like the subject of the sentence, but I get it now. Thanks. E: Ah, I see what you mean.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 22:04 |
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Subjunctive posted:I don't think it looks like the subject of the sentence, but I get it now. Thanks.
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# ? Nov 11, 2017 22:32 |
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punchymcpunch posted:i never once in my life thought "it mustve been hilarious to live through caligula's reign" but it turns out its great
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 07:59 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:CHILD'S VOICE: "Mom! I'm hungry! When's the queso gonna be ready?"
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:54 |
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Cubone posted:the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:34 |
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Alhazred posted:The sagas mentions a king named Fjölnir who one night became extremely drunk and drowned in a vat of mead. Bruceski posted:It was a great morning revelation for his heir though. The best part of waking up was seeing Fjölnir in his cup.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:56 |
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like a cigarette should posted:My dad is the hoarder and I'm trying to convince him to clean out his garage. Found a tin of potted meat from 06, a great year for potted meat.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 01:22 |
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Chrs Gry posted:My uncle once bought a 4 pack of Carling Lager which is a cheap, poo poo beer and wrapped up a can each for myself, my brother and my dad for Christmas. He drank the last one himself to celebrate a job well done.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 03:28 |
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I love wierd rear end calculations. We had some people getting pissy at us in a bar for calculating how many people you could stuff into a telephone booth. I think it was about 30, based on average weight.
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Outrail posted:I love wierd rear end calculations. We had some people getting pissy at us in a bar for calculating how many people you could stuff into a telephone booth. The world record is 25 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonebooth_stuffing
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:08 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:The world record is 25 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonebooth_stuffing The record is 25 intact people. If you minced them you'd be able to pack 30 in there.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:16 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The record is 25 intact people. If you minced them you'd be able to pack 30 in there. Well poo poo, if you pureed them you can pack in another two or three.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:22 |
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And we can get them out with nachos!
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:26 |
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Mods change my name to Pro Dick pencil poster. Tya
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:36 |
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Who What Now posted:Well poo poo, if you pureed them you can pack in another two or three. thats excessive really, minced is fine.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:43 |
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Who What Now posted:Well poo poo, if you pureed them you can pack in another two or three. You'd have to tip the phone booth over and pour them in or they'd just flow right out though, dunno if the phone booth stuffing rules allow for that.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:48 |
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Who What Now posted:Well poo poo, if you pureed them you can pack in another two or three. And dry it out, 70% water...
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:53 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You'd have to tip the phone booth over and pour them in or they'd just flow right out though, dunno if the phone booth stuffing rules allow for that. this kind of thinking is how dogs end up playikg basketball.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:54 |
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funmanguy posted:this kind of thinking is how dogs end up playikg basketball. Or become lawyers.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:55 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You'd have to tip the phone booth over and pour them in or they'd just flow right out though, dunno if the phone booth stuffing rules allow for that. You could skin a couple people first and build a membrane where the door opening is. Then puree the rest and inject it all thru the skin barrier with a big needle.
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