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syscall girl posted:And that man's name was Ibid Oldline
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Jeza posted:That ibid thing is an extremely loving old university urban legend. So either this guy was trolling or the living incarnation of a pre-internet meme. I know a guy who changed his name to Figure 1A to get more references, swear on Ibid.
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I've literally never heard of ibid before now and I have a college degree.
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 Of course I also have a trash degree from a garbage university, so your mileage may vary.
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i only ever heard of him from the lovecraft thing but assumed it was another one of his madeup ancient philosopher names
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This is the op cit of funny forums quotes
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:i only ever heard of him from the lovecraft thing but assumed it was another one of his madeup ancient philosopher names Abdul Alhazred will have his revenge on Seattle.
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My dad actually was one of those guys, he once asked his teacher who that "Unk Nown" guy was and why he had so many famous quotes. In his defense, he was in 1st grade, as he tells the story
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anthonypants posted:not really a secfuck but https://twitter.com/lydnicholas/status/935465394273386497 minato posted:makes sense, Santa is an anagram of @nsa
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Trig Discipline falling on his own swordTrig Discipline posted:
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Sex Hobbit posted:Trig Discipline falling on his own sword Trig 
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Sex Hobbit posted:Trig Discipline falling on his own sword It's his calling to find perfect "your mom" opportunities, even in threads in forums he doesn't even read, it's uncanny.
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If you're out there, Trig, thank you for your service. 
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Field Mousepad posted:Trig owns. Ugh. I can't get him in here to tell his absolute best anecdote because don't quote yourself but it involved a diving trip, a wetsuit and butt chum. Anyone have that handy?
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you can put lisa loeb glasses on anyone even resembling a woman under 200 lbs. and i'll spring a boner you can stand on
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Yeah I just can't let a good Your Mom joke go to waste, sorry mom. Also I have no idea where that original story was, but there's a photo of someone else doing the same thing that more or less gives you an idea.  https://i.imgur.com/ACuTCTN.jpgExcept in my case I was right side up and taking off like a person-sized space shuttle because I didn't want it all over my wetsuit.
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah I just can't let a good Your Mom joke go to waste, sorry mom. Somewhere there is an eel who has your number.
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The Glumslinger posted:My dad actually was one of those guys, he once asked his teacher who that "Unk Nown" guy was and why he had so many famous quotes. In his defense, he was in 1st grade, as he tells the story In my job I have forms for my clients to fill out and they have a space for an alias. It just says. Alias:_______. A good 75 percent of people ask what that means or who that is.
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syscall girl posted:Somewhere there is an eel who has your number. Specifically, my number two.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'd be willing to believe that was a joke and didn't happen. Deer don't just walk up and start licking salt covered dicks. If they did hunters would never go home.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Maybe the ancestral rape wasn't so bad. Maybe the grandfather was Noah and we're all figments of a dream being had by some lemur, watching Noah's granddaughters work his wrinkly shaft.
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I'm using this as an excuse to post my stoned Lemur pic
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Quorum posted:It's like the Battlestar Galactica of bad posting. All these posts have been made before, and all these posts will be made again. Plus, some of the people involved might secretly be robots, and nobody is entirely sure what the plot is.
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm using this as an excuse to post my stoned Lemur pic Need to shop in a spliff or pipe
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china bot posted:THIS JOKE WAS MADE FOR ME!
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Crossposting from the funny pictures thread: There's an awful photo of a newly pregnant woman next to a chalkboard of names, each more hideous than the one before, with all but the last terrible name crossed out; it's shown up on the forums a few times. Someone once responded to it with a post offering suggestions like "Autysm," which was even better than the photo. Does anyone have that at hand, or remember another one of the names for searching (since "Autysm" gets no joy)?
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Hirayuki posted:Crossposting from the funny pictures thread: There's an awful photo of a newly pregnant woman next to a chalkboard of names, each more hideous than the one before, with all but the last terrible name crossed out; it's shown up on the forums a few times. Someone once responded to it with a post offering suggestions like "Autysm," which was even better than the photo. Does anyone have that at hand, or remember another one of the names for searching (since "Autysm" gets no joy)? I think the others were variations on ‘miscarriage’ and ‘abortion.’
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VanSandman posted:I think the others were variations on ‘miscarriage’ and ‘abortion.’ I wonder if Lakynn will ever know how much light and joy she and the memes associated with her have brought into our dark lives?
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IIRC there was a followup with a second child but my googling mainly turns up the first, more famous one.
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Her oldest is apparently named 'Titan'
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Dave Grool posted:I wish I had the ability to just poo poo out a ton of words, would make my academic career a lot easier Slime posted:shove a book up your rear end, that'll do the job
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scrubs season six posted:If you stick a corn dog up your rear end and then clench you can pull the stick out and the corn dog will stay up in there.
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