Korgan posted:

The MSJ posted:

SMG did not elaborate.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Pretty much.

They were a "Janitorial Supervisor" who was in charge of maintenance at a real estate company. The non-compete was to prevent them from going to another real estate company while working at her current job because she had keys to all of their rooms, knowledge of maintenance issues they had in their units, what types of materials the builders used, who they ordered materials from, and how much money the company spends on maintenance.

She left her current job for a job at a rival real estate company and her contract stated that she had to wait at least 1 year before working for a competitor. She could leave for a job with a non-competitor whenever she wanted.

It's a little flimsy, but it wasn't just "a janitor."

kidkissinger posted:

You're a disgrace to your username.

FCKGW posted:

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A gently caress
CrystalDiskInfo x64
I am crashed head
410,757,864,530 BAD SECTORS

insane anime posted:

also, adtrw is full of pedophiles and the board shouls be deleted. it is 100% true that when my wheelhouse was banned in fyad for posting a “cartoon depiction of child pornography” fyads users browsing went from 12 to literally over a hundred and all the lurkers were from the anime forum including the moderator at the time.

ninjewtsu posted:

I wasn't aware that adtrw had 100 posters, tbh

Marching Powder posted:

the ufc thread gets a lot of new posts / posters when conor mcgregor fights. child pornography is apparently the conor mcgregor of the anime world.

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/olivia_graciela/status/1052428624043888640?s=21

spog posted:

"Research clearly shows that students benefit greatly from later starts to the day and that the entire morning is a waste of time and that schools should concentrate on afternoon lessons only.
Yet our message does not seem to get positive responses"

-Founder, the 'Forget 9-11' campaign.

walrusman posted:

Providing a huge selection of leather sandals so you can get in and out fast!

Welcome to Birken-Now!

TKIY posted:

"Providing travel services to Catalonia, the Basque Country and Galicia regions"

- Owner, "The Spanish Flew"

Solice Kirsk posted:

"I simply want the world to enjoy delicious fruit preserves of mainland China while relaxing in four star accommodations. I have no idea why this is confusing to anyone."

- Owner of "The Great Chinese Jam Inn"

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gonna go open my new boutique "The Naughty Negress". Wait, why is everyone being so mean to me?!?

Jerry Cotton posted:

Welcome to my new cake shop, "Custard's Revenge"

SiKboy posted:

Why is no one buying my milk and cheese? And why are people on social media so mean?

- The owner of "The Dairy of Anne Frank".

PickleBunny posted:

There was a bakery in Fredericksburg TX that used to be called Sophie’s Choice bakery. They changed it to Sophie’s bakery a few months later.

Ragequit posted:

"I can't understand why everyone yells at me - I just want to provide home remedies via salves and oils to the east coast."

- Owner of the Atlantic Salve Trade



"Everyone should love having a local 3D iMax theatre! Why are they so bent out of shape?"

- Owner of the HoloDomer

Bombadilillo posted:

"Look it's a barbers on the beach where we use all natural seawater. what do you want me to call it?"

Owner. A Part-tide

Leavemywife posted:

"People need crockery and trinkets at reasonable prices! Why won't people buy from me?"

- Owner, Pol Pottery Barn

gleebster posted:

Specializing in bone china.

SiKboy posted:

I just wanted something which said "A final solution to high prices!", now I'm being bullied online!

- Owner of the Holo-costco

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

We make decorative end caps for furniture and architectural purposes and they're really nice. Why won't anyone shop at the The Finial Solution?

walrusman posted:

"This isn't who I really am! I just like breakfast foods!"

- Founder of Luftwaffle

Solice Kirsk posted:

"I just don't get why people are so hung up about this. I'm simply trying to share my love of craft beer and hiking to everyone."

- Owner of "The Trail of Beers"

Video Graves posted:

I was hoping to dazzle the world with stunning Swarovski trinkets

- Owner of Crystal Knacks

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"I really wanted to share my love of hand-cut french fries, what's wrong with that?"

- Proprietor of "Arbeit Macht Fries"

TKIY posted:

So what if I named my farm supply company after the NFLs all time leading rusher?

- Owner of Emmett's Tills

TKIY posted:

We just make da best cheeses and da best yogurt around!

- Owner, DaCow Dairy

TheManWithNoName posted:

“I just really love providing authentic middle eastern food at low prices!”

- owner of Allah Snakbar

spog posted:

"We're just an informal group that likes to get together and watch Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive"

-Founder, The Lynch Mob

Ragequit posted:

"For all your emo tape needs, stop by The Taping Rebellion!"

TKIY posted:

"It's a block and tackle store, I don't see the issue?"

- Jim Lynch, owner "Lynch Ropes"

edit: This is magical:

Aramoro posted:

'I just noticed we weren't doing much business in the morning so why open early?'

- Owner, 9-Eleven

TKIY posted:

Best selection of Sodas in the Tri-city area!

- Joan's Town Beverages

Zipperelli. posted:

Made here in the heart of Texas, we're burning down the competition!

- Owner, Waco Matches

oh dope posted:

"I'm here to help everyone, including women and children, with their post surgery rehab and sports injuries!"

Owner - Wounded Knee Physical Therapy

Antioch posted:

People should be able to teach their kids at home, I don't see the big issue with providing them the materials!

-Owner, Resident Al's Schools

TKIY posted:

"Our family farm focuses on growing huge quantities of our favourite flower on only one acre of land! Come check out the Columbine Mass Acre!"

Leavemywife posted:

"We specialize in giving your every day items that vintage, worn-down look, all done here at home, in our great nation."

-CEO, American Small Pocks Company

TKIY posted:

Do you do blankets? Asking, uh, for a friend.

Solice Kirsk posted:

"Look, it's really simple. We're a small family business that makes fun and flirty makeup for young adventurous people. Some people just try to find fault in anything."

- Owner of "Tootsie Mascara"

GrandpaPants posted:

"All we wanted to do was to better illuminate the trains and their platforms, so I don't know why there was so much objection to our 'Beat the Dark' slogan. I thought it was pretty catchy."
- Head Organizer of San Francisco's "Bright BART" campaign.

Reign Of Pain posted:

No one is staying at the large home I converted into a hotel

Owner: Charles' Mansion

Bar Crow posted:

What!? Kids love our grape juice!

- Welch’s new mascot, “The Child Grapist”

sweet geek swag posted:

"I just wanted to do a Chinese remake of a classic American game show,"

- Producer, Tiananmen Squares

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

"You can forget about it for as long as you like but it'll still stay fresh!"

- Owner, Armenian Genial Cider

Samovar posted:

"All I wanted to do was open a kiosk devoted to exporting Toblerone!"

Owner - The Triangle Trade.

value-brand cereal posted:

This tweet spawned many puns. Puns referring to historical events and horrible things mocking this lady in the tweet.. It's great. I took the liberty of rehosting the images if the tweet vanishes. You can find both linked here as they are awful large and this post is long enough.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/97c525d9f7a464b13d0e85323936a1b1/tumblr_pgtkvv7Cjz1uvopeko2_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/291334b7bd69487e39dda3c9dc586cd1/tumblr_pgtkvv7Cjz1uvopeko1_1280.jpg

ZamBOOni_Rodeo posted:

You are doing the Lord's work.

My absolute favorite of all of those was FGR's "Finial Solution," but "Tootsie Mascara" was a close second.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

crowd chanting: monorail. monorail. monorail

infernal machines posted:

i uh, foresee some problems with this design

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/scientist, waving arms desperately

sir, get your mother off the track and put her clothes back on!

ZamBOOni_Rodeo posted:

You are doing the Lord's work.

My absolute favorite of all of those was FGR's "Finial Solution," but "Tootsie Mascara" was a close second.

Jedit posted:

I have with my own eyes seen a rare record store called The Vinyl Solution.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I know that place, they've got something like 6 million records.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I know that place, they've got something like 6 million records.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I know that place, they've got something like 6 million records.

Paladinus posted:

I really doubt they have that many.

Sir Lemming posted:

I also doubt their claim to have the lowest prices. I guess that makes me a low cost denier.

frankenfreak posted:

Ho, low cost denier!

Antioch posted:

People should be able to teach their kids at home, I don't see the big issue with providing them the materials!

-Owner, Resident Al's Schools

Friend posted:

I can't figure this one out

quote:

The residential school system harmed Indigenous children significantly by removing them from their families, depriving them of their ancestral languages, exposing many of them to physical and sexual abuse, and forcibly enfranchising them. Disconnected from their families and culture and forced to speak English or French, students who attended the residential school system often graduated unable to fit into either their communities or Canadian society. It ultimately proved successful in disrupting the transmission of Indigenous practices and beliefs across generations. The legacy of the system has been linked to an increased prevalence of post-traumatic stress, alcoholism, substance abuse, and suicide, which persist within Indigenous communities today.

Jedit posted:

I have with my own eyes seen a rare record store called The Vinyl Solution.

barbecue at the folks posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

HaB posted:

Anyone have the quote (I am 87% sure it came from these here dead gay forums) about why John Carpenter's The Thing is the manliest movie ever made?

HaB posted:

Anyone have the quote (I am 87% sure it came from these here dead gay forums) about why John Carpenter's The Thing is the manliest movie ever made?

Karate Bastard posted:

Like terrific, epic now means the opposite of what it actually means.

Karate Bastard posted:

Like terrific, epic now means the opposite of what it actually means.

Like pass the epic carrots please.

Karate Bastard posted:

Like terrific, epic now means the opposite of what it actually means.

Like pass the epic carrots please.

purple death ray posted:

a guy doing continuous rim shots, just looking more and more uncomfortable with each one

Keru posted:

Bill Hicks own personal hell

Guy Mann posted:

The Thing is the epic bacon sriracha of films because it has pants made of goes-fast.

Karate Bastard posted:

Like terrific, epic now means the opposite of what it actually means.

Like pass the epic carrots please.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Awesome.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

this post made me gay

purple death ray posted:

Hi gay I'm dad

Screaming Idiot posted:

Will you love your son even after he dies?