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marijuanamancer posted:do you freak out about everything. just relax. let things happen. holy poo poo all you do is post walls of anxiety now im nervous Oh, my bad. No anxiety intended. I just like to discuss stuff and try to open up convo that way. Unless I'm just loving around. I just got home from work and my brain is cabbage after a long day, so I babble too. Disregard my rants. QuarkJets posted:cause they want to watch his girlfriend bang her brother I thought it was porn until I saw the bit about texts. I also couldn't explain the wife's absence in the bed with her husband. This guy needs to drop the camera idea unless he's got bad intentions with what he records. I don't think anyone plays with a full deck when they witness their significant other cheating.  Reddit is always on the camera solution, though. Can't that stuff be illegal in some states? Bottom line: Gross, lmao, your BROTHER... wtf lol
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Oh, my bad. No anxiety intended. I just like to discuss stuff and try to open up convo that way. Unless I'm just loving around. I just got home from work and my brain is cabbage after a long day, so I babble too. Disregard my rants. Worse than that, the brother is 16 which is even more gross.
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I saw that and my brain was being kind and helpful to make me overlook it but my defenses collapsed.  What state is this located? I want to be Oklahoma. I just have a hunch. I don't know why I don't believe its Florida.
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marijuanamancer posted:do you freak out about everything. just relax. let things happen. holy poo poo all you do is post walls of anxiety now im nervous Well, will you look at that? That trap worked. You caught one, Papa!
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gbs but from 2004 posted:I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brother so its a pedo incest girlfriend? with that "how good you got" message she probably started grooming him early datajugend fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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Bored posted:Well, will you look at that? That trap worked. You caught one, Papa! The ol Pussy Trap strikes again. She is a horrible and mysterious beast. I swear I was only shooting the breeze with you guys. Now I am getting anxious, what have I done!I kid, of course. I know I don't use the right words at times but I thought I was obvious on my track of just bullshitting. I'm thinking because I don't post much anymore, I can throw a curve ball into a thread. Like when I did my usual fever dream shitpost about a couple in the thread and I was asked if I were writing fanfiction. Well, yes. I am. It's fun that way.  marijuanamancer is cool though. I'm not offended or anything. In fact, if I were to be a mancer of something, I think weed is a good pick. Weed or maybe coin-op machine mancer. All the pac-man and snack food I want. But, now I'm off topic. Let me try my hand at a reddit pick(be patient, I've never actually been to the reddit page before)... My (27F) boyfriend (25M) is upset because he found an open box of condoms in my garage quote:
The comments are basically a garden variety of "yeah riiiiight" to the girl. But really, who leaves that poo poo around in a bin? Why not toss them and do it in a way that doesn't call attention to being shady? Link for any interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/ah1v67/my_27f_boyfriend_25m_is_upset_because_he_found_an/ Edit!: I misread her storage of the rubbers in a bin in the garage. My bad. She wasn't hiding them like I thought. Boyfriend is acting dumb and defensive over nothing. How dare she practice safe sex! And within arms reach(under the pile of everything else..)! Would he rather she just bareback her exes before him? Pick your battles, man. 
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cumshitter posted:At least Nair girl's boyfriend has a good excuse to ask for anal, the most perfect and intimate form of sex condoned by G-d himself (that's why Mary is still a virgin, anal). As told to me by the Catholic girls I dated.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Boyfriend is acting dumb and defensive over nothing. How dare she practice safe sex! And within arms reach(under the pile of everything else..)! Would he rather she just bareback her exes before him? Pick your battles, man. Nah he's just a dumb defensive idiot and thinks she's cheating on him.
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gbs but from 2004 posted:I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brother What the gently caress This can't be real. Right? ...right? ..........right? e: At this point I feel like he should just dump her and not even investigate deeper. Even if it turns out the OP is wrong and this whole thing is just a series of weird coincidences, the well has been poisoned and there's no recovering from it. Renegret fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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Jan 18, 2019 13:58
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JFairfax posted:jesus man you can't eat tomatoes and garlic. reflux
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I wonder why food allergies/intolerance/preferences are so profoundly annoying/hard to understand for other people. There's probably some evopsych rationale for it.
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gbs but from 2004 posted:I believe my girlfriend of 2 years has been cheating on me with her younger brother Honestly this was probably written with one hand.
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Biomute posted:I wonder why food allergies/intolerance/preferences are so profoundly annoying/hard to understand for other people. There's probably some evopsych rationale for it. WHEN I WAS A KID THERE WERE NO PEANUT ALLERGIES WE SHOULD LET THEM DIE LOL HA HA HA
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Biomute posted:I wonder why food allergies/intolerance/preferences are so profoundly annoying/hard to understand for other people. There's probably some evopsych rationale for it. Because they used to have the goddamned decency to die. La Brea Carpet posted:Why do these Reddit fuckers always advocate for some hidden camera bullshit? Because those greasy freaks want some home groan authentic incest porn.
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Biomute posted:I wonder why food allergies/intolerance/preferences are so profoundly annoying/hard to understand for other people. There's probably some evopsych rationale for it. Because there's enough people with fake gluten allergies that we're calling bullshit on that people with real gluten allergies are in the minority and are taking the blame. I have a friend who has a gluten sensitivity - no wait now it's dairy - no wait now it's a different FOTM allergy - and I'm afraid one day a restaurant is going to call bullshit on her and accidentally kill her husband who has a very real peanut allergy.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Why do these Reddit fuckers always advocate for some hidden camera bullshit? How else will he get bonafide incest child porn? Like, how the gently caress can anyone think "Yes, I will set up cameras to secretly film a 16 year having sex" and not immediately realize "oh wait that's child porn".
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Renegret posted:Because there's enough people with fake gluten allergies that we're calling bullshit on that people with real gluten allergies are in the minority and are taking the blame. People still haven't gotten over those drat dirty hippies.
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Biomute posted:I wonder why food allergies/intolerance/preferences are so profoundly annoying/hard to understand for other people. There's probably some evopsych rationale for it. have you ever been out to eat with someone who has basic bitch food preferences? it's annoying as fuuuuuck
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Renegret posted:What the gently caress It's that dude's stroke fodder come on
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There is a hell of a lot of context so you're gonna have to stick with me here.quote:My parents divorced when I was around 12 but even before then my Dad and I weren't really that close. For the first couple of months after the divorced it was great! My dad made time to see me, he only lived 20 mins away and we were closer than ever. Then he met her. They met through mutual friends. She was a widow, 9 or so years older, and lived 6 hours away. At first I was really happy my Dad had found someone and immediately a couple weeks into them dating I met her. She made lewd innuendos in front of me about what they were going to do later, spoke over me and refused to eat anything at the restaurant I chose because she "doesn't like Spanish food". A month or so later I get a call from my dad saying that he had moved the day before to where she lived and, therefore, couldn't meet up that weekend. He told me AFTER he moved. And from the comments in case you do not hate dear old dad enough yet: quote:”I'm not too sure what his pension is like as he has been drawing from it for quite a while, but I know he is desperate. He stole my child's savings a couple years ago so it's running dry.”
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Hahaha she’d be right to. Hahaha Just to be clear, gently caress that rear end in a top hat. Feel free to continue to talk to him if you want but remind him that he already took all the money you had Lol that was my first thought as well \/\/\/\/ best bale fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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And two things we all love: horses and masturbation. Plus a pro-tier username: I [24F] live with my boss [52F] and I can hear her loudly masturbating almost every night. u/tug-a-bug quote:Throwaway for obvious reasons.
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From several pages ago, but I had no idea 'cancelled' was a term for 'not woke.' Learn somethign new every day!hyperhazard posted:I love the idea that 18 condoms is "a lot" for someone who was in a dedicated relationship. Bet sex life with her current bf is stellar. Considering they are in a committed relationship and don't use condoms, he probably assumed the condoms were only for side-pieces or one-night-stands, so clearly she boned 18 different men in rapid succession.
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Ah, I see "I heard her masturbating in the tent next to me" man has a sister
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Xenocides posted:And two things we all love: horses and masturbation. Plus a pro-tier username: Headphones. The answer you seek is headphones.
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Jan 18, 2019 18:33
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The "is my GF loving her brother" story was somewhat believable even as jerkoff fiction until the end when everyone is like, "Man, look at all this evidence. We need to get his hot, hot incest action on camera ASAP. To, uh, confirm our suspicions."
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best bale posted:Headphones. The answer you seek is headphones. That and blasting music were popular responses. And of course the obligatory “do it yourself at the same time but louder” response. Her complaint is that it happens around the time she calls her family and friends so they were constructing a test to record and find out whether she was loud enough to be heard on the phone. Horse people......
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Xenocides posted:That and blasting music were popular responses. And of course the obligatory “do it yourself at the same time but louder” response. Her complaint is that it happens around the time she calls her family and friends so they were constructing a test to record and find out whether she was loud enough to be heard on the phone. What’s the test? Tape the masturbating and play it back later while calling a friend?
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Xenocides posted:And two things we all love: horses and masturbation. Plus a pro-tier username: written one handed?!?!?!
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Renegret posted:I have a friend who has a gluten sensitivity - no wait now it's dairy - no wait now it's a different FOTM allergy - and I'm afraid one day a restaurant is going to call bullshit on her and accidentally kill her husband who has a very real peanut allergy. This sounds exhausting. I feel for you. I have some intestinal problems and I'll get a painful reaction to some food. I'm missing a gall bladder, too. My mother has legit gluten issues and follows the modified diet or else she is miserable(pain, etc)and its not hard to find poo poo with wheat flour alternatives. Point is, she tries to be accommodating, my brother -who is just infuriatingly picky for no good reason- isn't and I want to punch all picky eaters who project a victim complex like he does(example: He dislikes onions. If he sees an onion piece, no matter how small, it's the end of the meal. Straight taps out). He even lied to people and said he was allergic to onions. My mom adds onions to poo poo like pot roast and if he can't see or outright taste them, he's fine. The little bitch. Peanut allergies can be severe though. Careful. hyperhazard posted:I love the idea that 18 condoms is "a lot" for someone who was in a dedicated relationship. Bet sex life with her current bf is stellar. Yeah, no kidding. I still have doubts he has been in any serious relationship. If he has, he wasn't in more than one or two. He's clutching his pearls about how condoms mean sex, which is a thing I did at age 12, then grew up. And, someone noted it earlier, this idiot believes this is proof of an affair somehow. Jeez. BTW - Ghost avatars are my kind of avatars and I loving love yours.  Square Hammer is the poo poo.
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either go into her room and ask if she needs help or ignore it completely.
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datajugend posted:written one handed?!?!?! Seems like too many details to be a specific fetish but this is 2019 so  Pirate Radar posted:What’s the test? Tape the masturbating and play it back later while calling a friend? Record it with the phones mic and then play it back to see if you can hear it. A dull plan. Needs more ferrets.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:My mom adds onions to poo poo like pot roast and if he can't see or outright taste them, he's fine. The little bitch. lol This reminds me of my grandfather, a prime example of toxic masculinity. Big 6 foot Italian man with car parts, poker, and red meat flowing through his veins. Vegetables are garbage, because it's not meat, which is what a real man eats. As the patriarch of the house and sole provider, it was his wife's job to do all the cooking and housekeeping. One of his favorite meals that my grandma would cook was her chicken noodle soup. Her secret ingredient was a food processor, where she chopped the vegetables so fine that they would practically dissolve into the broth. As far as I know, he never found out his favorite soup was chock full of vegetables. The funny part is that grandma was a terrible cook, and that chicken soup was pretty much the only thing she made that was any good. Yet my grandfather was a fantastic cook and made the best meatballs and red sauce, but he only made it for holidays because as the man it wasn't his job to do so normally. Renegret fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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