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avshalemon posted:i read that as "migf is being misleadingly anal" There’s nothing misleading about migf’s anality
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Pirate Radar posted:There’s nothing misleading about migf’s anality It's harder to pull off than sub zero's, that's for sure
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Milo and POTUS posted:Stooges finally updated their act
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Weembles posted:I once shopped for a small digital scale for weighing coins for my collection and in return I got recommendations for small vials and baggies for weeks afterwards. Outrail posted:Pretty smart algorithm to realize you needed dime bags.
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Rosemont posted:Funny you should post that... Stymie alt spotted:
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I love how their angle for self defense is like dont suck get rekt pops thank you very much real informative
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Discussing naval strategy gamesZombieLenin posted:Out of curiosity, what is the best anti-cap heavy fighter?
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Somfin posted:Goddamn even if literally every thing I knew about AOC was gleaned exclusively from right wing sources she'd still seem great, how are these fuckers so bad at messaging BrigadierSensible posted:Counterpoints: MizPiz posted:You forgot the most crucial piece of evidence: Miss posted:oh no
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Mikl posted:My friend, have you heard the good word about our messiah Jordan Peterson? Pastry of the Year posted:Why, did something terrible happen to him?
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From the Simpons Meme ThreadBlockChainNetflix posted:twitter ban Jonas Albrecht posted:Lowtax needs (neck) braces.
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SLOSifl posted:You joke but a mountain lion bit my dick off on a camping trip when I was in middle school, my friends mom drove me to a hospital with my dick in a Doritos bag and the idiots doctors sewed it on backwards. Even scrolling past a quoted picture of a jaguar makes me tense up and piss out of my rear end in fear. jobson groeth posted:You really misunderstood what it means when they talk about loving a cougar didn't you.
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Lowtax posted:HOLY gently caress WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE PATREON Whole thread is an incredible heartwarming ride, but important context is that when the thread started the Something Awful Patreon which you can donate to in order to help Lowtax with his spine and medical bills and keep the lights on and poo poo was under two grand a month e: number of initial post may have been a bit low Somfin has a new favorite as of 05:42 on Mar 13, 2019 |
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How much of that is Abe's one time donation though? I would hate to see it shoot down
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quote:$7,823 of $500,000 per month lets make it happen e: consider all the side benefits you'll get quote:Become God Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Mar 13, 2019 |
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Heath posted:How much of that is Abe's one time donation though? I would hate to see it shoot down It's still climbing. It's at $7,800 now and last time I looked it was around $7,400.
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Heath posted:How much of that is Abe's one time donation though? I would hate to see it shoot down 2,420.69
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It's now just shy of 8,900 I'll add some to it when I get paid later today.
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We love this loving place Hire a computer toucher to fix the code, it sounds like that's a gigantic part of the problem
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I think the spine is a larger part of it, unfortunately the way I hear it spine touchers are quacks mostly.
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Inspector Hound posted:We love this loving place Don't touch the code. It's held together with spit and glue as it is.
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darkwasthenight posted:Don't touch the code. It's held together with spit and glue as it is. We are well past the spit and glue stage. We wish we could still be there.
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Inspector Hound posted:We love this loving place "Hire"? Why pay, when there's a guy on the forums who'll do it for admin privs? I don't have archives, but I think his handle is barium or thorium or something similar. Why not ask him?
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Inspector Hound posted:We love this loving place We are all such dedicated pay pigs for this site, eager to be findom-ed by a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to our existence.
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Moon Atari posted:We are all such dedicated pay pigs for this site, eager to be findom-ed by a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to our existence. For most goons, seeing a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to their existence just means looking in the mirror
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Dameius posted:We are well past the spit and glue stage. We wish we could still be there. Is it even feasible to fix the forums at this point? How old is the code, is it basically the same as it was in '99 or whenever? I'd think the entire site would have to be archived before really digging in, since from what I've gathered, it's easy enough to break the forums just using some of the basic admin features.
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Maybe just archiving this trash heap behind a paywall and starting afresh would really be the best option. I understand that much of the bandwidth is just the legacy code moving masses of extra data that could be optimized away by a better platform.
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Untrustable posted:And yeah, you, goon. Just in case you accidentally wander into Lowtax's patreon one day, there's some things you should know, and one of them is, there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest forum on the internet. We're 89th in "100 Websites That Shaped the Internet as We Know It", 5,227th in Alexa Rank, 2nd in fights with Uwe Boll, 1,098th in tasteful bathroom remodels, and 3rd in mangosteen sales. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of banned goons per forum, number of adults who believed Caro was dead, and spine funding, where we spend more than the next 26 forums combined. 25 of which are unaware what spine funding is.
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Moon Atari posted:We are all such dedicated pay pigs for this site, eager to be findom-ed by a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to our existence. lmao
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:The place better not close, I just got the complete script for my movie of the month. The quote itself isn't much, but posting it 36 minutes before getting perma'd is the equivalent of getting shot 3 days before retirement.
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Araenna posted:Is it even feasible to fix the forums at this point? How old is the code, is it basically the same as it was in '99 or whenever? I'd think the entire site would have to be archived before really digging in, since from what I've gathered, it's easy enough to break the forums just using some of the basic admin features. A couple of years back when Lowtax had both a full set of vertebrae and a slightly less empty bank account, it was in fact the plan to migrate the forum to a package made this century.
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Baron von Eevl posted:The quote itself isn't much, but posting it 36 minutes before getting perma'd is the equivalent of getting shot 3 days before retirement. lol
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RE: BOTLOxxidation posted:only on somethingawful can one of the most infamous posters be a disgruntled finnish librarian with a coterie of middle-aged english and linguistics professors, all of whom menacingly invade comic book and fantasy threads snapping their fingers like bearded extras from the west side story they say a picture is worth a thousand words but sometimes you can create a picture in under fifty
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Thats still a lot of words for "this guy sucks"
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few things seem goonier than working into conversations how much you hate something that a lot of people seem to like
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Dameius posted:We are well past the spit and glue stage. We wish we could still be there. Hey don't be ragging on the code that holds these forums together. That code is the literal backbone of this oh
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Doc Hawkins posted:few things seem goonier than working into conversations how much you hate something that a lot of people seem to like Voicing an opinion like this can get someone to spend $10 on your new av. For instance, if you dislike chocolate.
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why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working all I care about is that server costs are covered and lowtax doesn't die
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Cacafuego posted:Voicing an opinion like this can get someone to spend $10 on your new av. For instance, if you dislike chocolate. How very dare you suggest such a thing!
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theflyingorc posted:why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working Yeah, this.
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theflyingorc posted:why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working because goons gotta turn everything into a Goon Project
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