Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

https://twitter.com/HoshiHime_/status/1211290625330630656?s=19

Solar Tornado posted:

At first I read it as "CBD Femdom" and I was thinking 'how do you incorporate marijuana use into BDSM?

razorrozar posted:

lord help me, i started to answer that question

Hihohe posted:

https://twitter.com/husbandu/status/1211871548816187392?s=20

EL BROMANCE posted:

Just be you - an ugly, young, racist. At least they know their demographics.

mind the walrus posted:

Shinjobi posted:

HOWDY YALL WELCOME TO TEXAS WHERE WE RODEO A YEEHAW DEEP IN THE HEART OF TARNATION AINT NOTHING AS GOOD AS A ROOTIN TOOTIN COWBOY HOOTENANNY I TELL YA

mind the walrus posted:

colachute posted:

People freak out about putting caste iron in the dishwasher but I did it and everything turned out fine.

FrozenVent posted:

You just don’t want the caste mixing, that’s all.

Protocol7 posted:

Tesla ownership is a cult for people with more money than sense.

Kazinsal posted:

In other words, it's vehicular Scientology.

vanisher posted:

Krankenstyle posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

MizPiz posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

Zephro posted:

It's more on topic than "NEEDS MORE COMMUNISM" or "THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN GLORIOUS NIPPON" or "Jesus once fed a crowd of 5000 people with only 2 Happy Meals and chocolate milkshake."

Come on man. Don't bandy loving semantics.

Now like I said: back on topic, please.

hot sorcery posted:

i had OSHA training today that included this beauty:

Alkydere posted:

I'm now imagining the guy sliding down the pie chart in a spiral, smacking into the other steps until he slams face-first into the orange stat.

Ariong posted:

SLIPS 33%
“Whoops!”
NO HANDRAILS 29%
“Woah!”
DANGEROUSLY STEEP STEPS 27%
“Augh!”
LACK OF PROTECTIVE HEADWEAR 23%
*thump*
INSUFFICIENTLY PADDED CHARTS 12%
“uuuugh...”










FALLING PIANOS 2%

EorayMel posted:

Time to play Guess The Year From Eoraymel posts and maybe Guess The Thread itself

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i got one of those huge plastic turtle sandbox that i fill with fine grained Saharan sand and i bathe by taking off the untailored satin sheet i wrap around my luxurious curves and roll around in that dusty sumbitch like a gently caress-hungry chinchilla. then i anoint my hair with olive oil from olives i squeeze between my thighs, and by this time i am such a profoundly gritty greasy mess that legally i qualify as a clam fritter, so

frankenfreak posted:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Stand like the Trump that you are
Now piss your
Baggy diaper pants, wonder where you are right now
Now stand like the Trump that you are
Now look down, think about the place that you were,
Wonder how that umbrella works

If you are confused, look at the sun
Walk over there, not there, over there
Your feet are going to be up on lifts
Your head is there...Dutch angle? No!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Closer if you have goonbody, further if you can actually win a fight and not get instantly thrown on the skull pile.

vyelkin posted:

Who needs housing when after one hour of work you have made enough money to buy 30 pounds of rice? That means the typical AMerican worker in an eight-hour workday could purchase 240 pounds of rice. Given that according to a very scientific estimate a modest one-story 1,200-foot house weighs approximately 240,000 pounds, the average American worker could afford to purchase the weight of a house in rice over the course of 1,000 days, or approximately three years of full-time work, at which point they could build their own home out of rice and at that point who needs healthcare or education really

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

theflyingorc posted:

does anyone have the quote about orangutans/gorillas/chimps, about if you drop a screwdriver into their enclosure? the guy was quoting his girlfriend who is a vet

Syd Midnight posted:

ya, dunno who wrote it tho

quote:

My girlfriend is a zookeeper, and her zoo's primate department rule of thumb about the great apes is that if you leave say, a screwdriver on a gorilla paddock, they'll pick it up, play with it a bit, see what it tastes like, and then probably drop it. The chimps will pick it up, taste it, and then use it as a weapon during a murderous blood rage against anything in the immediate area that isn't also a chimp. The orangutans will pick it up, carefully conceal it, and while nobody is looking, use it to build a multistage rocket to return to their homeworld.

Sagebrush posted:

there's a good quote (maybe in this thread!) from a primate researcher who's like

"The main difference between the primates is how they handle a screwdriver you accidentally leave in their enclosure.

A gorilla will look at the screwdriver, sniff it, pick it up, put it back down and ignore it from then on.

A chimpanzee will pick up the screwdriver, turn it over, play with it a bit, then use it to murder a small animal or another chimp.

An orangutan will pointedly ignore the screwdriver until it thinks you aren't watching, then pick it up and hide it in a secret location, and later use it to build a spaceship to return to its home planet."

bony tony posted:

A bonobo would use it as a sex toy

Sleeveless posted:

praying mantises killing and eating their partners after mating.