D-Pad posted:

Our newborn was sleeping 8 hours a night by the time she was a month old and all our friends who have them have had similar experiences. It's made things infinitel better than our first kid who woke up every 2 hours to feed for months.

Lobok posted:

But what if I don't want to choose? Maybe I want my kid to be poorly rested and malnourished.

dialhforhero posted:

I understand that Clamato is Clam and Tomato.

I was, however, disappointed to find out what was in Orangina.

Tulip posted:

this rules and provokes a lot of questions

like if it's super viscous, why would it go through anything like a urethra?

doin the piss math

Let's go easy on the vulcans cuz crude has a huge range in viscosity, I'm seeing between 2 and 11000, let's just say 100 mm/s, and being extremely lazy and assuming that it's 1000 kg/m^3 which is on the high end but it saves time. So assuming they got junk like humans, on account of them being able to gently caress humans, urethra is either about 20 or 5 cm depending on external vs internal, diameter of 3mm, and flow rate of 20 ml/s.

Plugging this into Hagen–Poiseuille, I'm getting 201 kPa for the pressure difference between the bladder and atmosphere. Human bladders will typically get up to about 3-4 kPa when you really gotta piss, so yeah the Vulcan bladder is a miracle of engineering.

Pick posted:

Cacafuego posted:

Who took that photo?

D-Pad posted:

I started shaving at 6 years old. I had a large patch under my chin of peach fuzz type hair that if not shaved would grow out like a billy goat.

Atrocious Joe posted:

You're driving to a cousin's house across the state. Your now former neighborhood was suddenly occupied by a KAGA militia group the a few days before. The frontlines had been in the suburbs for months, and no one you knew thought the chuds had the manpower for a new offensive. They'd managed to break into the city two days ago, and yesterday the loyal National Guard units started hitting back hard. The KAGA chuds were too busy securing their position to do their normal purges of the libs and degenerates, so you had time to pack up and get the gently caress out. You're not that close to your cousin, but she'd texted you when she saw your city had just turned into an active warzone.

You've been avoiding the main interstates, and so far all the roads Google Maps recommended have had intact bridges. You think you've finally had some good luck after some very lovely days, but then you see something ahead. It's a check point. It's too late to turn back, they've seen you. If you pull around they'd just race to catch up, and their trucks are probably in better shape than your car.

You don't know who's running it. The vehicles and buildings are unmarked. The men with guns have black facemasks but no identifying uniform.

As you pull up to the barricade a masked man with an M-16 approaches your window. You roll it down.

"Please stay in your car. Can I see your ID." You turn over your expired drivers license. It's been months since the DMV was open.

"Why are you driving this way?" he says handing back the license. He's glancing at your car's backseats, which aren't very full despite holding everything you own.

You explain you are going to stay with family after some bad luck, and didn't want to risk the interstates. He seems to accept that explanation.

You think you're about to be let through, but then your heart drops as you see the man reach into a pouch.

The next words you say will determine if you live or die.

The man is holding up a can of off-brand cola. "Just one last thing. What's this called?"

tokyo reject posted:

salmon caesars tonight and freezing the rest

Fenris13 posted:

I am happy to see you are practicing social fishtancing.

Kitfox88 posted:

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for naming my daughter "lasagna"?

oh no computer posted:

I don't get it, the name seems completely nermal to me.

Kheldarn posted:

Katana from Ali Express
https://i.imgur.com/0TUmmlU.mp4

thepopmonster posted:

Made from the finest bends-O steel.

Gripweed posted:

Isn't "all of my friends should be friends with each other" the first entry in that old essay about nerd fallacies about friendship? You're taking it like three deranged steps further with "all of the people who pretend to have the same friends by listening to a podcast should be friends with that podcast's friends"

Sagebrush posted:

god: what are the humans doing?
angel: they are making rice out of cauliflower.
god: why the gently caress are they doing that? i gave them like 20 different rice plants and a million other grains.
angel: they don't like that rice.
god: ThEy dOn'T LiKe tHaT RiCe

Uptime Sinclair posted:

Flavius Aetass posted:

the Beverly Hillbillies but the dad is desperately trying to plug up oil holes he keeps shooting into his property

Pick posted:

Dumb Lowtax posted:

a real surgical mask, too. healthcare workers can't get one but goons are giving them to fish

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/Lwowwy/status/1252610662171398144

Pastry of the Year posted:

the existence of a PYF subforum implies the existence of a PYF domforum

...members only

Field Mousepad posted:

My body is ready.

I want gently caress

Somfin posted:

mod is dom spelled backward

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Leavemywife posted:

What did Rand Paul's neighbor do?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

not enough

Push El Burrito posted:

I am entirely too hosed up after learning pickles are watermelons.

Pick posted:

Inceltown posted:

Holy poo poo you're still wrong.

Watermelon are pickles.

Dannywilson posted:

Wait, you're the funny reefer man?

gary oldmans diary posted:

couldnt we have just bought another $500B in f-35s instead of giving them the money for basically nothing in return

Solice Kirsk posted:

What are we gonna do with two more planes?

Mega64 posted:

You can accomplish a lot with two planes!

Negostrike posted:

A NASCAR driver being racist. Who could have seen this coming?

peter gabriel posted:

It's surprising given how left they usually lean

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

UV light

https://i.imgur.com/WcXbxxg.mp4

Literally Esoteric posted:

Yeah but who would counterfeit a pigeon??

Dannywilson posted:

Aliexpress.

SCheeseman posted:

Outrail posted:

https://www.pigeon.coo/downloads

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Brute Squad posted:

Outrail posted:

https://www.pigeon.coo/downloads

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dannywilson posted:

The best was inceltown not realizing they'd copped to an 88 year old gag.

Ignimbrite posted:

vagina dentata, what a horrible phrase

Memento posted:

it means no weiner
for the rest of your daaaaayyyyysss

Chitin posted:

It’s a penis free
Vasectomy

Inceltown posted:

lol, owned

Captain Hygiene posted:

Also I recommend following the link for a technically worksafe thing that looks impressively NWS, but not if you're at work.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Anyone can get them. They are just being sold at prices health authorities aren't willing to pay. You can go buy a crate of them on alibaba right now, and donate them to whoever you want when you get them in 2-3 weeks.