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Kitfox88 posted:Same, most I can do is look like an Amishman hobo At that point, your best option is to lean into it, in all aspects of life
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Telsa Cola posted:You can have some of mine. I have a high beard cheek line which basically makes me looks like my beard is slowly consuming my face if I don't keep it shaved down. I have to shave almost up to my eyes, I'm so hairy and I live in Texas. it's so hot here please.. help.
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tatankatonk posted:re: Gilead's miracle drug meanolmrcloud posted:ianad, but multiple organ dysfunction syndrome sounds like bad thing FAUXTON posted:yeah MODS is loving awful VitalSigns posted:take it to QCS
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:29 |
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It's a good quote but good god, a one in four chance that it'll gently caress up your organs in general and/or your liver/kidneys in particular. gently caress that!
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:37 |
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My liver's already hosed, you've got no power here Remdesivir.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:43 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It's a good quote but good god, a one in four chance that it'll gently caress up your organs in general and/or your liver/kidneys in particular. gently caress that! Read it again, it's a one in two chance.
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Captain Monkey posted:I have to shave almost up to my eyes, I'm so hairy and I live in Texas. it's so hot here please.. help. Same, if I forget to mansculpt my cheeks I turn in to Roy Rene
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 03:40 |
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Simple but perfectCaptain Splendid posted:Looks like he's got too much thyme on his hands.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:02 |
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sebmojo posted:Simple but perfect Does anybody really know what thyme it is?
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:03 |
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"Thyme to get spill" - The Beastie Boys probably
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:10 |
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 05:12 |
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Inceltown posted:I got face hair early but also can not grow a beard / mo / whatever. I am in patchy facial hair hell. Malachite_Dragon posted:
Literally the only problem with growing a long glorious full beard is that complete strangers will tell you their facial hair problems all the time. You become Beard Counselor to people of many ages. The most common complaint is patchiness/'my mustache and beard don't connect'. So what I'm saying is that these posts make me nostalgic for when bars existed
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"Oh woe is me and my glorious flowing mane, other men throw themselves at my feet and wail in despair at their inability to grow so magnificent a beard" ()
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:20 |
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Having been unable to grow/maintain a proper beard until my loving 30s, I'm pleased to say it's overrated.
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:24 |
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Tried to grow a mustache during home isolation. Shaved it off yesterday cause I looked like a rapist Should've gone for the full hitler, tbh
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# ? Apr 18, 2020 08:50 |
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Just remembered finding these old gems recentlyGrand Fromage posted:
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(bolding mine)alexandriao posted:I'm around a fair lot of gen-Z-ers, I've absorbed their sense of humor. I found it funny, figured some people here might, posted it. I dunno how that equals that I must be evading a block. (Unless you're talking about the derails? At least one of which wasn't even started by me, everyone latched on to my comment while weirdly ignoring the one I was replying to ) Super Soaker Party! posted:Weird, I didn't see a star by your name
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Literally the only problem with growing a long glorious full beard is that complete strangers will tell you their facial hair problems all the time. You become Beard Counselor to people of many ages. The most common complaint is patchiness/'my mustache and beard don't connect'.
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Cleretic posted:Honestly, if they make another Warriors game with a Nintendo property, I want them to do the one Koei-Tecmo apparently dreams of. Aithon posted:Dynasty Warios. Lobok posted:Do not pursue Lu Boo!
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Brawnfire posted:There's materials stress tests for this sort of thing, you don't just put your member in Data's hands "willy nilly". Pick posted:gotcha on the willy, lost on the nilly Brawnfire posted:I'm saying one'll have nil willies, because Data'll rip that sucker clean off, with bloodless finesse
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Jenny Agutter posted:just remembered the funniest goon contest I am trying to remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did at the Hitler reveal. Kranke and everybody else: There will never be a better time than the present to try out the Michael Jordan 'stache yourselves. Be the Hitlers you want to see in the world.
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BULBASAUR posted:Somebody post that Soviet map predicting how the US will Balkanize
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Baron von Eevl posted:I was at a Melvins/Jello and the Melvins show back in the day and there was a giant dude in a denim jacket that had a huge confederate flag backpatch, he was wasted already but kept pulling tallboy cans out of his jacket, I'm not sure how many pockets he had on inside of that thing but it was wild, like a clown car. Anyway he was standing in the back with like the soundguy and the olds who just wanted to stand there and watch the openers with their arms crossed and like a pregnant lady and just kept wanting to get rowdy and start a pit, in the back of the venue. He kept getting beers out and drinking half of them then throwing the half-filled can into the crowd and would push people from behind to try and get a pit going. Eventually some little skinhead guy (he was picking a fight with Mr. Confederate so hopefully he was a SHARP and not just a neonazi) came up telling him to loving cut it out. The skin was like a full head shorter than Lynyrd Shythyd, probably more than 12" difference between them. The confederate guy just scoffed and made a sort of mocking "putting my dukes up" gesture. The skin just like hopped up and hit him once in the jaw and, my dudes, the big guy came down hard. Landed on his face, didn't even put his hands out to break his fall or anything. Eventually some people working the show managed to scrape him up off the floor and bring a mop to clean up the blood pouring out of his severely busted nose like this poo poo.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:In hindsight, something probably should've been done about the people so adamantly defending their right to say a slur then and there instead of letting it lay for several years more. Super Soaker Party! posted:Um I think you'll find that this is the first year hindsight existed.
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Tias posted:It just seems really hard. Most women with desirable traits live way out theres or have incompatible religions. It’s less bad in context.
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Platystemon posted:It’s less bad in context. Huh, that's the first time I've actually won guess the thread.
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 10:57 |
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sebmojo posted:Simple but perfect Who took that photo?
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Cacafuego posted:Who took that photo?
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 14:15 |
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I believe you mean “self thymer”.
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 14:27 |
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why can't I hold all this thyme
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 14:39 |
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Cacafuego posted:Who took that photo? He sets up the camera. Then leaves.
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Cacafuego posted:Who took that photo? Herb.
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Platystemon posted:Herb.
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 15:20 |
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If I could save thyme in a bottle
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 15:23 |
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Lobok posted:He sets up the camera. Then leaves.
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# ? Apr 20, 2020 15:32 |
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Maybe he had his friend cumin to take the picture
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Lobok posted:He sets up the camera. Then leaves. What kind of dill weed would do that?
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e: wrong thread
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I started shaving at 6 years old. I had a large patch under my chin of peach fuzz type hair that if not shaved would grow out like a billy goat. Now that I am an adult I have had a beard for 20 years now because gently caress having to shave every day. I just shaved it off for the first time so I can properly wear masks and having to shave so often loving sucks. Pro tip for people about to have a baby: you can rent these for $100 a month and they are loving wizards worth their weight in gold. Our newborn was sleeping 8 hours a night by the time she was a month old and all our friends who have them have had similar experiences. It's made things infinitel better than our first kid who woke up every 2 hours to feed for months.
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