In which, in June of last year, a goon willed COVID-19 into being by praying for boomer blood:JonathonSpectre posted:"I love my granddaughter Kayla SOOOOO much, she's the most important thing in my life by far. Also, the climate has ALWAYS been changing! So what if there's no winter, or oceans! Did I mention how much I love my family and my granddaughter? They're so important! Not important enough for me to engage in the slightest bit of critical thought or introspection, though! It was cold outside yesterday anyway! Oh I love you guys so much. You're so important to me. What's that, stop voting for the people destroying your future? Well, honey, let's not get too worked up now... did you know the climate has always been changing?"
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Elector_Nerdlingen posted:Opening scene, a massive car chase in the desert, explosions everywhere. Fist fights on top of trucks. Cars smashing together and ramping off dunes and dudes flying off and getting left behind or run over, zoom in on a desperate struggle for control of the steering wheel of the last V8, the participants are a mohawk'd dude with a broken off harpoon buried in his shoulder, and Hyphz' character Measure Max. Max, what do you do?
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:36 |
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That thread is a trip.
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 21:40 |
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Kenning posted:In which, in June of last year, a goon willed COVID-19 into being by praying for boomer blood: Speaking of JonathonSpectre, does anyone have his Golden Corral posts handy?
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 22:17 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Speaking of JonathonSpectre, does anyone have his Golden Corral posts handy? E: here we go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749412&perpage=40#post452402892
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 22:57 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:Search my posts in in this thread. Its my second post after mjq jazzbar Thank you very much! Man, is it bad that makes me kind of miss buffets?
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# ? Apr 29, 2020 22:58 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Thank you very much! Man, is it bad that makes me kind of miss buffets? Not at all. Dinner theater, baby!
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:10 |
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Julius CSAR posted:Everyone there seems to think “oh it’s just her way of keeping a diary, she’s an analyst!” But that’s like, some loving stalker poo poo. Dude obviously shouldn’t have peaked behind the curtain, but if I found out my girlfriend had compiled a CIA level dossier on me complete with a pro/con list I’d be a bit upset. Licarn posted:Turns out it's not the violence or the wars that attract sociopaths, it's the spreadsheets. McSpanky posted:The Computer Wore Birkenstocks Clicking through highly advised
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:57 |
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comedyblissoption posted:the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent Vomik posted:the market can remain insolvent longer than you can stay rational Wheany posted:the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 08:23 |
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Bea Nanner posted:The BiNet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on April 28th, 2020. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BiNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time, May 23rd. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 09:17 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:Arf is a known troll. Not sure if anyone remembers, but he was disrespectful to the regulars of various fat-mocking GBS threads, and he failed to show respect to the Goons who made an app that plays The Crazy Frog theme whenever someone dies on Mt. Everest. For years he has failed to treat the kind of threads where people post about bitcoins and how huge the xbox is, with the gravitas that they deserve.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:46 |
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Kenning posted:In which, in June of last year, a goon willed COVID-19 into being by praying for boomer blood: Error: comedy not detected.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:17 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Error: comedy not detected. GOTO: Monitor Joke
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03 |
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Ferrule posted:GOTO: Monitor Joke
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 17:01 |
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DogFUCKER44 posted:It wasn't anything to get all goon-charged over. Not like furry stuff. Stuff with her pet snake. Sensual stuff. It was nothing crazy like we hosed a snake don't turn this into something it's not.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:06 |
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Isn't he the guy who literally claimed to have tricked his girlfriend into getting, uh, well, look at his username.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:38 |
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The very same!
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:41 |
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Bless his wee soul.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:43 |
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Paladinus posted:Why are there two Rikers? Arthur Bowlsworth posted:transporter accident
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:19 |
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"Captain, we're being hailed by multiple frequencies!" "Onscreen." "All of them? But sir, they'll all talk over each other! We don't have host mute control!"
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:26 |
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Explains why O'Brien isn't in the chat, he's stuck in a Jeffery's Tube finding the one panel to fix everything.
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:51 |
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Speaking of tubesJonny 290 posted:everything elon musk has worked on
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 23:47 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Thank you very much! Man, is it bad that makes me kind of miss buffets? I've read a few things saying that they're probably not coming back anytime soon, if at all. It's really sort of weird that they ever existed in the first place. I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't eaten myself sick at a buffet, but... hell, maybe that's a certain sort of unsustainable excess better off sunsetted.
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# ? May 1, 2020 01:20 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I've read a few things saying that they're probably not coming back anytime soon, if at all.
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# ? May 1, 2020 01:44 |
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I only went and overstuffed myself at a buffet once, and it was so unpleasant I never did it again. I usually just hit up a bunch of different stations for lots of small amounts of different stuff. I prefer the variety over the quantity.
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# ? May 1, 2020 01:53 |
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proof positive that pastry is not a millennial: in their time of need, they ate neither avocado nor rear end
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:23 |
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By now every single thing that ever existed must have its own article panically claiming IT'S NEVER COMING BACK because it's how you make new headlines innit.
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# ? May 1, 2020 08:47 |
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Man Musk posted:3 million years of goon evolution has given u the gift of survival, use it well *alt tabs back into The Urbz: Sims in the City*
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# ? May 1, 2020 08:55 |
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https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1255941297803857922
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# ? May 1, 2020 08:58 |
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Dip Viscous posted:The cashier at the liquor store I go to all the time is my aunt. I see that cashier all the time because I'm always buying liquor. I see my aunt all the time. I'm so faceblind that I never put together that she worked there until a couple of hours ago when she mentioned one of my recent purchases.
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# ? May 1, 2020 09:44 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Finding bags of drugs on the street is the closest thing we have to video game powerups.
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# ? May 1, 2020 10:44 |
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Like when you find a hamburger in a dumpster.
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# ? May 1, 2020 10:52 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Like when you find a hamburger in a dumpster. I love Earthbound!
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:05 |
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I want to short, but I remember these quotes. Kitfox88 posted:
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:07 |
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lmao, I totally posted that in the wrong thread.
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:19 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Like when you find a hamburger in a dumpster. "Ok Jimmy, I need you to secure the perimeter. The Mayor and his friends are on their way here and they're fightin' mad." "Got it, boss." "Now Jimmy, remember what I said last time. No more putting food around the HQ. None of this hiding piping hot full roasted turkeys behind oil drums, y'hear?" "Got it, boss." "Ok good-- hey, whaddya headed to the kitchen for?!"
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# ? May 1, 2020 14:39 |
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Brawnfire posted:I went to get flour from the local Democratic stockpile, but it had lesser-of-two weevils in it
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PT6A posted:I wasn't gonna insider trade / but then I got high
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Danaru posted:Sexual Fairy Murder is exactly the kind of band that would become famous because the lead singer argued with Tom Hanks about Qanon over twitter, and then it would come out that he posted pictures of himself vaping piss years ago on facebook, and no one would ever remember as anything besides "that pissvape guy that got dunked on by David S. Pumpkins"
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