Carthag Tuek posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Interrogator: "Officer K-0 T-H, let's begin. Ready?"

HH: "Yes, sir."

Interrogator: "Recite your baseline."

HH: "And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of grills interlinked within grills interlinked within grills interlinked within one flame... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played I tell you what. "

Interrogator: "Grills ."

HH: "Grills."

Interrogator: "Have you ever been in an hardware store ? Grills."

HH: "Grills ."

Interrogator: "Do they keep you in a garage? Grills."

HH: "Grills."

Interrogator: "When you're not mowing your lawn do they keep you in a little box? Grills."

HH: "Grills."

Interrogator: "Propane."

HH: "And propane accessories."

Byzantine posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

*attempts to turn on monitor*

wikipedia posted:

The "Blaby Special" heirloom tomato variety originates from the Shoults' Tomato Farm, which was located in Blaby from circa 1908 until 1948: the variety was thought to be extinct but was revived from a seed bank in 2005.

Splicer posted:

huh. neat.

Kitfox88 posted:

Maxwells Demon posted:

In case you have a problem and need to work it out with a pencil.

Captain Hygiene posted:

How is blaby reformed

Johnny Aztec posted:

Look, all I'm saying is, let's shoot multiple tons of metals into the orbit using controlled and contained nuclear explosions. That's all.

Double Punctuation posted:

So much for the tolerant lift.

rydiafan posted:

My wife loves to read trashy horror novels she can download for free on her Kindle, and I remember one of them the plot line was there was a guy who had to masturbate everyday or else he would turn into a werewolf. My response, and the response of all of my male friends, was that this was a book about a man who was in no danger of turning into a werewolf.

septum posted:

I posted this in ASK/tell but I think I would get a better answer here.

On the way home from school I ran into the back of another car at about 20 mph. The lady in front of me break suddenly on the highway and I couldn't stop in time. There was no damage to my car, and the only damage I did to the other car was a very small scratch on the lady's bumper. We did not call the cops. She took down my information and we parted ways. Now she is attempting to call me, but I haven't picked up my phone. So here are the facts..

Cops were not called
No police report was filed
She has my plate number, address, and driver's license number
I will be leaving for hawaii in 2 days for an internship there for 3 months and currently I live in Chicago. So that means I will be off the mainland for like 3 months.
There is no damage on my car linking me to the accident
I just spent 800 dollars on a plane ticket and another 700 dollars on rent money, so some lady making me pay 800 dollars for a scratch on her car isn't gonna fly. You know that these people will try to weasle out as much money as possible just to gently caress with me.

Legally I think, she has no basis to demand damages since no cops were called and no police report filed. Am I right in thinking this? Her word against mine? I wonder if there is any LEGAL WAY to "weasle" out of this.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Ariong posted:

how genepool not stagnent

twoday posted:

shout out to all the forensics experts out there who are diligently working to create reconstructions of ancient people that don't look like they could possibly be accurate

Julius Caesar:

Flavius Aetass posted:

we're gonna find the gallic shovel he ran into while chasing vercingetorix around a corner

learnincurve posted:

I explained how to cook a whole chicken in a slow cooker

https://mobile.twitter.com/Cyril_Matvech/status/1330152446543491074

Elblanco posted:

Holy poo poo, I love the image of farmers or butchers having to autopsy every loving chicken.

Thinky Whale posted:

"My god. This was no accident."

KoRMaK posted:

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1330291521153867787?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

oh boy is there gonna be egg all over her face

President Beep posted:

someone get this goon to a sex ed class

Captain Monkey posted:

Platystemon posted:

Authorities suspect fowl play.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Time line's all messed up....doesn't make sense. No one seems to know who came first.

WeThinkWeKnowYou posted:

I asked my wife what she thought about my posting here.

In her words, "That whole forums a pussy, just waiting to get hosed. By you, my champion."

Then we hosed HARD for two straight hours, with the bedroom windows wide open, and all our neighbors clapped and cheered and threw roses at our apartment.

I love her so much.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

please do not encourage the weird permabanned poster

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You probably tell kids not to play with forks and electrical outlets too, you spoilsport.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's a pretty good post.

Soricidus posted:

I have rarely been so disappointed as when reading that and finding that there is not yet a genre called Grover House

Carthag Tuek posted:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You probably tell kids not to play with forks and electrical outlets too, you spoilsport.

Dreylad posted:

art is both iterative (craft, writers/artists drawing inspiration from others to do something new) and revolutionary (everyone seeing goatse for the first time)

Mad Wack posted:

id say meatspin was more revolutionary

HelloSailorSign posted:

Would the direction make it counter-revolutionary?

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/iAmTheWarax/status/1330550686757613570?s=20

Cat Hatter posted:

Did the diesel engine runaway once it was upside down or did the driver brace himself against the throttle?

CommieGIR posted:

It appears to be running away or at least burning its oil supply.

canyoneer posted:

It's an Israeli tank, it can burn oil for up to 8 days

clockwork chaos posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

His nose is sweaty, paws weak, quills are heavy
There's sauce all over his belly, hair spaghetti

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1330911326420553731

Geshtal posted:

Quaid, start the recount...

Carthag Tuek posted:

Mola Yam posted: