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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

quote:

Here is what 8 years of an Obama economy looks like on paper you morons own it, anybody who cannot see it, is an idiot

poo poo I'm a conservative now :(

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 24, 2018

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

boner confessor posted:

InsertPotPun is someone's butthurt rereg, intended to post badly

What? No. I'm sharing a thing I found in the wild! On twitter. Sharing stuff means you agree with it now??

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

1stGear posted:

Real weird that almost all those graphs end in 2012, famously the last year of Obama's presidency.

Hey now a few go up to 2020

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

The Macaroni posted:

No because they're buying steak and lobster imported from overseas, except when they're trading their benefits for drug money TEST ALL BENEFIT RECIPIENTS NOW.

I tried to explain to my dad that the money generated by SNAP and EBT funds essentially pay for themselves, but he's a gigantic FYGM type so he said "I want to choose which charities to support, and I don't want to pay for these lazy people to sit around and eat at my expense!"

Which charities does he give to?

Also what's the difference between buying fifty 2 dollar steaks or one 100 dollar steak? You get the same amount each month regardless of what you spend it on.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

AnoHito posted:

My oldest sibling pretty much just ignored the rest of us entirely. Like I barely even spoke with her until she went to college and suddenly decided she missed us all. The second oldest's only real interaction with us was playing videogames and pick-up football games with me and my other brother, which I'm fairly certain is normal for brothers to do together. He started also ignoring us entirely when he was around twelve.

They didn't like you because you were a burden they never asked for and instead of hanging out with their friends they had to watch you.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Defenestration posted:

guy runs into an abandoned factory floor to find a hot blond woman dead on the floor with a gunshot wound. he is sad. He puts up a No Guns sign outside and then REWINDS TIME with his pocket watch, only to run up and still find the blond woman dead. He repeats this several more times with increasingly large and huge numbers of signs. She is still dead every time. Then he leaves a gun by her body and rewinds time again. This time when he arrives she PULLS THE GUN ON HIM and shoots but the chamber clicks empty. We pan around to see she has shot an anonymous badguy who is dead on the floor. Fin.

*squint* Wait...so she almost accidentally kills the guy who tried to save her? And only didn't because of restricted magazine sizes? *squint*

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Grimdude posted:

Doesn't seem like the best photo to use while making this point. Like, am I supposed to yearn for a time where I'm limited to hanging around a bunch of lovely dilapidated buildings with the loving livestock? I'm supposed to want this? This looks depressing as hell.
It's not about the picture, it's about what the picture represents: simpler life.
People in America work FAR too much for far too little and, instead of blaming that on Capitalism (praise be his name) being out of control and companies paying politicians to make working as hard and long as possible the only viable way to live (for the Poors) and destroying worker's rights they blame geegaws and gadgets and Millennials This is "Iwantavacation.jpg". They want the life promised to them by Socialists and Union men: 8/8/8. Instead they have a life of 16/8 and blame Socialists and Unions.

And, as usual, it represents "simpler times" when they were children and things were free and easy. But that is TOTALLY not because they were less aware of the world as children so it seemed less complicated, it's because of social progress and...fashion trends...technology...

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Defenestration posted:


men: continue to suck and never get good at anything that might be perceived as feminine.

Oh good: so you'll support raising wages, unions, and a generous safety net so that more women have the option of staying home with their kids and CAN become housewives if they choose....what's that you say? I'm "worse than Stalin"?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Weatherman posted:

Wait what?

He obviously fired one and Idaknow what happened to the other. Duh.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Buzkashi posted:

Spare a thought for the brave sniper trying to protect black citizens from the police

He's the only one with a real smile too. "Follow your bliss"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Vinny the Shark posted:


Sparta wasn't at all tyrannical and oppressive with its' government.
Also, it's a manly white dude standing up to a flamboyant black guy.
So many "free thinkers" all nodding knowingly at the same meme centered around a society run by kings using stills from a movie run by a director.

gently caress, Planet of the Apes rereboot was better and the message was correct: apes strong together.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

seiferguy posted:

I thought it had been known that the police doesn't recruit the brightest individuals, and you're basically looking for someone who can be in lockstep with company policy.

Yeah, you can legally be discriminated against if you're too smart. They can refuse to hire you. They went to court for that right,

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Invalid Validation posted:

Them whipersnappers these days just eat Tide Pods, play video games, and dress like girls. When I was young we smoked ten packs a day, died from polio, got sun cancer from being outside without sunscreen, rolled in asbestos, ate lead paint, drove without seatbelts, and I’m now dead.
Ate goldfish, sat on flagpoles, stuffed phone booths...why, it's ALMOST like young people gonna young people or something!

"Babymothers"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

OwlFancier posted:

I mean, yeah, those all restrict the freedom of the people who want to do those things, and that's obviously the only freedom that counts.

There'd be no slavery today even if we didn't pass any laws because...free market...look, anyway, the point is that despite the entirety of human history saying otherwise these things would have just gone away on their own as business owners put humans above profit.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's also not the best example because the U.S. still has slavery it just isn't literal chattel slavery.


Guess how many American prisoners are being worked for pennies an hour.

And someday the free market will make that go away too! Just be patient GEEZ!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Cicadalek posted:

wouldn't a twin sister of david hogg have been going to the same school at the time
Why is David Hogg's twin sister (pictured here in her MAGA hat) not listed among the dead OR survivors of the "shooting" at St"ONEMAN" Douglas High?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
https://twitter.com/PhxGOP/status/1034675080758878208

MY EYES!! MY EEEEEYES!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Bombadilillo posted:

I await the scathing implication you can come up with "just do it". Truly slogans are not universal

What if the "it" in the slogan referred to "9/11"??? Oh man, this could go all the way to the lower middle!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
What's a "Freddo"?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

OwlFancier posted:

Small chocolate bar shaped like a frog.
Sorry, I don't get what's wrong with that graphic then.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
True, but we should have been able to find a GOOD Italian by now right?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

duffmensch posted:

Not just summertime! It’s finally below 100° out and only took a hurricane remnant to accomplish that.

The attack ads from McSally are pretty funny: “Sinema was a lawyer and shouldn’t be part of the Senate :kingsley:
I get those here "Sinema made attack ads that are so VVVVVILE you can't even show them to your daughter or your grandmother!"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Aeka 2.0 posted:

Thanks for the help guys. But since I really don't know how the FBI operates I'm in over my head:



My understanding is that the FBI doesn't need evidence to start an investigation, and what they get out of it is for prosecutors to decide what to do with it.
wait...
So I'm confused, is that YOU or HIM that's saying that it was ok to not investigate the sole reason for the investigation, the accusations of sexual assault?

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Oct 12, 2018

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Geez I wonder why Clinton didn't have to have any of these thorough and all revealing FBI background checks?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

luxury handset posted:

probably redirect by saying socialism isn't the answer and instead appealing to some vague feel good nonsense like charity, hard work, community, family values, the good old days, etc.

people who complain about how vets are suffering because of illegals taking our jobs don't actually want to come up with a solution for vets. they just want to use their own status as a disabled vet, or the status of some theoretical disabled vet, to piss on other people. it's couched as a complaint regarding how they are injured personally but really it's just "gently caress those people over there" and so any solutions you give them that don't involve loving those people over there will be waved away because it isn't the point of the conversation
See also: how they CAN'T help people because the government is forcing them to help! If they only had that money the government to care for the less fortunate! They'd TOTALLY give that money, and more!!!

This is held up by the time before before Social Security: there was no "government" around to force socialism down their throat so of course everyone took care of the elderly as best they can and only 3 out of every 4 elderly person was broke and homeless and died in the streets.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

MasterSlowPoke posted:



tyler durden... good?!?!
I mean...they're Nazis. I'm not "falling" for an "agenda" of "hating Nazis", I see Nazi: I hate Nazi. Like...they label themselves Nazis, it's not CNN pointing at some farmer screaming "NAZI!!" and I hate them, it's a bunch of shitheads saying "now I'm not a Nazi but what if we did everything the Nazis did?". It's just this weird "both sides" bullshit that...I mean can't they see the Nazis? The people literally waving the Nazi flag?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Create two birds with one clone.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
You also STOPPED doing those things creating a world where those aren't even an option any more. So congrats that your parents set up a system, that you tore down, and are now trying to claim credit for.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Jurgan posted:

The same thing happens with anti-vaxxers. "They made us all get flu shots, and then there was no flu epidemic after all. I guess it was just a big freak-out over nothing!"

CuddleCryptid posted:

Throw "what did unions ever do for me" people on that pile

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Soviet Commubot posted:

I've seen this posted unironically like 5 times today already, I really wish I could believe that nobody out there honestly thinks Donald Trump is playing 4 dimensional chess but here we are.


...sorry but isn't that exactly what's happening to the US under trump's trade war?

It specifically mentions food rotting and I'm pretty sure we haven't sold a single soy bean to China, normally the largest buyer.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Ubiquitous_ posted:

Another counterpoint: His rear end is probably incredible.
Carved from granite.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

duz posted:

Don't forget the outcry when she suggested people drink more water and less sugary drinks.
There was a Freep post that was like "She didn't say 'Drink more water' she just said 'Drink more', what if children get confused and start drinking alcohol because the first lady said to??"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Pomplamoose posted:



Counter Strike voiceover: "TERRORISTS WIN"

Step one: America elected a motherfucker as president.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

*trump as Sharon Tate*

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

the_steve posted:

This false equivalence poo poo always irritates me more than anything.

It works for guns. "we need proper gun regulations because-"
"OH SO YOU WANT TO BAN ALL GUNS FOREVER HUH???"
"The very idea of a border wall is ridic-"
"OH SO YOU WANT TO BAN ALL WALLS FOREVER HUH???"

They don't actually mean it, it's just another way to shut down discussion so it defaults to their position. They don't actually need to convince you, they just need you to shut up.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Ambitious Spider posted:

and I grabbed a screenshot



Love both the faux concern trolling and taking away her role in any of her success.
So like...they've been secretly indoctrinating AOC her entire life, up to and including getting her to run for office, just so that eventually there'd be a young, fresh face willing to say such WACKY ideas as "hey, maybe don't kill the planet so strangers can get paid"?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

TinTower posted:

the rare left-wing lovely macro:

Oh no! A comedian who wears women’s clothes, a gay rights activist, and a woman with blue hair!
I will follow Eddie Izzard into hell, please don't tell me if he's on the wrong side of anything.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Guavanaut posted:

Have a :rolleyes: forwarded political photo of a newspaper clipping.


Tag you are selves, I'm the bringing up kids without state aid (forwarder is a boomer and definitely born themselves after the Family Allowances Act 1945, let alone their kids).
I'm the part that conflates LSD with medicine.

"Life was hard and I'll be god damned if future people are going to have life easier!" Go gently caress yourself likely dead pretend person.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Is that a quarter in her mouth?

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
I'm not sure a man with a <50% approval rating is who you want pointing to that sign.

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