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hayden. posted:Tassles are one thing I'll never get. It always makes me think of this: 
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That attitude is why I stay away from the assfault junkies forum.
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If you go fast enough and it's wet, you'll hydroplane when you layer dan.
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Xovaan posted:and despite being new, it barely idles.
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Jul 17, 2012 22:37
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I've pissed off a few douches by calling them fagpipes, the pipes, not the douches. Most of the people that have seen The F Word just laugh, though.
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I suppose I'd rather layer dan than go over an overpass and fall 50ft like that guy in SF did a few years ago.
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Sep 9, 2012 18:01
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Maybe he meant using the clutch to shift then a clutch up for a wheelie in every gear. PERFORMANCE
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Sep 22, 2012 00:13
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You have to get it from up in the mountains over the pollution, yes I know it's thinner, but free-range air is always better.
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I wish the MSF or something like it were mandatory for your license here.
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May 24, 2013 16:20
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That's always an option on a long distance ride. 
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:I think we must all accept that to a vast majority of Americans, bikes are either Harleys or "crotch rockets".
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americanzero4128 posted:Overheard stupid poo poo? Happened to me yesterday! I was sitting at a stop light on my Honda Shadow and this guy on a Harley rolls up next to me, goes "Bet you wish you had a Harley right now!", looked over at me all Had that happen and told him I didn't like minivans.
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like he had issued the most wicked burn ever.
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Strife posted:Yesterday I met a buddy of mine at a steakhouse for lunch. I was sitting on my bike in the parking spot texting him when I noticed that the truck pulling out of the space next to me had stopped in front of me and both people were looking at me. They weren't old, but they looked like they'd just passed middle age in the least graceful way. They woman in the passenger seat leaned out the window and asked, "Hey what kind of bike is that?" "But he looked like one of the nicest people."
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KozmoNaut posted:Had the obligatory ATGATT discussion with some dudes on a local forum. All of the standard arguments were there, such as "I already put myself in danger by riding a motorcycle, gear doesn't matter", "who cares what other people choose to do?" and "I'm only hurting myself if I crash". I usually shut them up with something like I'm against helmet laws too, but it's because I want to see the faces of the morons so I know who's too loving stupid to ride near.
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nsaP posted:To me 'squid' is a mentality, not just a lack of gear, but get used to meeting those types. I've had a couple of fair weather no gear riders at work mention it was too cold or rainy to ride when I was getting my gear on for the ride home. I usually tell them to quit being a pussy, man up and put some gear on. None of them have yet.
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Jul 5, 2013 22:52
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Here4DaGangBang posted:I think if someone brought up the resale value thing like that (not that I ride a lot at the moment but I want that to change) I think I'd give them the most WTF look imaginable and say something along the lines of "I bought my bike ride, not to sell!". I always liked "You bought something that depreciates as an investment? You're like the worlds dumbest businessman."
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Jul 21, 2013 00:37
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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Jul 31, 2013 23:18
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Layer Dan strikes again. http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/crime-law/2-year-old-causes-dayton-motorcycle-crash/nY5Jr/ quote:John J. Golden was riding a maroon 1979 Harley Davidson going west on Fourth when the child ran out into the road from between two parked cars, according to the report.
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Aug 3, 2013 15:19
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Guy at work left his KZ1000r at the shop because it was raining, he told me he doesn't like to take it out in the rain since it always kicks the rear wheel out from having too much power.
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Aug 10, 2013 00:36
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He says the tire were new last year, I said to keep off the throttle and he replied that it has too much power for wet roads. This is the someone they used to call Superbike Mike because he'd try to get a knee down, go too slow and fall over. He also told me about someone using a copper penny as a shim*. *poo poo that didn't happen txt
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Aug 10, 2013 02:20
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nsaP posted:Make sure the kill switch isn't disabled.... Isn't that the same road the redneck in the truck tried to run the rider off the road a couple of years ago?
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Sagebrush posted:There's an enormous area of the midwest that looks exactly the same as every other area of the midwest, too. That could be essentially anywhere between Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Oklahoma and Iowa. It's an nsaP/ Assfault Junkies post, there's a really high chance it would be KY 22.
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May 3, 2014 18:26
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Plus it let's you ID idiots you're probably better off not riding near.
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Nidhg00670000 posted:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide
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Richard Bong posted:Gunt Sleds I gotta remember that one. Chrome Turd.
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Richard Bong posted:What are the thoughts on all the Concourses that sit at about $3k with 40k miles on them on craigslist? If that is a dumb idea what is the other affordable sport tourer option? You mean the old ZG1000? Good bike for what it is, they're a bit top heavy and tires in those sizes are getting hard to find, but the engine's pretty simple to work on with screw type valve adjustment, kind of like an EX500 with 4 cylinders. One of my instructors at the MSF course had an early 90's model with a couple hundred thousand miles on it.
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