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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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From the PL thread

Bland posted:

There was discussion about this on a sunderland message board until a danish fella cleared things up, he's apparently asking why his credit card isn't accepted in the video, all the other stuff is a complete fabrication.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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The Gunge posted:

I like how #fuckoff is the same amount of characters as gently caress off

it's one less than "...key. gently caress off" though :eng101:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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serious gaylord posted:

Has anyone got the 'well hit' chart to work out how hard the punch will be for when that dad gets hold of him?

When I read the first half of this I thought it was going to finish with "because I know what to call the 15th line now"

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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serious gaylord posted:

Two other players have failed out of competition drugs tests. Seems today is the day that the FA are announcing them all.

Who else?

Edit: To answer my own question, Jose Baxter of Sheffield United and Aaron McCarey of Wolves. Both players deny it.

pik_d fucked around with this message at 00:40 on May 17, 2015

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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The Clit Avoider posted:

So basically he's abstained since his baptism. That's what the quote implies anyway.

Yeah he's now come out saying he is :siren: not a virgin :siren: or whatever

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32841434

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Jose posted:

Cisse told his girlfriend he was going on holiday and went and got married in France

I honestly hope Newcastle are never relegated

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Apparently Yann M'vila is a) a Sunderland player and b) mental


"Sunderland Echo posted:

New Sunderland signing Yann M’Vila saw red in his first appearance for the club - after headbutting a Norwich City player in a reserve match.

A lack of match fitness saw M’Vila sit out the season opener at Leicester City, with the French midfielder instead starting for the Under-21s against Norwich City at Eppleton CW this afternoon.

But he saw red in the second half after headbutting Jamar Liza miday through the half after the Norwich striker had been in a tussle with Sunderland defender Tom Beadling.

M’Vila had looked promising in his debut up until that point.

He has joined on a season-long loan deal from Russian club Rubin Kazan, with a view to a permanent switch next summer.

M’Vila lost his way during two years in Russia – making just 24 appearances for Kazan before being sent to Inter Milan on loan, and being dogged by a series of off-the-field problems.

But M’Vila was regarded as one of the top prospects in France after coming through the ranks at Rennes. He was handed his international debut aged just 20 and attracted the attention of Liverpool and Arsenal before moving to Kazan in a £10million deal.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Ewar Woowar posted:

They all look the same to you GG?

Wow! Mods?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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How do you even pass the medical

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Bea Nanner posted:

how did he smell?

With his nose

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Joey Barton hasn't even joined Burnley and the FA are already looking for ways to gently caress up his poo poo, poor guy


BBC posted:

Joey Barton: Midfielder charged 'for placing 1,260 bets'

6 minutes ago From the section Football

Barton helped Burnley achieve promotion to the Premier League last season before leaving to join Rangers

Joey Barton has been charged with misconduct, with the Football Association claiming the midfielder placed 1,260 bets in the past 10 years.

The FA says he broke rules by betting on "football matches or competitions" between 26 March 2006 and 13 May 2016.

Barton, 34, is set to rejoin Burnley in January, having left Scottish Premiership side Rangers in November.

In the same month, he was given a one-match ban for breaking Scottish Football Association rules on gambling.

Barton admitted to the Scottish FA charge of placing 44 bets between 1 July and 15 September, while he was a player at Ibrox, and his suspension will carry over into his Burnley career.

His Rangers contract was terminated following a training ground row which led to a falling out with manager Mark Warburton and he played just eight games for the club.

Barton began his career at Manchester City in 2001, joined Newcastle in 2007 and then signed for QPR in 2011. He had a loan spell with Marseille in France for 12 months, before joining Burnley for the first time in August 2015.

He has until 5 January to respond to the FA charge.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38421182

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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sassassin posted:

That's a lot of bets.

It's one bet every 3 days

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

His girlfriend

This is great, they keep popping back up then getting deleted :allears:

Just now:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Woodenlung posted:

Girlfriend it is I guess.



Yeah

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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serious gaylord posted:

Bet Nasri's in bed snoozing away while this is going on.

Well someone is deleting the tweets as fast as they're going up

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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And now his twitter account has been deleted

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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blue footed boobie posted:

lmao Nasri totally ordered a hooker after his iv drip and got caught and said the iv person suddenly started loving him

No he literally hosed the Drip Doctor lady

https://twitter.com/DripDoctors/status/813850573497741312

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Looks like a Brazzers scene to be fair.

I think I'm going down with this one, I tried...

http://imgur.com/gallery/uDpDY

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Paddyb posted:

https://twitter.com/__wakefield/status/813897275483320320

I swear there was one about him taking a purple dildo but its gone like footprints in the sand...

The first reply to that...

:stare:

https://twitter.com/Cxchmate/status/813900667005861889

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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She's also a bit crazy

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/samir-nasri-girlfriend-twitter-model-3538547

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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If he gets done for doping, the fact that he posed for a publicity photo will become even better

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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I feel like this is pretty extreme for going to a fancy brothel, but you know, whatever

https://twitter.com/City_Watch/status/817139053850226688

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

samir nasri is a oval office so this would be pretty funny

He's also 29 so that'd effectively be his career over.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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In an FA statement, it said: "The player denied the charge. However, it was found proven."

How the hell do you deny that :wtc:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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oliwan posted:

Ah yes, the very heterosexual ritual of jerking off together

They weren't jerking off together, they were jerking off each other.

:nws: http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838 :nws:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Soulex posted:

She's a single mom right? If she is in jail, where's the kid?

The kid is probably at home with his mom, who is not in jail, because she is not the flasher who is in jail.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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I'm sure Greg is lonely but drat

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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2018 isn't that far away, I'm sure he'll try to get picked up somewhere else first. I also want to know what that fan said to him to get that response. It's (unfortunately) not like Evra's never been on the recieving end of racism before.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Ah, that makes a difference. Yeah, come to the US, we're not racist here. And India is SUPER progressive. It'll all work out in his favor.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Welcome to 2018 everyone

https://twitter.com/euanmarshall/status/948291896492863491

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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ephex posted:

Vitoria vs Bahia has just been abandoned after 9 red cards

https://streamable.com/rihwa



Fernando M. looks like a bitch here

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Tortilla Maker posted:

Íker questioning whether man actually stepped foot on the moon. :tinfoil:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ikercasillas/status/1021503503544594432

Roughly ~118k people have voted "no" as of this post :negative:

But 169k have voted yes, tbf

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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JFairfax posted:



lol hmmmm

Maybe?????

https://twitter.com/robwelch2000/status/1082088327476580352

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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RideTheSpiral posted:

can’t even goat children to suicide on whatsapp anymore. nanny state

Goat children? Those are called "kids" my friend.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Weird choice for a name change request

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Hes not even wearing a watch?

Its on his left hand and cut off in the preview that twitter gives you. Here's the full image

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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No wonder they're so busy pointing fingers at City and PSG

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Seems morbidly fitting to post this here, apparently Reyes' car crash was due to him speeding and losing a tire. He killed one of his cousins and injured another.

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/sevilla/20190602/462625074372/el-coche-de-reyes-iba-a-237-kmshora.html

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Vegetable posted:

They need to analyze whether there’s a similar gap for technical and physical attributes. It could well be that fair skinned players are made superior in *all* attributes.

I could also see them making darker skinned players faster and stronger, with the "he's so athletic" = "he's black" thing that happens a lot.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Karl Sharks posted:

divcock origi

Some Liverpool fans literally call him Big Cock Divock is the reference

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