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viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

:stare:

Holy poo poo, this convinced me to go pick up a copy at my local bookstore tomorrow.

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viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

It looks bad, but at least they're trying something new with X-men.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

:psyduck:

The music and editing choices on this trailer are hilariously bad.

BonoMan posted:

Of course it will because America is racist as gently caress.

:laffo:

You're making GBS threads yourself if you don't believe this will do Wonder Woman box office numbers at least.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
I'd rather see a new Blade film than this TBH.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BonoMan posted:

So can we just go ahead and nuke the earth now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6mt20jWIg

lmfao

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

kiimo posted:

Oh here we go with more Hollywood hot-washing the past. Sure yeah give that part to Margot Robbie, as if there weren't a hundred more deserving not-hot actresses out there to play the role of Tanya Harding. It's Monster all over again. #hotwashing #oscarssohot

"hot-washing"? :ughh:

Just how much of a fat sweaty goon are you jfc.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BonoMan posted:

hahahaha

he was joking

I can't detect sarcasm and jokes on posters I don't know. :colbert:

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

American propaganda is loving pathetic.

Yeah, I don't want to hear anymore bullshit about Hollywood being antiwar ever again. The most pathetic (and alarming) thing about the resurgence of war propaganda in Hollywood is how it is a reaction to Trump's isolationist rhetoric (he's not even doing isolationist poo poo).

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Megasabin posted:

Snoke definitely looks like he's on some type of command ship thing there.

He's on a thing that looks almost like Vader's super star destroyer. There's pictures of it out there. It's yet another thing they're taking from ESB in addition to the AT-ATs.

I'll still see it, though.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Are these movies straight up pornos or something why are they so popular?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

What in the holy gently caress... :stare:

I'm in.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Shneak posted:

No A24 in sight so those better be monsters.

I'm hoping from some Shoggoth-type creatures. It looks like the setting is a scarcely populated dystopia, too; which I dig.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

LOL Oprah going into Hollywood was the worst thing ever. I would call it unintentional comedy if it wasn't so cringe-inducing.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

I like this trailer much better than the Spacey one.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Gonz posted:

Pacific Rim 2 featurette from Tokyo Comicon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKJvQD4l3A

I look forward to watching obnoxious teenagers pilot skyscraper-sized robots.

viral spiral fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Dec 8, 2017

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
I have no idea what Alita Battle Angel is.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/Alitamovie/status/939215626987433984

LOL

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Rough Lobster posted:

If you guys think Giant Anime Eyes is weird and offputting, buckle up because it's going to be an interest next couple of decades. Women in Japan and Korea are already surgically modifying themselves at great expense in order to obtain the coveted anime look.

I'm sure you have a link for this.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

:trumppop:

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Zzulu posted:

Badass trailer

This is an understatement.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Pretty much. Straight-2-DVD, folks.

Sure, Chief. :rolleyes:

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

porfiria posted:

I feel like Sicario without Emily Blunt is like...I can't think of a good pointed example, but the whole point is that Emily Blunt's character doesn't let you enjoy Benicio del Toro and Josh Brolin murdering people.

It didn't prevent me from enjoying Benicio del Toro and Josh Brolin from murdering Cartel thugs.


porfiria posted:

I do too but civilization depends on suppressing those impulses.

We'll make an exception for organized crime syndicates like the Cartels who leave decapitated children in droves on the side of the road in order to intimidate civilization.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

porfiria posted:

Did you enjoy the part where BDT shot little kids in the head in order to intimidate his enemies?

Yes.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

porfiria posted:

Apparently in the original script he doesn't shoot the kids, which I believe Villeneuve changed. That's one of those things where it's kind of leading you by the nose but it's obviously the right choice. Doesn't give me a ton of faith in the sequel though.

So you're admitting the change improved the film, yes?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

So you enjoyed the scene, just like I did, to clarify.


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I imagine there are many things in this world that go right over your head.



No, it didn't. I specifically (and only) made an exception for Cartel members; who are quite different than Palestinians being systemically exterminated by America's puppet apartheid state. But, do go on.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

You are dismal, and creepy.

I like surprises in movies, what can I say?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
I like pretty much everything Jackson has done except for The Hobbit films, which he admitted were mediocre due to fast deadlines and studio interference.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I think Jackson did real damage to Tolkein's intent with both TTT and RotK by moving the Shelob sequence to the third movie. It irrevocably fucks up the pacing and significance of both stories and renders them nearly unwatchable. It truncates TTT into a lame, soulless big battle movie, and extends Rotk's monotony in very artificial ways.

This is a hilariously bad opinion from top to bottom.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

By moving Shelob it lengthens Helms Deep to a point where it's basically the main event of the entire trilogy

haha what in the gently caress?

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

...did they really have to pick an actress who looks like a teenager for Lara Craft?

What the hell, man.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Why, of all things, would this bother you?

Because she looks like a child in the face. It's just such a bizarre difference of appearance from Angelina Jolie as Tomb Raider.


Wandle Cax posted:

Jeez what a bizarre comment. Yeah she is meant to be young because its an origin story. Also she is 29 years old and does not look like a teenager. what the hell

The fact that she's 29 is unbelievable to me.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Dillbag posted:

Dang, what kind of rough-rear end hood do you live in where this lady looks like a teenager?



I see you're good at Google Image Search. I was specifically referring to how she looks in this new Tomb Raider trailer.

And yes, she does look like a child compared to Jolie as Lara Croft.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

:tviv:

A horror film that looks scary!?!

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Fartbox posted:

So it's a bunch of pagan Swedish recluse cultists who hunt them in the forest lol?

Oh, awesome. Another rear end in a top hat not using spoiler tags in CineD. Cool.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

GrandpaPants posted:

Nothing was said that couldn't have been explained by what was seen in the trailer, though?

Are you loving stupid? The trailer never gave any indication as to what was hunting them at all. Horror is best when going in blind. How can you and Moreau be so dense.

The one thing CineD should crack down on is spoilers.

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viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

GrandpaPants posted:

Speculation isn't spoilers? I don't know Fartbox or if s/he's a shitposter or something, but for some reason you seem convinced that they're 100% right. Like it could be mutants or witches or aliens for all you know?

This is a fine example of what trolling looks like, kids. Don't do this.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

The MSJ posted:

edit: A Quiet Place. I think this is the first confirmation that the movie has a post-apocalyptic setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Q6ma2sfJQ

This is going to be loving insane. :awesome:

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Jack's Flow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um0aZKbpe1Y

Yeah, of course Tom Cruise decided to fly the helicopter. OF COURSE HE DID. loving hell.

Okay, Tom. You win. I'll see this opening day because of this stunt; that is some impressive dedication and outright :tviv: right there.

Bravo.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9kKUKDWv4

Holy. loving. poo poo.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Zzulu posted:

I thought Interstellar was pretty weak because like in all Nolan movies, all the characters are forgettable and dull (except the joker from TDK)

Dude what.


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Nobody forgets Nolan's Bane, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E781QE7ZQK8

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viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Vintersorg posted:

The poem is 1 step away from an Elliot Rodgers type breakdown.

I'm mostly seeing how he doesn't like porn stars with blatant plastic surgery and fake tits in favor nerdy women?

I don't care for this guy and his dumb book, but equivocating him with Elliot Rodgers is a bit reactionary IMO.

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