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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Man that thing looks busted!

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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MetaJew posted:

Is there some sort of 'flame tune' that people run that makes your car run extra rich? Or is there enough fuel in the exhaust that just having a spark source will throw flames?

Some good antilag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXePkrLPWwk

Although the P1 is really good at making flames the right way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t1L5ShVR8w

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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A Melted Tarp posted:

The PT Cruiser is notable for being the vehicle that is good at nothing.

It wasn't especially cheap.
It doesn't achieve good mileage.
It doesn't perform well.
It has little interior room.

They were great for antisocial people with semi good credit.
Also not terrible to work on from a mechanics standpoint because you get near double the time pay to do anything.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 8, 2014

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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nitrogen posted:

Today I learned that canister/skidplate oil filters are "Labor Intensive" when I went to try out a different carwash that also does oil changes.



:allears:

This is hilarious. Also gently caress having to buy a 30 dollar oil filter cup just to take off the new Toyota cartridge filters.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Now if you want literally $10k for a Faggio (well, Piaggio) with an upscale badge, there's the Vespa 946:



$9,946

Lot of money but that is one sexy looking scooter. Its probably insane for most of us to think that's worth it, but I bet they sell like hot cakes around ivy league campuses. poo poo, Ive seen kids ride pedal bikes worth more than that around UW.

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Apr 5, 2014

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Captain Trips posted:



I don't even know what's going on here. They're clearly going for the Herbie thing with the number and the (barely visible from this angle) racing stripes down the hood, but the number is the wrong one, and the checkered roof is just :wtc:

Plus, you know, it wasn't Herbie The Love Cooper.

From my so far short career of working on cars, Mini owners are the weirdest most anal retentive people ever.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Neptr posted:

Sorry but loving with people's cars isn't funny, especially when those people are random and innocent

Are you one of those people who will start throwing wrenches if someone spills some washer fluid next to their tool box?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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not nearly as classy as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlSZIUlg2PI

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Is there a Beetle lurking under that million dollars?

Fixed

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Sappo569 posted:








Still looks better than that crap some rapper guy made

At least he didnt spend a million loving dollars on it.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Its like the opposite of AI. Looks like they spliced the c2 into the c5. Not sure about the thought process there. If anything put the c5 drive train into the c2!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Wisco plates for lyfe!


EDIT: Whoa! Fixed

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 02:16 on May 6, 2014

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Maker Of Shoes posted:

I Google'd "terrible car picture" so you nerds will stop loving posting about god drat licence plates.



Nothing terrible about the Good Burger car. :colbert:

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Too good for the CL thread. This asshat wants 2500 for it.
wow such drift. very subaru. omg much jdm


quote:

I must warn you. If you don't like that feeling of pure terror as you're sliding sideways into something dangerous, leave now. I'm selling my 2000 Subaru Outback Drift Tank to the first lucky owner to hand me a reasonable amount of cash. This car is so JDM it's disgusting, despite the fact that it was manufactured in the glorious state of Indiana. It has something like 230,000 miles if I remember right. It was treated well for the first 220,000 miles or so, and has been beaten relentlessly since. BUT. It drifts really well. 90% of people hate it, but the other 10% love it. And of that 10%, .05% are girls. So really, this thing will drop like at least a panty or two during your ownership. Not a bad price if you're into that sort of thing.
Here's a list of mods that I've done to the poor girl.

RWD conversion (Welded center diff, front axle shafts taken out of the cv joints)
Welded rear diff (wow such slide)
Raceland coilovers (rides like poo poo, but it's fun)
Fully stripped interior.
Racing wheel with quick release.
Hydro Ebrake
2 17x7 Drag DR-9's on the front
15" forester steelies on the rear
Lowered 6.5" from stock
Added 1.5 degrees of caster to front suspension
SUPER JDM rising sun fender.
WAY MORE JDM rusted fender (omg so trendy)
2" boso pipe.
Single catted straight pipe with zero muffling. Neighbors love that poo poo.
"drift slut" spraypainted in rainbow on rear bumper (so tasteful!)
Removed rear bumper beam.
Removed ac.
Disabled abs
No airbags.
Power steering cooler.
Fenders rolled with care and a big fuckin' hammer.

It's terrible, it's sick, it's ugly, and it slides. Buy it, so I have room in my yard and cash to build my next drift car, a 1980 pinto I just bought. The cash may also go towards funeral arrangements when I inevitably die in a fiery rear-end crash.



Call/text/email.
Reasonable offers strongly considered.
Ridiculous offers also considered, but not as strongly.
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4487450896.html

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Neptr posted:

I've seen a Nissan Sentra and a Dodge Caliber within the last week done up the same way... silver with flat black on the roof and on the hood, from the A pillar to the grill. This must be A Thing.

I believe Bentley will do that for you from the factory. But I have seen a Huyandai Sonata done up like this.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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G-Mach posted:

Since I'm from Wisconsin I used to drink PBR before it was cool.

Oh god..... Does that make me a hipster?



Hey Wisco buddy, no were fine. Do portland bars sell them for 2.00 bucks a tall boy? Didnt think so.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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I heard this story {please feel free to find it for me or prove me wrong) but where people in New York or something were boosting Ferraris, stripping them out and dumping the frame out somewhere. Frame would be recovered and auctioned off as the insurance already covered the loss. And surprise surprise guess who wins the auction for the remaining frame and what have yous.... The guy who just acquired a legally registered Ferrari for pennies.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Thats not terrible, thats just a crime in progress.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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T1g4h posted:

Also, this qualifies as terrible because he was videoing in portrait mode :colbert:

Touche sir :golfclap:

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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8ender posted:

Close the thread. This picture is it. We've hit peak terrible car stuff. Mission accomplished everyone. High fives all around.

LOL the exact thing happend when some kid brought his in to our shop last winter.

Ball joint didnt have a nut on it, came apart, and ripped the axle out.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Beach Bum posted:



"Hey Clark, come over here and tell me what's wrong with this picture." #240drivers

Them see through pads yo! Very hot with the kids in Japan right now.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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mad.radhu posted:

I spotted this same car in Fairfax today. Even the wheels had Benz logos.



I worked on one that was a Brabus edition once with Brabus badges/logos all over it. (Even had Brabus carpets!) Maybe thats from the factory like that.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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robotsinmyhead posted:

Horribly ugly wheels that are strangely mesmerizing at low speed


My other shot was too blurry to read, a bumper sticker: "Ben Carson 2016 - AMERICA NEEDS A DOCTOR!"

There called choppers for a reason!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Das Volk posted:

The factory zipties
The factory zipties
The factory zipties
The factory zipties

:psyboom:

They are called Drift Stix and are all the rage in Japan right now.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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You never think about what a Volga would look like with a Cosworth front end but there you go.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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The Door Frame posted:

Call me paranoid, but this is all I can think of when I read the words, "salvage title"

Thats nothing. This was famously a story where some guy buys an audi, and after realizing one of the speakers didn't work he took the door panel off to investigate. Upon doing so, he discovered photos and a letter. It said, "Thanks for buying my car, here is some work I did to it...."

It was basically a car he built completely from parts in a junk yard. And painted with the color produced by the jug where they dumped excess paints.
From this:

To This:


More pics and story here
http://englishrussia.com/2009/03/16/car-with-surprise/1/

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Twistershift posted:

It's a pilot vehicle, so it's supposed to be kind of conspicuous and obnoxious?

I was going to say, if you got one of these escorting you, whatever your hauling is worth a hell of a lot more than a trailer full of Ramen noodles. "Please alert the town Im coming through" is what that driver is thinking.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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A3th3r posted:


The plymouth voyager is a real embarrassment to drive. It gets the worst gas mileage, overheats often & has headgasket issues.

Im confused by his post however he worst part about that car is the strut towers that rust out due to a design flaw that lets rain water shower them.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Panty Saluter posted:

For real, you really want to aerosolize Ebola with all that arterial spray?

Ebola don't do so well out side of the body hence why its not airborn already.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Kill-9 posted:

I didn't realize it before but now I know the world needs more yak bone and gold leaf adorned Z4s. Style and class. Please tell me it's an 'M'.







All the white feathers and scales are actual yak bones. Many yaks gave their lives for this monstrosity.

I know I wanna yak when seeing this poor, poor Z4.

More can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/GxAUo

Obviously built for this man right here.

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Aug 25, 2008

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EightBit posted:

Why yak bone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2-bIH412U

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Gorson posted:

Trying to guess what this is based on the roofline.....early 90's T-bird?

I was gonna guess Baretta.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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I dont get why people are upset with chinese copying others. They dont have time to design cars as so many millions of people need them immediately. Anyone whos anyone in China is in one of the many high end European cars exclusively sold in China. That some dude in a rural village is driving around in a faux Range Rover (Evogue of all) doesn't bother me in the least bit.

People like this guy know whats fake and whats not.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/tycoon-buys-30-rolls-royce-cars-macau-hotel

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Aug 25, 2008

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Seat Safety Switch posted:

The bag is full of intermediate shaft bearing kits and Carmax warranty paperwork.

Holy poo poo! haha

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Was about to post this. The part with the two Italian dudes arguing is so goddamn priceless and everything I picture New York to be. "Wha ya wanna go to the Alps in this thing?! Its for the beach!"

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Slavvy posted:

I don't get to see Acura as a brand here (some individual vehicles wash up but everyone just thinks of them as Hondas), am I wrong in picturing Acura owners as being even more insufferable/worse at operating a vehicle than Lexus owners?

When I got my 3.2tl as a steal from my parents getting a new car. (too good of a deal to pass up) My over excited Honda buddy invited me into the second gen TL Facebook group. And the people are.... Well interesting enthusiasts who first and foremost throw out what I have to say is a great and very comfortable suspension for lot scrapping garbage with CAMBER STANCE YO!. Its about as bad as you would imagine.

On my specific car, I keep it completley stock and baby it around praying that the transmission will not blow up as promised by the internet. 117k so far! :ohdear:

Too much awfulness that I care to go through and post so Ill just throw the link up for you all to gawk at.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/395820670513613/

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jan 5, 2015

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Aug 25, 2008

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1500quidporsche posted:

My dad bought a Type S or whatever the performance trim was for $2,000 from a college student and asked me what I thought about it. Despite him never taking my advice I say that those transmissions have a habit of grenading and given the previous owner its probably been bagged on.

Sure enough 3 months later the thing is just crawling through an intersection with my dad doing everything possible to get the transmission to pick a gear.

Yea the 99-01 models had a factory recall cause something about the 3rd gear burning up. Only about half of those" fixed" at the dealer worked without braking again. Mines on 03 when they supposedly had the problem sorted however some examples still had the issues. I maintain Honda v6 autos of that period and especially back in the Acura legend\vigor days are all garbage.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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IOC has completely lost control of this thread.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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And they are listening to thrift shop lol

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Aug 25, 2008

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Late to driving shitboxes fast party but,

the most terrifying experience was test driving a car for a man who decided to come in for an alignment after doing some suspension work to his Cadillac at home. IE poorly fitting struts and shocks he had found in a junk yard and forgetting to put stabilizer links back on. He had the trust angle so weird and his caster was so off that the mighty Brougham sedan actually felt like a boat as it bobbled down the freeway. At 60 i was sawing at the wheel to keep her sort of in my lane as she would randomly careen and lurch out of control like we were taking on waves. You had to be constantly balancing her massive weight as she would tip side to side and diagonally all at the same time. After taking her to the next exit and back, I swear to you I felt like you do after getting off a boat youve been on all day. LIke your bobbing along in the waves. The customer stated "Yea goin bout a hundred, I could barley control it!" :stare:

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 6, 2015

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