Are you getting the Wii U? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 9031 | 65.25% | |
No | 1191 | 8.60% | |
Maybe | 808 | 5.84% | |
I'm an idiot | 460 | 3.32% | |
Waluigi | 1603 | 11.58% | |
Waa | 748 | 5.40% | |
Total: | 13841 votes |
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Zarfol posted:I just picked up Assassin's Creed 4 for the Wii U @ $29.99 (I have an Xbone as well, but better graphics aren't worth $30 more for me). Metroid Prime: Hunters was basically this with lovely online, and it sold about 750k if vgchartz (lol) is to be believed, and it was on the DS where there were like 130 games that sold over a million copies. We're lucky that they make Metroid games at all, they all sell like poo poo. The closest we're gonna get to a new Metroid game is that minigame from Nintendoland
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 22:22 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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I'm trying to download MH3U and it's agonizingly slow. Is anyone else getting slow speeds? I was able to download demos for Wonderful 101 and ZombiU pretty quick the other day, so I was wondering if it might just be Nintendo's servers.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 06:45 |
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Blackbelt Bobman posted:http://www.polygon.com/2014/2/6/5387144/sonic-boom-animated-tv-series-toy-line-sega Holy gently caress. How did they figure that since the stupid characters and their dumb "stories" were the worst part about the other Sonic games, that they should make a spinoff that focused entirely on the stupid characters and making even dumber stories? It's pretty loving funny though.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 22:13 |
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Macaluso posted:If they were literally just those pictures with those same words but as captions underneath no one would think twice about them. But because they are in meme form they make people frothing raging mad and that's the funniest part Yeah. These are amazing. loving with nerds is probably the objectively best thing.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 04:36 |
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RMZXAnarchy posted:There are Single Player games available, play some of those. It's fun to play some of the games like the Zelda one or Metroid one before you get depressed because these good, fun ideas will never get expanded to full games. It sort of feels like Nintendo used up all the imagination for the game pad on Nintendo Land and now nobody will ever do anything interesting with it again.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 20:26 |
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elf help book posted:I hope it's Wii Music U. I hope a truck hits you. More asymmetric multiplayer would be great. Nintendo Land has some good stuff, but I'd really like to see more.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 20:58 |
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Megaman X controls for sure.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 22:41 |
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TheQat posted:Guys like Sakurai and Konno think "game balance" means "making sure everyone gets a chance to win" not "the most skilled person wins" The blue shell is also a real balance tool, though. In Mario Kart if you're in first you are protected from a lot of poo poo. You're not in the middle of the pack getting slowed down by getting hit with triple red shells or people in front of you dropping green shells or bananas or fake item boxes, or getting hit by bullet bills or people with stars. If you're in first you might have one guy behind you throwing a single red shell you can easily block. The blue shell evens out the field a bit because otherwise if you pull out in front you're going to be moving at a faster average rate than all the people getting constantly hosed over since almost nothing can touch you. If there's a blue shell coming out every second then yeah it'd be too much, and that's why it should come out at a tuned rate, but to say that the blue shell is totally random bullshit is pretty short sighted.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 22:37 |
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Predictions: No online, and now when you trip, your character breaks their neck and dies instantly.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 17:55 |
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axleblaze posted:Honestly the only bad thing about Kirby Superstar, for me at least, is that's it's made every Kirby game that's come out since seem pretty underwhelming. Canvas Curse is the best Kirby game.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 16:50 |
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SeANMcBAY posted:I'm about to start Metroid Prime Trilogy. I played 1 back when it first came out but gave up. Anything I should know other then SCAN EVERYTHING? Make sure to play any games you feel ambivalent about first, because Prime 1 is loving amazing and will ruin other, lesser games for you.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 01:34 |
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The Light Suit is also the coolest suit. Prime 2 definitely isn't as good as 1 but it's still fantastic.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 06:49 |
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Thank god, I can finally add a Zelda game to the list of games that are embarrassing to own.
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 17:53 |
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Purple D. Link posted:
My god, don't let the children see.
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 18:23 |
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I have a pretty simple criteria: if my mom walked in and saw what I was playing, would I be embarrassed? That character would make the answer "very yes."
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 18:27 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:If Groose isn't playable there is no justice in the world. Groose was the real hero of Skyward Sword. He didn't have any stupid magical powers or fate or whatever, he was just some random guy who saved everyone by being a sweet dude. Groose forever.
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# ¿ May 21, 2014 19:26 |
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Alteisen posted:Try learning what that word means before you actually use it. Congratulations, not only are you an idiot, but you are also a condescending idiot, the actual worst kind of idiot. Good job! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man posted:The so-called typical "attacking a straw man" implies an adversarial, polemic, or combative debate, and creates the illusion of having completely refuted or defeated an opponent's proposition by covertly replacing it with a different proposition (i.e., "stand up a straw man") and then to refute or defeat that false argument ("knock down a straw man") instead of the original proposition. Alteisen posted:Nope, just a bunch of goons tripping over each other to see who can pretend to be offended the fastest over virtual tits. Unsurprisingly, people do object to things that are objectionable, instead of just pretending to! It's almost as if you're saying that the people you're disagreeing with are being disingenuous, which is not the argument they're making, and therefore their position is untenable. The very definition of a straw man argument. Dumbass.
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 01:00 |
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If you don't have Nintendo Land and you have friends in real life, buy Nintendo Land. The local multiplayer games in it are the best.
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# ¿ May 30, 2014 17:54 |
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That game's going to have no online, guaranteed.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 18:41 |
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The best game on Wii U is upscaled Metroid Prime but that's sort of unfair.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 19:44 |
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Bass Bottles posted:Stupid question: Is there a benefit to playing Metroid Prime Trilogy on a Wii U rather than an original Wii with component cables? Is HDMI noticeably clearer? Not really noticeable. You'd need to compare them side by side to maybe be able to tell, but any system you can play Metroid Prime on is going to be the best game for that system. I certainly wouldn't buy a Wii U just for that if you already have a Wii.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 19:55 |
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Bass Bottles posted:Yeah, I wouldn't get it just for HDMI. I'm interested in all the big Wii U games. I just would feel dumb buying it right now and then using it to continue my playthrough of MP before moving on to a native Wii U game. But then you could play it using the tablet as a screen and since it's tinier the graphics look better
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 20:03 |
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Metroid Prime is the One True Retro series, I'll cut you fcuker
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 21:41 |
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I dunno what your standards for video games are if you think Metroid Prime is bland and uninteresting.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 17:37 |
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PantsBandit posted:A game where you don't spend 90% of the time walking around and 10% shooting at bugs? Well, obviously. The relatively slow pace is a legitimate issue with the game, not that I think it's inherently bad, it just might not be for you. To say the visuals are boring is, however, either disingenuous or an indicator of unreasonably high standards. The art direction of the game is phenomenal.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 17:46 |
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TaurusOxford posted:Just wait till you get to Phendrana Drifts - The first true "WOW" moment and arguably the Trilogy's greatest area. 100% agree. The music and atmosphere in that area is incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE6mgczeQRo
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 18:40 |
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Giving the player who got the most points on the last level a crown turns everyone into monsters.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 00:59 |
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Macaluso posted:The level where you get that potted piranha plant should probably just be disabled in multiplayer The worst one we had was the one where the platforms flip where you jump. Oh jesus.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 01:18 |
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I understand that the chance of Nintendo announcing on Tuesday that Retro is working on a Metroid game for the Wii U is 0%, but I'm going to hope for it and get let down anyway
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 10:16 |
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Yeah, Majora's Mask definitely had the best world. The Bomber's Notebook was a really cool part of the game, it really got you invested in everything. Beyond that one I actually liked Twilight Princess's setting quite a bit. Skyward Sword was soulless poop. The only redeeming feature of the world was Groose. All hail Groose, best Zelda character forever and the one true hero.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 16:50 |
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greatn posted:It looked more like the framerate is normal, but there are no interstitial animations between poses, like literally replacing the Mario graphics with the equivalent models. This seems right to me, it seems to go from standing to leg in the air really jankily, whatever on 8 bit, jarring with 3D models
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 23:58 |
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Grandpa Goodtimes posted:Page late, but if you wanna play Kid Icarus Uprising, try to pick up that old lanyard that Nintendo used to sell for the DS. It makes the weirdo control scheme actually a breeze to play with since the thumb strap essentially just turns the touchscreen into a really large right control stick. I still have mine because I'm not a loser
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 04:07 |
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Live twitch works but you can't watch archives
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 06:14 |
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homeless snail posted:Setting up my Wii U, why isn't it letting me transfer my 3DS Mii? If I do it over wifi my 3DS says "This mii cannot be sent" and the Wii U says that it "cannot be received", and it also doesn't like the QR code that my 3DS spits out. Anyone run into this? Google isn't being very helpful. If you're moving a Mii that's associated with a Nintendo Network ID, I believe you need to do this process: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/1670
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 17:52 |
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Gray Matter posted:Holy poo poo 3D World is the best mario game I have played since originally buying SMRPG at release. I haven't tried single player yet, but had a friend over last weekend and it was so much fun running around as cats and trying to throw him off ledges and at one point I got an awesome super big mario powerup and it was the greatest moment in my recent gaming history. Kill your friends, take their crowns
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 01:31 |
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PRADA SLUT posted:Is there an easy way to farm coins for unlocks in Mario Kart? Play with 3 friends in local multiplayer. Everyone's coins count towards the total. Edit: I'll kill you Lemming fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jun 19, 2014 |
# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 18:36 |
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Yaoi Mandel posted:im going to watch plex on my wii u today. Hell, i might even play some games on it too. Play Mario Kart with goons
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 22:08 |
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Yaoi Mandel posted:im going to finish up this season of Louie while I fold laundry and clean my room. After that, well I just might play some Mario Kart Go do this thing http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3638782 Sockser posted:I want to take advantage of the Target B2G1 but I don't know what to even get. If you have friends to play video games with in real life get Nintendo Land. The local multiplayer games are amazingly fun
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 22:21 |
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Fremry posted:For people used to the precision of dual sticks or mouse and keyboard, I can understand why motion controls wouldn't be your thing. It's also the reason that Nintendo went back to the dual sticks for the Wii U. "Precision of dual sticks" good joke buddy you had me going there
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 17:59 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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Louisgod posted:What happens to the person that you commandeer the vehicle from? Can you take the care, drive it off a cliff and come back to them and dance in front of them or something? Want to make sure I'm able to abuse my cop privileges. Drive the car off a cliff, then follow them as they sadly walk home, then commandeer their dog and throw it off a cliff.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 19:30 |