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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Notorious QIG posted:

But I thought guns don't kill people :confused:

Guns don't kill people, penetrating trauma does.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Buckwheat Sings posted:

What's funny is how Obama is probably the most in shape president we've had for a really long time. It's just loving weird.

GWB was just as fit, so I'm not sure what definition of long time you are using. The only difference is Bush was born in 1946, Obama in Kenya 1961.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Slightly Toasted posted:

tl;dr: NATO secretary-general claims fracking is all cool and good and Russia is behind the whole anti-fracking agenda to maintain their energy monopoly over Europe yessir

It's far from unlikely though, unless you think that dirty astroturfing tricks are beyond Gazprom or other energy companies. Of course they spend millions to spread lies about alternatives to their product. Not that this makes fracking good.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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I have great hopes of a tiny virus giving us a veritable :ironicat: goldmine. Take Trump, for example:



Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Prester John posted:

Whether you enjoy this music or not, I think we can all agree that it is not poo poo

I'd rather hear the complete Galt Speech than a minute of that poo poo.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Mecca-Benghazi posted:

Are you sure this isn't a photoshop? Everyone knows where Egypt is.

Right? :ohdear:

oldie but goldie:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Nyarlothotep posted:

What exactly is the context of this map? Did I miss that time Romania was threatening the invade the Czech republic?

No idea, that's like ten years old. I just figure they don't pay the people who make graphics for news too well.



This one on the other hand is recent, or maybe not?



On the other hand, maybe it's not all the fault of mainstream media?
http://www.mzv.cz/washington/en/czech_u_s_relations/news/statement_of_the_ambassador_of_the_czech.html

quote:

Statement of the Ambassador of the Czech Republic on the Boston terrorist attack

19.04.2013 / 21:27

As many I was deeply shocked by the tragedy that occurred in Boston earlier this month. It was a stark reminder of the fact that any of us could be a victim of senseless violence anywhere at any moment.

As more information on the origin of the alleged perpetrators is coming to light, I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

As the President of the Czech Republic Miloš Zeman noted in his message to President Obama, the Czech Republic is an active and reliable partner of the United States in the fight against terrorism. We are determined to stand side by side with our allies in this respect, there is no doubt about that.

Petr Gandalovič
Ambassador of the Czech Republic

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Dr Christmas posted:

Is this the place where we talk about Elon Musk being Time's person of the year?

I've seen lots of people bring up Hitler or Trump as a bad person who nonetheless made a huge impact on the world, but I don't think Elon Musk fits that criteria either? Even when just looking at rich shitheads worming their way into our lives and making everything worse, Bezos or Bill Gates are more influential. Musk is, intermittingly, the richest man on Earth, but his businesses don't really affect our lives in the way the others' do. If the case was that Elon Musk's particular brand of stupid, annoying, and vacuous self-aggrandizement makes him the best figurehead for his rich shithead brethren, maybe that would be reasonable.

It always feels like a bit of a cop-out when they do something like name "vaccine researchers" or something rather than an individual as Person of the Year, so I guess this this'll teach me to be careful what I wish for.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

There is also a special Muskrat thread if you want to read too many posts about the topic.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862673

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Twelve by Pies posted:

The woman who draws the sentient penis comic is actually French I believe.

Fittingly the man who drew the sentient penis-eating condom comic is German.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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quote:

13 died in the line of duty as a result of COVID-19

drat, don't they have sick leaves in the border patrol??

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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BiggerBoat posted:



Look at this liberal media. TEN whole steaks were stolen?!?! TEN?!

Hey, I was wondering how Tim B^Uckley was doing these days!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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It's good that Devin Nunes finally has a safe space to stay in.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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BiggerBoat posted:

I caught a few seconds of some radio moron touching on this but the RWM thinks the Pelosi attack was either staged and/or the assailant was Paul's gay lvoer

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/31/politics/pelosi-attack-right-wing-conspiracy-theories-invs/index.html

Dude I heard was talking about how strange it was that the shattered glass was outside the window.

Yeah, Elon Musk was spreading this in Twitter (he then deleted the tweet, coward)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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It's when you turn bass to 10.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Star Man posted:

Matt Furie expressed his opinion about it by killing Pepe, but that poo poo was out of his control. I think it just ran its course and phased out on its own.

Just think about all the ugly frog tattoos that will linger on for decades.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Don’t tell Fox about the time that a villain forced Superman into porn production

You mean Kal El, the illegal anchor baby!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Antigravitas posted:

And now for something completely different.




:allears: Telegraph

"We are becoming richer" and "Britain is becoming poor" are not conflicting statements.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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BiggerBoat posted:

"Non profit"

Now why do I have doubts about that?

It's a non-profit if every dollar it makes goes into O'Keefe's pocket.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Inspector Hound posted:

A minor player in American politics today uses the name "cat turd"

If people discussed politics in anonymous social media services ~250 years ago then it's entirely possible that Ben Franklin would have named himself Cat Turd. Or perhaps Merde de Chat because he was a man of sophistication, who just happened to love both cats and toilet humour.

catturd2 is no Franklin though.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Free as in free thought, not free beer

the knife will stab anyone it wants, you can't control it

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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notwithoutmyanus posted:

Oh no! Does this mean I need to deny the existence of trans people now? Or just make fun of black disabled people and get myself a gun?

Look at your bookshelf. In the space where you used to have your Communist Manifesto is now a Bible. Pick it up. Notice how heavy it feels? Now open it... yes, it's hollow. Grab that Smith & Wesson, feel the cool metal in your hands .

Welcome to the Republican party, son!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Hunter Biden wants to show his hog on C-SPAN

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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...! posted:

The Republicans literally already have

Stills don't do justice, which is all that he wants

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Me and my pal found a genuine stash of forest porn in a nearby forest when we were, dunno... around 13. We had suspicion of who's magazines they were, a weirdo bachelor who lived with his parents nearby... he had built a lean-to from a tarp and that's where we found the porn. We stole it and hid it in my friend's room.

Sorry if it was your porn collection that we took.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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...! posted:

"The Deep State has infiltrated your site, Elon! Your secret woke employees are shadowbanning me! Help me, Elon!! Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"



https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/wayne-root-does-elon-musk-know-conservatives-patriots/

The replies to the article are even more insane.

This is reminiscent of the "good tsar bad boyars" myth where all bad things in Russia are the works of corrupt middle management who keep the benevolent autocrat unaware of what is happening, and if I just write a letter to the Tsar/Stalin/Putin explaining how I was wrongfully banish to Siberia he will set things right.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

They got so misogynistic that women's bodies are now solely for the private viewing/usage of their traditional male owner, and not for public display.

Inshallah

e: has anyone said Talichan yet

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Panfilo posted:

LISTEN UP LIBERALS
https://twitter.com/liverking/status/1752903593047339372?t=qZY2KryCrYJjmgOfvO1Xpg&s=19
Perfect example of what BiggerBoat and I were talking about.

Why is he wearing pants? Is he afraid of pathogens?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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If Trump attempts to hold a similar rally in capitol next January I would tell the National Guards to cordon it off with barbed wire.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Yeah, you'll see "unalived" and "schmatzis" on tiktok, because the real words are triggers for bans. Even if they are talking about a historical event, or something in the news, the blanket bans can be a problem for people.

Which can be weird when they're saying the real word out loud, but the caption has the alternate form.

That's the most gently caressed up poop I've heard!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Neon Noodle posted:

Same but Last Temptation of Christ

Same but Life of Brian

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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BiggerBoat posted:

I still find it totally bizarre that the party that worships Ronald Reagan as someone who deserves to be carved into Mt. Rushmore couldn't seem to care less anymore about the idea of Russian aggression and the very real threat of nuclear attacks.

I've lived through both Gorbachev and Putin and, right now, Putin seems far FAR more dangerous, especially as it relates to the genuine likelihood of nukes being used. I suppose the Cuban missile crisis is still the peak of A Real Nuclear Threat but I wasn't born then.

Between what Israel and Russia are doing right now, I can't think of a more dangerous global situation in my entire life.

This is imho a bit of a temporal perspective illusion, for a lack of a better term. Current conflicts seem big and the rhetoric sounds volatile, but we don't remember what the situation in the 1980's appeared like so freshly. If we benjamin buttoned our lives backwards all the way to Falklands war and Soviets in Afghanistan and Iraq-Iran and apartheid SA and all the wars in developing countries and experienced them freshly and 2024 conflicts were only a dim memory, your opinion might be different.

I agree with you however about the contrast between Reagan's cold war mentality where alliance partners around the world were seen as vital to USA's continued global leadership, and the MAGA Republican America First, gently caress Others mentality where nothing matters except short term political wins.

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

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Panfilo posted:

Goatse will be the Venus of Willdendorf in 4,000 years.

I feel like goatse will be more like cave paintings or such. The Venus and its ilk are more like dildos and sex arses, carriable physical objects. Or hentai resin statues. I'm sure there will be plenty of those left thousands of years from now. Like several sea containers worth littering every ocean.

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