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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Frank West has one of my favourite voice-gags where he realizes he's doing a girl halfway through the post and goes "Oh I'm sorry, let me get out my girl voice", and just keeps talking

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Alaois posted:

but can quantic medicine increase my panic size

I WOULD LIKE TO INCREASE MY SEX POWER

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I think, the worst one, was the one guy who was like "ALRIGHT I'M GONNA BUY MYSELF A MAIL ORDER BRIDE, BUT NOT A TOP TIER ONE, JUST LIKE A MID-RANGE COLUMBIAN" and everyone was laughing and having a great time and then he goes "BUT I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HER HERPES SO SHE DOESN'T LEAVE."

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Holy poo poo at the apple story.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Pornhub straight up has achievements.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Gimnbo posted:

I think it's okay to say "I have been to PornHub" on an anonymous internet forum.

It's okay, I was just there for the comments.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

I'm ready.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Midnight Voyager posted:

7 minutes in and I hear the phrase "lumpy semen"

I like the guy who said that he ejaculates in conversation with women, and that this is "too soon". Very, very premature ejaculation.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
q: what's the episode where the dude permanently ruins his penis with prone masturbation? thanks.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

sout posted:

I know this is probably from goty but man I miss when vinny was on the bombcast

On the topic of F Plus i'm a newish listener and finally heard the sissykiss episode and really wish I hadn't

Sissykiss is probably the only episode to have made me feel physically ill. that last story is just so loving harrowing

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

A Meat posted:

The only podcast ads I enjoy are the ones where the hosts are doing their very best to burn bridges with the ad company during the ad copy.

Paul F Tompkins getting 3 sentences from Cards Against Humanity that he has to work into his ad, and just dryly reading all three is pretty funny.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Dimebags Brain posted:

Trying to remember an episode. Sometime in the last year and a half or so, there was an episode that I think was a questions episode but I'm not sure. Anyways, the only thing I remember is that there was one guy who posted in a lot of different threads on this site and Lemon kept getting more and more annoyed at him until the dude casually drops a "well if you actually did the research you'd realize the Jews kinda had it coming."

Does anyone remember this because I think I've checked all the questions episodes and I can't find this moment.

it's the one about time travel, episode 199

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
They're not even paranoid about like, the FBI knocking down doors though. They're paranoid that the FDA might start looking at what's in the vapes.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011



l .... lowtax??

Arrhythmia fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Feb 8, 2017

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
OR the trash fuckers, or the food fuckers

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

Okay so I was hearing it correctly I guess but what on earth does that mean? I'm not from America and had two TV channels growing up.

It means he really desired for both Gia and Claire to some how turn into Tanner.

Honey B Fine.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

sout posted:

I've never listened to Lou's podcast, I assume he does it solo?
I think he's great on F Plus, but I dunno if I could stand the grosser stuff without 4 or 5 other people in the call laughing about how disgusting it is.
Might give it a listen though, though this latest one is maybe not a good starting point?


The F Plus watch fetish episode made me angry when that guy borrowed someone's watch to jack off on it, not as bad as eating it of course, but don't jizz on people's stuff without telling them dude :(

You should find the reconstructed opening to the "how to masturbate" episode.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Djeser posted:

You should find the reconstructed opening to the "how to masturbate" episode.

You mean this one! :haw:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2M4g8iYGfCQNHBFVGc4Z0I0RkU/view?usp=sharing
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that is, indeed, some stephen king poo poo

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I,for one, would play Old People Death Simulator for the Sega Game Gear.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

rumble in the bunghole posted:

DOOP DE DOOP! SHOW ME YOUR POOP

man every now and hten this phrase floats through my head so thank you for telling me which episode it was from

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Perpetual posted:

What? No, this person wanted Danny Tanner and Claire to get married, thus becoming a part of the family and taking the Tanner name.

HONEY B FINE

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

GNU Order posted:

Apropos of nothing I remembered my favorite reading of all time, for the guy who crushed up Ritalin, put it in his dick and butt and tongue piercing, then put on roller blades and cruised for hours.

Ep 241 to relive the magic

"He made it 20 meters, HWWAAUUURRGGHHH" is one of my favourite bits.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Adam is the funniest guy on the fplus by sheet virtue of Football Congress

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Alaois posted:

I LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING ABOUT BUTTHOLES except the poop

No don't ask the anal crusader that!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

change my name posted:

This episode was really good (and gross), but I'm dissapointed no one said "speak and splooge".

Speak friend, and splooge

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Harrys razors is NOT a law firm

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Guy Mann posted:

I genuinely wonder if the F-Plus episode about Bad Dragon effected their sales, podcasts are already such a nerdy thing that I can't help but imagine some curious people found out about dragon dildos through F Plus and figured "hell, I'll try it!"

efb, sort of

Dollars to donuts that bad dragon's customer base is so much larger than the fplus's audience that it didn't even move the needle.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Goddamnit, listening to Redpill dudes' posts always makes me so loving angry

How do you feel about thefplus employing Boots "Voice of the Spearhead" Raingear?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
get the box outta here! get it aaauuuuwwwwwttt!!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
speaking of red pandas, does anyone want to lick one's butthole?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

rumble in the bunghole posted:

"ANYBODY ELSE GOING TO THE SEX PARTY?!?"

I WANNA GO TO YOUR SEX PARTY

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
patrick82 is the single best individual in the entire podcast

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Cockreuben warriors

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Waffleman_ posted:

Omelette du frottage

lmao i missed the joke in this one

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I'm starting grad school.

I remember, back in the day, there was an E/N of this guy who was trying to find reassurance that skipping his first two weeks of grad school to go to burning man was a good idea.

Anyways I think the point I'm trying to make is it couldn't turn out worse than him.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Djeser posted:

I'll pull another Cum On Food if the tracks are recovered somehow :clint:

please let them be lost please let them be lost please let them be lost please let them be lost please let them be lost please let them be lost

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

Man for some reason Frank's 'you wanna boo me???' after his rear end Credit joke bombed was one of my favorite F Plus moments in general

I'm pretty sure that was Adam Bozarth but yeah, great stuff

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lumbermouth posted:

Now telling the difference between Jack Chick and Acierocolotl? That's a real challenge!

Jack Chick is the one who's actually on the podcast regularly :smith:

Also, Jack Chick is the one without a Quebecois accent

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Benny the Snake posted:

Is it just me, or has there been a drop in FPlus content quality?

I thought r/askreddit and the burp-fetish episodes was pretty boring and the wikiporn episode was forgettable aside from the play by play stuff, but the stuff before that I enjoyed. Haven't listened to the newest episode though.

Guy Mann posted:

Extra Credit is a fan show, don't hold it being terrible against the real thing.

heh

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