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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Hey Cole and any Florida GiP posters. Go vote in the morning. Yes on amendment 2 so we can all smoke trees legally.

I early voted last week. Problem is we're going up against sheldon adelson. He's supported legal pot everywhere else, but he's fighting John Morgan for the governor's spot. He's dumped so god drat much money into attack ads saying "THIS IS SO TEENAGERS CAN GET WEED" so I'm worried :ohdear:

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bitcoin bastard posted:

Why is this a constitutional amendment anyway? Did Florida actually put 'no weed' in their constitution? (This wouldn't surprise me.)

Because that's the only method for state wide legislative referendum, iirc. The legislation wouldn't pass it so an amendment is the people's only other way to speak out.

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bitcoin bastard posted:

Oh, I forget that every state isn't like Oregon. Here, if you get the signatures, you can put pretty much anything on the ballot.

Yeah. I just love that the supermajority amendment didn't itself reach a 60% supermajority.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTufedsr88

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Lazy Reservist posted:

The rank or the plane?

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NTT posted:

By the time your shirt looks like that, it's not being worn for much longer

If my chest/abs looked like that I'd wear my shirt like that all the time.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Apparently I can pay some money in game to put a beacon on my truck that will attract pokemon.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

We were telling you that yesterday

Yeah that's why I'm talking about it. I repeat myself a lot. :420:


gfanikf posted:

Yeah but that's only incense. I thought that the one the attracts stuff for others is if you can add a lure module to a pokestop?

i just want something temporary like when I'm set up behind the bar.

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Knowing the japanese there is already a ton of hunting going on at the Arizona memorial. I was actually surprised at the joking and selfies when I went years ago.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

It was their one win against us that wasn't highly phyrric in outcome. Let them enjoy it a little

Plus when I went to Hiroshima I kept pointing out smiling people and saying "looks like they still know how to have a blast here"

:lol:

Hiroshima was really cool, no lie.

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All shifters were originally on the column. Imagine your standard H pattern three speed transmission except your shifter is sticking out the right side of the steering column.

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dscruffy1 posted:

I've only ever driven automatics and I only use the parking brake on hills. But then I also point wheels to the curb so whatever. Never had any problems.

Well, it depends on whether you're facing uphill or downhill. If you're facing uphill, you want your wheels turned away from the curb where facing downhill you want them pointed in.

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Pesticide20 posted:

I would like to work for your brother and you.

:same:

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Aranan posted:

Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

https://www.getgrinds.com/

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Soulex posted:

Drug tests suck. I am glad that I no longer have to be piss tested.

I have had to poo poo while doing that once. It is embarrassing. Especially when he gags but has to watch.

I did almost every piss test while making GBS threads. That's the best way to do it. Also most pecker checkers are volunteers.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Some people in cleveland are losing their god drat minds that people are planning to host an 0-16 parade if they remain defeated.

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Memento posted:




Next man makes a move, the friend of the family gets it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPBp6DOwgU

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The navy version of that since rank was on our sleeves for the longest time was some guys holding another sailors arm around a pipe and then tacking on his crow with a wrench. IIRC he lost his arm as a result.

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Smiling Jack posted:

Well this is actually true

there was zero supply involvement with any of my arms and ammunition on the ship from tomahawks to 9mm. The navy doesn't trust supply with ordnance or weapons.

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Oct 13, 2005

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hitler was gacked out on amphetamines like no ones business. Check out the evolution of his signature over time:


From an actual signature to a lightning bolt and a tornado.

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Like a god damned litter of half siblings.

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Godholio posted:

Ahahahahahaha he's going to wish he had gone overboard.

Nah. He's brokebrained. If he had a weapon he would have probably plugged himself. There's a reason they airlifted him off the ship asap for medical evaluation. If he's like a former sailor of mine, he'll be medboarded out before too long.

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A whole lot of jackassery of some sort is how.

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Memento posted:

They've started finding them in the flooded compartments. There's really no other way "10 sailors missing after collision" ends, is there.

Unfortunately not. They got hit right where there's an overflow berthing usually used for khakis.

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MurderBot posted:

Anything in Oregon is the tits and i'll fukken fight you IRL if you disagree

The first bundy trial that acquitted the ringleaders of their bird refuge was in oregon sourced with oregonion jurors.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Like others pointed out, Ermy wasn't supposed to be on camera originally, but absolutely no one could be a DI like him so it made sense to just let him do it. Kubrick had to call cut at one point to get him to explain what a "reach around" was after he said Private Cowboy (I think) looked like the kindof guy that would gently caress him in the rear end without one.

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There were midshipmen that get kicked out of the NROTC I was at for going to miami during break to film pornos.

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Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation.

I still type most of my posts with two spaces.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Dick Burglar posted:

I wonder if any double-spacers have even noticed that the forums only recognize one of the spaces between sentences.

Test. |One space.
Test. |Two spaces.

Hit quote and check for yourselves.

That's because html doesn't display multiple spaces in a row. That's not forum software doing it, but rather standard html rendering behavior for basically as long as html has been a spec.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Eleven and twelve are cool in my book.

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joat mon posted:

Unless you use Imperial measurements, then its up to 16.

Also forty for the same reason.

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Oct 13, 2005

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so how about toilet paper roll orientation

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DoktorLoken posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with our overall male culture. :wtc:

If you have women friends who are cool enough with you to tell you about their tinder and you'll see some poo poo.

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Oct 13, 2005

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My idiot nephew got permanent DQed by the army because they found out he’s diabetic at meps. He’s a skinny twiggy fucker so this caught all of us by surprise. It really sucks for him because his escape valve from the rural shithole he lives in just vaporized but at least he’s not going combat arms!

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Casimir Radon posted:

Wandering around the desert getting shot at is still probably better than living in Whitetrashistan.

Yeah I never was against him enlisting somewhere, but I wanted him to at least get a decent gig. I still want to find him a way out, but I don't really know anything off the top of my head that'll save him. As it is he'll probably hang around his deadbeat dad and their wannabe biker gang (they claim they're a kinfolk chapter) until he knocks some fat girl up then he'll end up in some dead end manual labor job to support her.

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Godholio posted:

Buy him a tapout shirt and subdued flag hat.

Like he needs more.

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Melthir posted:

Have him look at welding or IT.

Welding is more up his alley. He had an opportunity to go that route at jobcorps but pissed it away on security guard school that he then dropped out of.

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LingcodKilla posted:

He dropped out of security guard .... school?

Job corps had a “security professional” program that he was in following his GED classes. He dropped out because it was boring. He opted for that over electrician.

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Oct 13, 2005

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Do I need to whip out tshirt.xlsx again?

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