pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/yvonnethebird12/status/1110018749409554432

Bit pissed at my local weatherman for not predicting this freak sandstorm that’s made my eyes like this today.

Icon Of Sin posted:

My dad just sent me this of the boys back at home



Just another lazy Sunday ☺️

Stravag posted:

Leeloo corgis multipats! MUUUULLLLLLLLTIIIIIIIIIIPATTTTTTTS!

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Luca is happy Lando had a good day. He listened to all of it.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

He sometimes gets excited and climbs up to get closer to me

I really love this boy

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Just posting to say Luca got a treat this morning for being the best boy that wakes up at 3am to say goodbye to me as I leave for work



I love this goof, i really do

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I caught my stepson’s nana (who isn’t a dog person) giving Tarkus some loving ear scritches today when she thought no one was looking

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I got this. Your ribs are safe while I'm on watch. Go sit down. They'll be fine.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Meet Luca, helpful smoking dog

Icon Of Sin posted:

That’s the junior pitiful face. He learned from a master of it, though.

This was Brandy, and her preferred begging method of “falling on your feet in the kitchen, waiting for food to mysteriously drop” (and it always did, somehow 🤔)



She was a yellow lab, and thought she never had enough attention paid to her. If 2 people were sitting on a couch, one of them could pet her for like an hour straight, then she’d walk over to the other person, throw a paw on their lap, and give them the “NOBODY HERE LOVES ME, WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? 😢” face, compete with big puppy eyes, ears back, and I swear she could frown too.

...it worked every time

This is also the only pic I’ve got left of her, stashed on Imgur of all places.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Git dat Pit Pat lots of pats, stat.

Click Beelay posted:

I understand that I'm still new to this whole dog parent life thing but sometimes I find myself watching her eat dinner or chasing her ball or whatever, just being a dog, and suddenly I'm hit by this almost overwhelming feeling of "wow, I love you so much, dog". I can't remember the last time I felt a feeling so strong about anything really. And this is nice.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Listen if you tell a dog to go from A to B and he dresses it up a bit but still accomplishes the task then that’s a real good dog.

FrozenVent posted:

Look he rotated, specify the axis next time.

Stravag posted:

Happy bday Monty you goodest goodboy

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

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ATTN: ALL FORCES

TRIPLE THREAT IDENTIFIED

CONDITION WHITE DECLARED

REPEAT

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GERMAN AND RUSSIAN INFILTRATION ONTO NZ SOIL

AT 1030 HOURS ELEMENTS OF THE RUSSIAN AND GERMAN SPECIAL FORCES SIGHTED BY OPERATIVE TWO FINGER

TWO FINGER REPORTS LOCAL RESISTANCE TOTALLY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST COMBINED FORCES

CALLING IN TARGETTED RECONAISSAINCE EVOLUTION, AIRBORNE TROOP SUPPORT

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Merton Blask posted:

Willingly inviting a slow-burn heartbreak into our home seems scary, and maybe we’ll chicken out, but dogs don’t care. Dogs just wanna be dogs and do dumb dog stuff every day they get, and they’ve got the exact life they wanted if you can get enable that for however long.

ElMaligno posted:

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/ClydeHusky/status/1169698726345986048

BigDave posted:

Chubbs is a top-tier dog name though.

Naked Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWopfQ3kMMQ

Stravag posted:

Edit: gently caress bike people. rear end in a top hat almost ran over Kedah because the warning i had of him coming was the sound of his tire on sand about 10 feet behind us and she jumped left to see the noise and i went right so we were spread across the trail. Fuckwit didnt bother saying anhthing at any point

StrixNebulosa posted:

wake up in the morning, turn on my lamp, realize that I'm sleeping sideways again, look to my right and -

Icon Of Sin posted:

Have a pic of these dane puppies that haveto be making the cutest little squeaky puppy noises right now



(Sent by a friend)

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Jay Rust posted:

Naked Bear posted:

e: LOWTAX

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I submit that Lucahouse is better built and more aesthetically pleasing than Groverhaus

CeramicPig posted:

Napoleon getting a few z’s before his grooming appt

Memento posted:

Then he lay there trying to dig it out until I fetched it for him.



Three minutes later.



I thought they were supposed to fetch for us?

Goober Peas posted:

Those ears were made for scritches

Icon Of Sin posted:

So, someone dumped a husky near work today, in an area popular for dumping unwanted animals. This is the same area one of our maintenance guys saw someone kick a puppy out of their car (which he took home with him that day )

She doesn’t have a name, but I think it’ll be Julie. There’s a husky rescue in the area that our intern is going to drop her off at tomorrow.





Poor girl was a bit nippy when we first got to her, but she was starving. I grabbed some dog food from my boss’ office (no idea why she has it there, but whatever) and we coaxed this good girl into our intern’s car. Intern took this good girl to the vet to look for a chip, and there wasn’t one...just a raging thirst (she drank somewhere around a gallon of water).

I don’t have words terrible enough for shitheels that dump dogs in that area. There’s barely any freshwater for miles in any direction, nothing for a dog to really eat, and when they go down to the canals to drink (it’s brackish, but they’ll try it sooner or later), there are good odds of a gator waiting for them. At least we found this girl and got her a second chance

Stravag posted:

Shes been super clingy the past couple days all of a sudden

Edit: and shes been given a bunch of cookies

Pigsfeet on Rye posted: