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SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Krispy Kareem posted:

There was a guy doing this in 2008 (well, a lot of guys - but this one was profiled in the media). He had like 6 houses in different states, all bought using equity from previous homes. The moment home values went south the whole scheme fell apart. Since he lied on several of the mortgage applications, he couldn't even discharge them in bankruptcy.

That would be Casey Serin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Serin) of IAmFacingForeclosure.com fame. These Aussies are literally Casey x3.

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SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Not all cruise ships have real poker in the casino, and even on those that do you will be unable to find enough action to make real money.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

NancyPants posted:

did practically every VW owner go from having a fun car to a piece of poo poo that they're going to hate and can't resell?

It's called "getting the full Volkswagen experience."

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Pickups have been popular here forever, but the $60K luxotruck is definitely a new beast. I keep waiting for one of the manufacturers to find the market top in this segment and am shocked at how well they do every time they blow through another price barrier. At this rate, the $100K 2021 Platinum Deluxe F150 Brougham appears to be headed for reality.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Renegret posted:

Anyone mind explaining what's actually going on?

He's engaged in a form of investing that is little more than legal internet roulette. The Casino (aka his broker) is no longer offering him the most favourable terms for his bets and he's pissed about it.

Apparently his broker offers zero spreads to new account holders. They can bet that XYZ stock will end the day above or below a threshold of $X. If you pick the right direction, you win $85 on a $100 bet.
He is no longer being offered zero spread. If he wants to bet on XYZ stock, he has to pick above $X+Z or below $X-Z. If the sock finishes between $X+Z and $X-Z he loses no matter which direction he picked.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

pr0zac posted:

Is the change (your value Z) implying that his bet must be some amount greater or less than the current value of the market?

It's important to realize in this situation that the casino gets to pick the values of both X and Z. And by doing so strategically they can make it arbitrarily hard for him to win the bet.

So in the zero spread scenario, there is a 100% chance that the bet is winnable (you just have to pick the right direction). Once spread enters the picture there is a <100% chance one side or the other wins and a >0% chance the house wins no matter which direction you bet.

SlapActionJackson fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jan 5, 2016

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Exactly what it sounds like. A refinance where the new loan balance > the old loan balance and you walk out of the closing with a check for the difference.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Phone posted:

I still maintain that if you're complaining about taxes, you're not nearly as rich as you think you are.

This is every bit as stupid as "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

antiga posted:

He got into big negatives because he failed to adequately set safeguards (such as automatically exiting the position after some predetermined loss).

The stock gapped overnight. Having a stop-loss order in place would have left him in exactly the same position.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006


Post the decree or GTFO

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

SixNineSoFine posted:

Re: Tesla and tax fraud chat

I'm no tax expert, so correct me if I am wrong. But the IRS frowns upon claiming more withholding allowances than you are entitled to. If IRS publication 505 is anything to go by.


I suppose if you truly expect to have all your withholding refunded and indeed had it all refunded last year you should write "Exempt" on line 7 of your W-4. Not write a eyebrow raising number under allowances.

BWM: Jail time + fine for "willfully failing to supply information that would increase the amount withheld". For a Tesla no less.

Eh, the IRS rules concerning timeliness of withholding for W2 income are quite generous. Basically as long as you get sqaure by Dec 31 and don't owe under-withholding penalties for the year they don't care how uneven the actual withholding was. I used to do something similar back when bank accounts paid real interest and deferring most of my withholding until Nov/Dec netted me a few hundred dollars a year.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

MrKatharsis posted:

AAA is BWM since you can get a tow add on to your car insurance for like $10.

Auto insurance tow coverage charges per car and only covers your specific cars. AAA is both cheaper for 3+ cars, and they will also tow any vehicle you're willing to stand beside and wait for the truck.


Wickerman posted:

:captainpop:

that shouldnt be legal anywhere

And now you understand why Prop 13 got passed in the first place.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Sundae posted:

Yep! I'm in Burlingame too. I'm excited for the rent control ordinance because my wife and I are filthy renting proles.

Ah, so you're in favor of prop 13 after all, you're just annoyed that the windfall went to someone else.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Factor Mystic posted:

This plan could work, if the boarder had gotten a horse from someone else to give to the person who wanted to withdraw. It's only a problem if everyone needs to withdraw all their horses at once. But it's better to just leave your horse in the market and let the boarder take care of it.

Fractional reserve horse.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

BarbarianElephant posted:

Yes, Malthus, the poors keep breeding. You ever thought of what would happen to society if only the middle classes had kids?

We'd finally have the solution to generational poverty?

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Dwight Eisenhower posted:

If social security taxed income past $125k it'd be pretty hard for it to go insolvent.

That it still doesn't is pretty mind boggling.

If social security means tested benefits it'd be pretty hard for it to go insolvent.

That it still doesn't is pretty mind boggling.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Nail Rat posted:

What the gently caress would you even DO with a 9,000 square foot house as a first house?

That's got to be a typo or he's confusing lot size with building size. Even in our gloriously cheap exurban wastelands, housing isn't *that* cheap.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

therobit posted:

Have Tesla's sticker prices gone down? I have never seen an invoice for one at less than 95k. I guess it must be the options.

Base P60 starts at $68K. It's the loaded P90Ds that are $100k or close to it.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

AA is for Quitters posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/5w4x3y/im_30_and_have_1825k_in_student_loans_totaling/

Took out 182k in student loans.
Makes 50k/yr
Has almost $500/mo car payment
Wants "more house" for their as of yet unplanned children

You missed the best part. She gave up a .25% rate reduction so she could implement her own weekly payment plan. To save money on compounding interest.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

BWM: Not understanding how your withholding can differ from your actual tax liability.

SlapActionJackson fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 16, 2017

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Except you roof out of being able to deduct student loan interest at like 150k AGI

160k for MFJ. 80k for singles. And the phaseout starts at 65k/130k. The student loan interest deduction is pretty limited in practice.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Renegret posted:

Unless it's for boarding their own god drat planes jesus christ southwest get your act together

Southwest has the fastest plane turnaround in the industry. Cattle call boarding is not going anywhere.

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

curufinor posted:

this but unironically

being overleveraged isn't like hell, they invented hell to explain the experience of being overleveraged
the great religions of the world mostly came up in response to the first financialization of the world economy and the loving depraved things that led the first financiers to do

edit: actually you may have meant it unironically? ?___? I mean it unironically tho

finance is like salting food, but for economies, you need some, but you need the right amount and it's damned hard to take out having too much

Why do you hate poor people?

cowofwar posted:

Wtf is a quitclaim?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quitclaim_deed

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

curufinor posted:

You think that getting 5% down or 0% down mortgages makes people less poor or is in any way a good decision?

How else are they going to get on the property ladder?

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SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

quote:

I received a box from a company recently, which allows you to try clothes on before deciding what you want to keep and then return what you don't want to buy.
...
Out of the £897's worth of clothes I received

So Columbia House finally moved on from CDs, I see.

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