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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You'll be getting more more than just a lawyer, CharlieFoxtrot. You'll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace, a $99 value, as our gift to you.

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

IMJack posted:

Nineteen.

Hit me.

Twenty.

Hit me.

Twenty one.

Hit me.

Twenty two.

:doh:

No, no, no you have the.....Royal Sampler

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

https://vine.co/v/bE20YVzmIrt

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:




AHHH! It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!




No it doesn't :)

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

IMJack posted:

No bathroom, only klavkolosh. Bathroom in tower, tower.

Put it in H.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

BigDave left his briefcase. Hey, it's full of shredded newspaper.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham posted:

Aw, the zoning disk is warped.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Monday_ posted:

It's Raining Men?!

"This things I believe"

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth? Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

That fat, dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hard ball.

A bloody end for TMMMadman... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Class3KillStorm posted:

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Nine-hundred dollarydoos?!?!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

DizzyBum posted:

They post without juicers,
They post without blenders!
They post without flungers, cabdabblers and smendlers!

Now do Classical Gas

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

The Nastier Nate posted:

Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Jerusalem posted:

CRISATUNITY! :stare:

TRAMBOPOLINE! TRAMOPOLINE! :supaburn:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:



That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.

I believe it was a boaking accident

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian …Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

Not quite my lady love-though sometimes I wish I had

:slick:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. It never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

He stayed up listening to Queen?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham posted:

I cast thee out! :catholic:

Something Awful mods say the phony Do Over Ham can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want.

It had to be terror sweat :stare:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:


Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love.



The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

What about us brain dead slobs?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

FanofPortals posted:

I certainly shouldn't have said...it was illegal.
Ehhh it's too hot out today :sweatdrop:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Thanks BigDaveabinstanciano!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham posted:

We're talking the original goon from Hell.

Oh my God! He killed the original Do Over Ham!

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

York_M_Chan posted:

I guess you're right, TMTamzarian.

Can I borrow your copy of Swank?

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