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Writer Cath posted:Do they still sell those frozen bananas? That's great, it's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid.
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jscolon2.0 posted:
Your father's not supposed to help you build your costume but you should at least consult him about it.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:...except TFR and PI. The freak forums. Ugh, I should've got off at TCC.
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The Dark One posted:Quiet, you fool! His spaghetti and Moe balls can be ours! Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls!
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The Dark One posted:Uncross those sites, mister! The Dark One, lower those eyebrows! AND the other one!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I'll find him a good home!  ...and I did!
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mrfart posted:Purple? First of all, my hair is green not purple. I've got nothing to work with here. "We the purple"? What the hell was that?!
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MondayHotDog posted:**maybe NSFW** All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you...
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jscolon2.0 posted:Why do all the students reduce it to RDRR, and no one reduces it to 2R4? I mean, are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magic school for the gifted or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. But seven goes into twenty-eight four times!
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Man Alive! posted:And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher... Hey Man Alive, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?
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Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!
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Writer Cath posted:Yer goofy lookin' Your appearance is comical to me!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to have sex with little girls. So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas! What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Welcome Candy Convention, Room I 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards. Oh no, her clothes are coming off! Heehee! Hey, y'know who would love this? Men!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My friends, the devil walks among us! I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car.
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Mister Kingdom posted:
If she's so smart how come she's dead?
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jscolon2.0 posted:If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will! I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!  Ow!
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Deviant posted:I wash me self with a rag on a stick. I've got rocks that need washing at home!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Oh, "Boo!" yourself! Oh, be nice! 
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, they'd probably want to spend time with their families or something Well, you're closing, it's getting late, my kids are probably wondering where their daddy is...  There's got to be some other place we can go! Thank, Jerusalem, think!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did somebody say "Box kites"?! No!
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jscolon2.0 posted:That's because you're a robot, Hogburto. Let's see if they wore underwear back then! 
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Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.Jerusalem posted:The SituAsian Slow down, slow down! Who's been stealing your thoughts?
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Well, if I was thread OP, I'd sure find better things to do with my time! Like getting quotes about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln back as separate posts. President Quotes, pffft, what a rip-off! I quote day in and day out....
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Daktar posted:Gabbo is coming! Look CharlieFoxtrot, Garbo is coming!
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jscolon2.0 posted:But not you O Holiest of Gods with the wrathfulness, and the blood rain, and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me." jscolon2.0, that's not God! That's just a waffle that Daktar tossed up there.
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FishMist posted:You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful! Behold, the masked dancer is me, LOCUST! It is I who have won your acclaim!
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DrBouvenstein posted:I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know. Aw people can come up with statistics to prove anything, forfty percent of all people know that!
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Jerusalem posted:....unbelievable.... What?!
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Writer Cath posted:My insulin! My raisin roundies!
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! You are out of sperm.
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Daktar posted:Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllisa! stolethemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!
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Spiffster posted:It's all right, I'm a teacher! If he can teach a class, he can teach a class! I mean, I can teach a class!
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Spiffster posted:But wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended! Was President Lincoln okay?
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Jerusalem posted:Any questions? LOCUST FART HELL, Associated Press. Is this a joke?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Let's see, I don't have a speech prepared, but... abra-cadaver! If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm not gonna lie to you, Drink-Mix Man..... Mister Kingdom it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
drat YOU WALT WHITMAN! I! HATE! YOU! WALT! FREAKIN! WHITMAN! LEAVES OF GRASS MY rear end!!
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I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I'm a torso! Oh no, blood!
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