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IMJack posted:Room 1!: Quoting Convention I have laryngitis and it hurts to quote. So I'll just say one thing. You never quote anything right.
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MondayHotDog posted:Look at him, sitting there. Eating that apple. What's he planning? No more apples in the vending machine please
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May 30, 2014 16:43
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Are there any jive talking robots in this thread?
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Jun 4, 2014 11:36
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It's all here: fast kicking, low scoring and ties? You bet!
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Jun 12, 2014 20:41
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Do over Ham posted:Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling. Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed... ...and, er, disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there. ... Gut him! Ah, le mot juste!
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Jun 13, 2014 21:53
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Do over Ham posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. There's a
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Jun 16, 2014 16:33
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TMMadman posted:Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the quote without MondayHotDog! Send a ham to his widow.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:13
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Aww, nothing gets chocolate out. See!
Jorghnassen fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Jun 26, 2014 |
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Jun 26, 2014 11:19
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Ixnay on the Oojay! BloodDesk! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
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Jun 29, 2014 02:35
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero, and you did it with style and dignity, and -- hey, you're not breathing! Don't people usually breathe? What have I done to deserve such a flat, flavorless
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Jul 1, 2014 16:59
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TMMadman posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
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Jul 2, 2014 16:56
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Cesspool, cesspool, cesspool!
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Jul 4, 2014 17:39
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Mmm. Strawberries. ... Ah, that's good. Hey, Lendl! Choke! Choke! Yeah!
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Jul 6, 2014 15:51
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Everything Counts posted:Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem! Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for fun, fun, fun! The people are already here, we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down!
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Jul 7, 2014 04:03
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Couldn't hurt... unless the monkeys start hurting people. Which they almost certainly would.
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Jul 11, 2014 02:02
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Have the Rolling Stones killed! RIP Tommy Ramone
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Jul 12, 2014 12:17
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TMMadman posted:Mmmmmmmm..... 64 slices of American cheese. It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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Jul 15, 2014 21:27
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Wow, I had mustard? 
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Jul 17, 2014 16:11
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gingerberger posted:Celebrate your countries independence by blowing up a small part of it Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir.
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Jul 18, 2014 01:14
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I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.
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Jul 29, 2014 20:10
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Skeesix posted:Well he's a hungry young fighter. In fact tonight he's fighting for a sandwich. Skeesix, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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Jul 30, 2014 04:42
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gingerberger posted:Are you gonna eat it? *pause* Yes. 
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Jul 30, 2014 11:47
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My hair. You chopped off my hair! Oh God, I'm ugly! 
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Aug 3, 2014 20:10
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TMMadman posted:Yabba-dabba-do! I like talking to you! Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-to-ry. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. 
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After The War posted:Ice cream! We're all out of ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream! Chili! Red-hot Texas-style chili! And we got gingerale: boiling-hot Texas-style gingerale! Texas...
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Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage. RIP 
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Aug 12, 2014 01:48
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DrBouvenstein posted:Ye olde toast. And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold... 
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Aug 12, 2014 20:49
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Do over Ham posted:Jerusalem, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman]  I just love Bart's blank expression, the new computerized animation doesn't do this sort of thing anymore
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Aug 13, 2014 13:39
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TMMadman posted:
IT'S WHISPER QUIET!
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Aug 14, 2014 17:07
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Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!
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Aug 21, 2014 22:14
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MondayHotDog posted:Expand my brain, learning juice! Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
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Aug 31, 2014 17:18
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The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.
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Aug 31, 2014 20:01
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Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.
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Sep 5, 2014 11:45
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Red posted:Eww. All right! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back. Aw! I actually bought a rare used book on Amazon that I had been looking for for 28 years...
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Sep 6, 2014 00:24
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The Dennis System posted:Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN
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Sep 6, 2014 11:30
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Applewhite posted:You mean Cerberus? /\/\One of my all time favorite jokes in all of the Simpsons Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.
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Spectacle Rock posted:Hope I didn't brain my damage I like stories. 
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Sep 17, 2014 00:50
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Must... destroy... mankind...  Hoo, lunchtime! 
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Sep 21, 2014 16:04
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MondayHotDog posted:I've seen this warden turn down brownies. Honest to God, brownies! What a charming fellow.
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The secret ingredient is salt.
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