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MondayHotDog posted:Then I'll just keep these. That wasn't part of our deal, MondayHotDog! That wasn't part of our deal! 
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holttho posted:Taft, you dog! Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions! 
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jscolon2.0 posted:I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. It's a lot cheaper than actually going to the movies. I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Camus can do... But Sartre is smar-tre Yeah, well...Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter. 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp! I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:18
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Class3KillStorm posted:Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone! Buenas noches, mein Führer! 
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Sep 17, 2014 13:35
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Jerusalem posted:Like it gray do you? GRAY LIKE YOUR HEART!?! Quiet, Jerusalem, the dog is barking!
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Sep 18, 2014 00:31
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh, Do over Ham this is a live post and not the preview window Uhh, election in November. Election in November. 
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Sep 18, 2014 13:53
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Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury! 
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Sep 18, 2014 20:42
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm new in town. Be there a cool Loch where a lass can wash her long red hair? It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! drat Scots! They ruined Scotland! 
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Sep 18, 2014 21:25
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They probably shouldn't have asked for £30 million in taxpayer money to fund the perverted arts. There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:47
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Do over Ham posted:Yes, we have that one in England, too, MondayHotDog.  It's...it's still warm. 
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Sep 23, 2014 13:23
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Applewhite posted:First they hate other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me. Of course not, you're a robot.
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Sep 23, 2014 21:38
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The finger thing means the taxes! 
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Oct 7, 2014 15:25
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Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry! 
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Oct 9, 2014 15:19
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Deviant posted:It's a pornography store. Whatever you're planning for tonight, count me out.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:45
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mrfart posted:If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:53
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Skeesix posted:Roark loves that water! My ears are burning! 
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Oct 15, 2014 17:08
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 Hello? Itchy and Scratchy Land open for business. Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on! My last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!
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Oct 21, 2014 15:47
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CatchrNdRy posted:Go back to that "infamy" guy. 19...1939! Oh, my God, I've gone back in time! I've got to warn everybody about Hitler...and get to the ice cream store!
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Oct 23, 2014 15:29
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Jerusalem posted:First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Jerusalem! "Oh, I can't go to prison, Roark! They'll eat me alive!"  ...say, I wonder if this Skeesix Nixon is any relation?
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Oct 27, 2014 15:44
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The Nastier Nate posted:Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that? Aw, I gotta go. My drat wiener goons are listening.
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Oct 28, 2014 15:45
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me. '70s leading man Do over Ham has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may remember...woman? Huh, okay!
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Oct 29, 2014 16:49
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CatchrNdRy posted:He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princy Awards By the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek... I got back at him, though...him and that little boy of his.
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TMMadman posted:
I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, TMMadman. We didn't all go to Gudger College.
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MondayHotDog posted:Mayor Jorghnassen supports revolving door Leper's Colonies. Mayor Jorghnassen even released IMJack, a goon twice convicted of attempted shitposting. Can you trust a man like Mayor Jorghnassen? Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
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Nov 3, 2014 16:27
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TL posted:The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence? And we're seconds away from the 100-meter butterfly. While the East German "women" are shaving their backs three thousand miles away, the Americans are heavy favorites!
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Nov 4, 2014 20:32
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After The War posted:No one who teaches Quoteology could be an evil man! AfterTheWar? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
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Skeesix posted:... Ew! Dispose of it. And, uh, send a thank you note to Skeesix, DoctorWhat, Root Bear and Boardroom Jimmy.
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Jun 19, 2015 21:19
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Mira posted:Trendy guest posters were shamelessly trotted out to grab ratings. That's all well and good for you, but I used to quote the Simpsons here all night and every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to quote. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the quoting groove!
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TMMadman posted:Ham, let me make this perfectly clear: I have no dog. TMMadman, are you wearing a tie to impress Do over Ham?
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Jun 21, 2015 14:43
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Do over Ham posted:[looks at ballot information] Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves!
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Jun 25, 2015 16:18
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TMMadman posted:Sorry, Mr. UnderHell, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies...no, I don't like that. Or that. It's not that I'm afraid...I'm going to hang up now, bye!
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TMMadman posted:Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles… Dickety? Highly dubious.
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Do over Ham posted:See you in Hell! When you get to hell, tell 'em Roark sent you!
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Jul 15, 2015 15:58
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Everything Counts posted:Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials? That's it, Everything Counts: he knows the whole hot dog song! Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lock of your hair to remember you by.  It's just me and you now, lock of hair.
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Deviant posted:Your flesh mother used to quote Futurama.
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Deviant posted:Just say slavery. Now which way to the welfare office?! 
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Jerusalem posted:Wait a minute.... Statue of Liberty..... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! I don't think this contest is over yet, "Jerusalem"...if that is your real name. I believe there is still a little something called "The Swimsuit Competition".
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TMMadman posted:Not back, avenge deaths.  That's funny...I used to be allowed down there.
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