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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

TMMadman posted:

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

There's a crazy man with a scalpel in the OP! He's demanding to see a quack! :ohdear:

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.

Go, Soccer Mummy! You taught me to believe in myself!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

skooma512 posted:

NOBODY likes Milhouse!

Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem's video will posted:

To my favourite poster, Striking Yak, I leave 272 gifs

:haw:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I busted whatever hand it is that I write with, so I'll just type this one thing. You never quote anything right. :mad:

Uhh...It's my first post!

Striking Yak fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 3, 2014

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Captain Foxy posted:

But what to do with poor, poor Striking Yak? Too crazy for Boy's Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. Child was an outcast.So we did the only humane thing. Chained him up in the attic like an animal and feed him a bucket of quote heads once a week.

Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

The Dark One posted:

You can't post that! Quotes can only be portioned out by the cosmos!

Like, y'know, whatever?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Goons With Spoons? Disputed Forum? Who called all these weird places!?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

IMJack posted:

Please don't tell anyone how I live. :(

Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are "Mr. Nerdstrom" and "Mr. Boogerstrom".

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

The Nastier Nate posted:

Oh man, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?

Can it be a talking pie? Pies are easier to draw.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Perry Normal posted:

Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?

Hey, Perry Normal, heard ya swearin'! Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not IMJack's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see, poison.

What if one of us has been good and the other one's been bad?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Gin_Rummy posted:

Everybody dance now!

And the award for Best Thrash Metal thread goes to...

Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie?!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

quote:

I just put a quote in your crummy thread! :smug:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No forum would ever gas a stupid newbie thread!


...maybe Pet Island.

If I'd hit the remorse button one more time I would've made it. :(

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Mister Kingdom posted:

That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!"

We're tried nothin', and we're all out of ideas!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

He says that Spanish and Italian are the same language.

Pepito, The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

What the hell are you doing with my quotes in your thread, Cry Havoc? :toughguy:

A moderator in an ape mask is still a moderator!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Gin_Rummy posted:

Don't. Jerk me. Around.

Yeah, Gin_Rummy, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

:nws:Hey thread, I couldn't afford to get you a new drum...So how about a nice pair of bongos?:nws:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

grilldos posted:

Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Don't kid yourself, grilldos. If a goon ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Ainsley McTree posted:

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out "three" and wrote "zero."

I'm sorry, I thought that said brain haemorrhages!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

yak in heat

Do over Ham, can you set the oven to cold?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Did you realize there is a correlation between the drop in quality of Simpsons Episodes and the rise in gang-tag related posts? Think about it!

TMMadman, come quickly! Jerusalem's quit his moderator job and joined a violence gang!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

TMMadman posted:

Your know, Striking Yak, in many ways you and I are very different people.

Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T! :smug:

SEX CAULDRON!? I thought they closed that place down!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

DizzyBum posted:

DoctorWhat dolls for sale, $2! Buy 'em and burn 'em!

Quote crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Does it have an appointment?

I don't have an appointment with any large men.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Dumber, sir!

Look Who's Oinking! Look Who's Oinking!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

I'm pretty sure that's Do Over Ham in the air, soaring majestically like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees...He's literally floating in his own juices.

Striking Yak fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 3, 2015

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

DizzyBum posted:



I wash myself with a raaag on a stick.

You've changed, man. You used to be about the music!

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