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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Redeye Flight posted:

This strip and the last one really loving annoy me. Why is this complainworthy? It doesn't strike me as a request that any other kid wouldn't have gotten from some old lady.

And, dude, TWENTY BUCKS! Twenty loving bucks! When I was that age that was a goddamn fortune.

You see, Huey is a militant black activist but sometimes he reaches too far to take offense or see discrimination.
:redandrover:

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Indolent Bastard posted:

[b]Mike du Jour



:stare: Jesus Christ, Doorknob.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Office Hours can get pretty bad. This is the first one in a while that's made me think "I must post this to the thread," though.

Wait, that isn't a modern joke caption? :psyboom:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

The_Other posted:

Pretty sure this is cause the IWW was opposed to the United States entering and fighting World War I, as were most Socialist/Anarchist organizations at the time. Interestingly, similar groups in Europe were also opposed to their countries entering the war, but gave lip service of support after their countries started fighting.

Also the association with anarchists, who at the time weren't college kids posting on the internet but promoted "propaganda of the deed" which included things like assassinating the President and attempted assassinations of a whole lot of world leaders.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Jane's World



What? Who the gently caress's Alexa?


When Jane's World is on a roll it's really good but the rest of the time... :psyduck: I have a harder time with the characters than Doonesbury and Cancerbean combined. At least in those strips every character can't be described as "an attractive woman who has dated every other member of the cast"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Flagrant Abuse posted:

The Phantom is going to kill that lady. :ohdear:

Josh posted:

Hey, remember that time in 2005 when a blonde lady discovered the Skull Cave and then the Phantom erased her mind with mind-erasing drugs? Long story short, the Phantom is going to erase this lady’s mind with mind-erasing drugs.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant


Holy poo poo.

I can't remember exactly where but something I was reading about dynamic comic artwork used that last panel as an example.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Jane's World



This should be interesting. I don't think we've ever met Jane's Mom before.




Okay Paige, this is funny. It's entertaining. I want to keep reading it. Now don't cut away to CIA Lesbian's current problems, don't do a flashback to Jane 4 girlfriends ago, just keep the story going.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I find something comforting in one of the last Soul Circles being a Black Panther. :black101:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

There's a reason I wrote this comic strip off a long time ago. When he's on, it's brilliant. When he isn't, it's so very tedious.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
I'm more vexed about celebrating Arthur driving the Angles back from England.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dr. Dos posted:

How come Luann's the comic that gets mp3s of songs in the strip and not Sally Forth?

Is it bad that I've been thinking that a three-piece all-female teenage horror-punk band would be hella more marketable than a me-too pop song?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Midnight Moth posted:

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Uh to signify the coming of spring, of course. Then we can leave the up all season and not take them down a week later.

Patron saint? That sound pretty Romish to me. :colbert:


Mike Peters and Greg Evans, but who's Billy H?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Tiggum posted:

I'm honestly starting to hate this comic. It's full of obnoxious arseholes and recycles jokes more than Garfield does. I liked it for a while, but it really didn't take long to wear out its welcome. Rather like Liō or Scary Gary, it's funny enough when you haven't seen much of it, but it just never really moves beyond its basic premise and just keeps reusing the same things over and over.


Speaking of Lio, he needs to add Garry Trudeau being a lazy gently caress to his "parade of poo poo comics" repertoire.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Trent posted:

I'm pretty sure Lio's parade of poo poo comics is really parade of zombie comics in reruns or on their tenth author while original artists starve.

I know, but I'm just really annoyed with Trudeau.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth





I don't know who these people are, but Mary is SHOCKED!

Tommy is one of the best things to ever happen to the strip



Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Beeg posted:

This was one of the handful of comics that was picked up by Ted Rall when he was in charge of United Features' comic strip division.

On top of my head, the strips Rall picked up were this, "Diesel Sweeties", "The Knight Life", "Secret Asian Man", "Minimum Security", plus editorial cartoonists Matt Bors and Mike Lester (Lester and Rall are friends). Of those strips, only "Knight Life" and Bors are around, with others being discontinued (Family Tree is in reruns); Lester moved to Washington Post Writers Group.

Also every one of those is loving terrible.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Jane strings together a theory in today's Jane's World




I'm starting to think that Paige is just as confused about this strip as I am.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I feel like we're being baited.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Is anyone else looking at certain Wee Pals and thinking "I hope this is/is not the one he goes out on"?
Because this would be a great one to go out on.


Julet Esqu posted:


Nothing wrong with being a sensible person. Prefering to think things through doesn't doom you to become a Gunther or a Miss Phelps. I don't like Luann at the best of times, but today it's making me resentful. :mad:

Feeling a little defensive, are we?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

don Jaime posted:

Tea is what separates the civilized from the savage, drink up.

I may start posting Geech. I got bored with Lio's "Look, another monster!" joke and just haven't given a poo poo.

Sounds good. I also remember laughing at Geech when I was a kid and am curious about how it holds up.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EasyEW posted:

Seriously, the current Prince Valiant team looks like they're really in love with the idea that they get to do Prince Valiant every week. It's the same feeling I got from the Gravelines Prison arc in the Phantom.

They are good, though I did like the Cullen Murphy run. The father took over the art from Hal Foster and the son, who wrote the scripts, has a degree in medieval history from Amhurst.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



Upcoming: a week of Cindy wallowing in the living Hell that is Cleveland, Ohio. Or more to the point, creating her own personal Hell out of the raw materials that Cleveland provides. Oh, who am I kidding, that would be almost exciting in an aggravating way. She's probably just going to kick about how not NYC it is, the way high-lar-ee-ous people do.


High school popular girl turned big city news anchor Cindy Summer certainly would make an offhand reference to Siegel and Schuster's contract woes! That's some great in-character dialogue you can write, Tom Batiuk!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Julet Esqu posted:


The Amazing Spider-Man


Foreshadowing For Dummies™

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Hahaha, this guy is just the worst at everything.

I'm just hoping we're not in for a month of him going through this whole other treasure room saying "dunno what this is"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
That's life science not earth science Gilchrist you hack! :argh:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Man that was good.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Darthemed posted:

Calvin And Hobbes

trombone


Wait...
That cartoon isn't in any of my collections. Where did that come from?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Beeg posted:

On my copy of "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes", it's in book 1, page 274

I don't have that one, I have all the annual collections. Did they not reprint all the comics in those?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Andorra posted:

I don't know which it's in but I know I've read it before, and I don't have the Complete Collection either. You must have Chinese knockoff versions or something.

According to the database it's only in the Complete, while the following one (let's hear some water running) is in Yukon Ho!
I just checked my copy of Yukon Ho! and it goes from this one to the "let's hear some water running" with just a Spaceman Spiff drawing in between. How odd.

e: apparently it would have been found in Something Under the Bed is Drooling but wasn't reprinted there. It's only one of two comics with an unusual reprinting history.

quote:

The strip for May 23, 1987 was reprinted in The Essential Calvin and Hobbes and The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, but was missing in Something Under the Bed Is Drooling.
In the strip, Calvin drops a teabag into a glass full of ice cubes, hoping to make iced tea.

Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Mar 29, 2014

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Kiss my front-butt!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Andorra posted:

And thus begins an infinite loop.

I hope we find out that there are like 5 seedy jungle guides in the jungle prison already.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Calaveron posted:

Yeah, and just look at these absolutely enormous fuckers!



That's a hummingbird.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Calaveron posted:

Who look about as big as a raven because like those pictures that guy posted, there's no point of reference.

Other than the "4-5 feet" text?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Tiggum posted:

The weird thing is, the Sunday story is written by the same guy, but it's actually good. Maybe he just can't write two good stories at once?


No, I don't like it. Eddodd and Jackelrod both work perfectly as single words, but you just can't do that with James Allen. :geno:


Don't forget the transitional Doddelrod.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Bismuth posted:

Other than Zits, Stone Soup and Luanne, how many comics feature two black/dark haired parents with a blonde or ginger child? How common is that actually in real life, I thought dark hair was usually dominant.

Sally Forth, for one.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Bismuth posted:

I thought Ted had light or blond hair, or is it a different kid/family with that setup?

I've seen it colored as light brown but, well, colorists.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mister Kingdom posted:

Dancing the Twist was fun. Not whatever the gently caress it is you're doing.

Gilchrist you loving hack

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Actually its meaning is pretty plain. Also it's a paraphrase from Polonius's advice to Laertes which you'd know if you ever opened a book that didn't have wiring diagrams in it you misogynist sperglord.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

Yeah Gilchrist has posted multiple statuses on his facebook about how great "Think and Grow Rich" is since I started following him.

It's the The Secret of the last century and maybe not in copyright at this point?

quote:

Think and Grow Rich is a 1937 motivational personal development and

:roflolmao:

And I thought that his being stuck in the past wasn't funny.

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