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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aliquid posted:

we should get little burning ballots during election season

No, little shot glasses or liquor bottles. Far more appropriate for the DnD crowd.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zeroisanumber posted:

They always turn to poo poo. It's not even a slow progression, it's basically OP ---> poo poo.

Maybe we could use it as a honey-pot to ban some of the worse posters? Plus it'd be hilarious to watch.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Amused to Death posted:

Has there ever been any kind of study on why old people wear their pants so high?

As you age your crotch recedes into your chest cavity.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

Conservative comedians aren't comedians, they're just guys who become popular because they say a lot of racist things with a funny look on their face.



I don't know much about Clarkson because I don't give two shits about cars and I only watch BBC for TNG reruns, but holy hell his teeth look like something you'd expect from a racist caricature of a British person.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
For those who don't want to wade through the SCotUS thread, what happened?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

I mean, failing that, I'll take examples of comedy that makes fun of the underside of any dualistic power relation.

You ever notice how the proletariate walk like this, but the bourgeoisie walk like this?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chantilly Say posted:

Dan Ackroyd isn't that funny anymore either. Remember his rant in Blues Brothers 2000--it's okay if you don't--where he goes off for a few minutes about how kids these days all listen to rap and hip-hop and that's not real music?

When I think of how Dan Ackroyd isn't funny anymore I think of his insane alien conspiracy rants and how 9/11 scared away all the extraterrestrials and now they won't talk to us.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I think a lot of the Freep thread is punching down. Freepers are often very old, sickly, dirt poor, and impotent in more ways than one. But that doesn't make making fun of them any less funny or satisfying.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

JonathonSpectre posted:

Are there people who think the Freep thread is funny and not a horrifying, cautionary look into a culture of end-stage psychopathic hatred of everything in three-dimensional physical reality? :stare:

Because that thread's about as funny as a tour of a loving death camp circa 1944. I LOL pretty often at what I read on SA and I honestly had to stop reading the Freep thread because it was just so incredibly depressing to be reminded that people who have demonstrably learned at least the basics of reading and writing at some point can be so unbelievably vile towards the entire world outside of themselves.

Freepers themselves are not funny. Jokes at the expense of Freepers are. But it's certainly an acquired humor, and not really one you should want to acquire. :smith:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

TheImmigrant posted:

I don't see much humor in gathering a bunch of like-minded people to mock someone unpopular, as abhorrent as that person pr group is. Seems pathetic and lemminglike. Definitely not cracking debate.

It's not meant to be a debate. So I'm guessing the entire point just flew way over your head.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Eh, once you hit 80 floating around for a while and then exploding might not sound so bad.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Speaking of conservative comic actors, Malcolm in the Middle and Sheriff Joe are buds.



Malcolm is a lovely conservative? Aw man.

At least the best character, Dewey, is a good person, right?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

Thanks :tinfoil:

Also I am apparently the most reported poster in this forum "by far"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHF9itPLUo4

What?! You aren't even on the top 15 of bad posters here in the Disco. You're barely top 30 at best!

-EDIT-

You aren't even top 3 for this thread!

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jun 30, 2014

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

Are there even 30 regulars?

Hell if I know. It wasn't exactly a scientific estimate.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paragon1 posted:

Have we considered deporting Amergin to Somalia? Or maybe the moon?

No, we need to somehow force Amergin to talk more about his crazy political ideals. That way maybe we can show him how they're stupid.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

When I was begging Xylo not to close my cop thread.

It's got that many reports? I skimmed the first two pages and it didn't seem bad enough to warrant mass reports.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

Naw, the stink of previous controversy was adhering to me

No offense man, but the gun thread closed a mere three days ago, and your posts in the USPol thread...

It's not like your reputation on these matters is ancient.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

I was the soul of wise, measured posting in the gun thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

OK, but enough meta poo poo, let's spend a minute reflecting on how awesome Abe Lincoln's slippers were.



This just proves Lincoln was the most adorable president.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Avshalom posted:

Hello everyone, my name is Avshalom and since the start of this year I've had numerous recurring dreams that the ghost of Ariel Sharon is my friend and sends me on cryptic quests that I inevitably fail. It's nice to meet you all.

IDGI

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Avshalom posted:

I dreamt that he told me to deliver a seminar on the Truth, but on the way there, I was distracted by a young Indian orphan selling lap harps in a back alleyway. We had a harp-playing competition. I lost decisively. As the people jeered, I went on my way only to find that I'd missed my own seminar appointment by several hours and the building was now locked behind a barbed-wire fence. When I told Ariel what I'd done, he told me that he wasn't angry, just disappointed.

I knew Andy Koffman wasn't dead, but who could have predicted he'd wind up here?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

What's the racist term for a Belgian?

Chocolatier.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Plus it's nice to have a thread where people aren't constantly at each other's throats. That poo poo gets super tiring.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Just the midwest being the midwest, I guess. :shrug:

#NotAllMidwesterners

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pope Guilty posted:

I thought Burning Man was the libertarian Burning Man.

Not enough people reciting Galt's speech verbatim and from memory for your average Libertarian's liking.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Raskolnikov38 posted:

"In a damning piece of evidence, investigators said they had found an encrypted communication programme hidden on his computer. The hidden programme was disguised as a weather app, and activated by searching for a weather forecast for New York."


Goddamn that's clever.

You'd think they'd want to set that to a city that no one would randomly search for. Like Boise, Idaho.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I like to think that tiny countries like Monaco do spy on us, and the US Gov knows about it but let's them anyway because they're just too darn adorable.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

kelvron posted:

I still listen to ska, because I am a child inside.

The hell is ska?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pope Guilty posted:

Are you like 15?

No, I just don't listen to weird made up hipster genres.

kelvron posted:

Punk with horns.

That sounds loving horrendous.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chantilly Say posted:

Anecdotally: when I went to Europe a few years ago I went and checked out the sex museums in both Amsterdam and Berlin. In Amsterdam it was the history of porn, vintage erotica, antique sex toys, and the like. In Berlin--for one thing, there was a bar attached, and buying a museum ticket got you a free Carlsberg, and for another, the museum was a few racks of antique and vintage stuff and then a series of multimedia displays showing, with projected 3d animations, detailed diagrams, and helpful narration, how the deed is done.

Were there any laser-light shows set to Led Zepplin music?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't drink. :colbert:

In retrospect this isn't surprising.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ReindeerF posted:

Like most of what Whedon does it's watchable and okay and heavily overrated by nerds.

Yeah, I'd say this is a fair assessment. It's alright for what it is, has a few good moments, and is entertaining to watch once.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

paragon1 posted:

It's like 60 pages actually. And no, it really isn't.

It's kinda like DnD's own mock thread, except instead of terrible webcomics it's terrible political ideas.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I click on this thread once every couple weeks (it moves super fast) and this is the third time in a row ketchup has been the subject of nearly half the posts on the latest page. I have no idea what to make of this. :psyduck:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

pangstrom posted:

What did the D&D chatting posters say to Who What Now who had fallen behind the thread?

Ketchup.

gently caress you.

Wait, no, I really walked into that one, I only have myself to blame. :smith:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Yikes I forgot how lovely old GBS posters were.

"Were"?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Farecoal posted:

i just want to say that left-wing opinions are correct and right wing ones are not. thank you

This, but ironically unironically.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

This whole ALEC strategy of massive restrictions based on woman's health concern trolling has been, iirc, 100% struck down in every court ruling it's faced. SCOTUS isn't going to touch RvW so I'm not terribly concerned. Liberals can be just as hysterical over perceived outcomes as the pearl clutchingest church lady. Relax yall.

No, that strategy has actually been wildly effective in states like Texas, Mississippi, the Dakotas, and Arkansas.

EDIT: Last I heard Mississippi, North and South Dakota, and Arkansas all had only a single abortion clinic for each state because of multiple restrictions placed on them all culminating in a blanket ban in all but name.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

My Imaginary GF posted:

tbf to the current SCOTUS, the original Roe v. Wade was a bit of an overreach for its time that has resulted in an end to moderation on the issue.

I'd have preferred SCOTUS to have handled abortion like they have gay marriage.

Huh. I'd rather the SCOTUS have handled gay marriage the way they handled abortion. Rights shouldn't get to be put up to votes.

Also, I've never understood when people say "Oh, the SCOTUS would never take a case on abortion/gay marriage/[insert hot button issue here]". Their whole drat job is to take cases like those, and it's not like previous rulings have never been overturned either in part or in whole. There's nothing magical about Roe v Wade that protects it from further cases.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
zoux how, exactly, are women supposed to make their demand for open clinics know so that the Glorious Free Market (peace be unto it) to open them up again?

e: grammar and typo

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