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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

failfox is garbage and you're on the wrong side of history if you use it

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 08:18

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:29

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

It is a great day. RIP gwx

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 11:01

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

infernal machines posted:

it's amd isn't it?

Via

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 08:14

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Ludwig van Halen posted:

I did the windows 10 anniversary update and now all my settings and documents are gone. what the hell???

no. all your files are exactly where you left them.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 03:21

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Windows 10 anniversary trip report

Main PC now Hangs with unhappy face every 5 minutes of use. Macos Sierra working perfectly on macbook. More to come

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 22:40

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

shipping damage isn't a spectrum, it's two points: undamaged, and destroyed

dude deserves the full value of the machine from UPS

I think the man collecting this poo poo can tell u all. About a spectrum

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 16:58

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

atomicthumbs posted:

good thing i noticed this window sitting behind all the other windows

thanks windows for freeing up my calendar to tell me what time works for me

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 19:17

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

in other news go gently caress yourself

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 19:17

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

rjmccall posted:

are you claiming that when the windows terminal sees a unicode character that isn't in the active font, its response is to say gently caress it we'll just reinterpret the encoding using the active code page and render that

because that would be hilarious

what does your heart tell you

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 19:17

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Android spectrum disorder

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 03:19

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Endless Mike posted:

groove is definitely what i would call my business product

Groove is the current name of their lovely music streaming service. Not to be confused with xbox live music

Quote: On July 6, 2015, Microsoft announced the re-branding of Xbox Music as Groove to tie in with the impending release of Windows 10. The new brand utilizes the Microsoft-owned "Groove" trademark formerly used for the unrelated product Microsoft Office Groove (now OneDrive for Business).

Joe 30330 fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 30, 2016

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 08:30

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Sagebrush posted:

it's no different from insulting someone by calling them "retarded." i've taken it out of my personal lexicon of derogatory terms. you should do the same.

(i'm still hanging on to "sperg" for now)

No. Shut up

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 07:38

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

qirex posted:

probably the same minds who brought you "deleted emails in outlook need to show an unread count in the trash can"

The same mind who brought you "ctrl+F to find something in an email? gently caress you"

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 08:00

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

carry on then posted:

https://mspoweruser.com/project-neon-windows-10-first-look/

my money's on fake, but if not, lmao

Doesn't say Plex, therefore this is fake

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 17:44

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lmao bugcheck

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 22:16

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

anthonypants posted:

Next flight of Windows 10 sounding good

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 08:21

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

A Yolo Wizard posted:

outlook for ios has completely stopped working with my gmail account, and their chat support has also stopped responding to me.

You make awful decisions

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 06:32

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

akadajet posted:

i made this in the horrible new incarnation of mspaint. couldn't figure out how to punch the hole in the 'P'

Yes this seems about the correct amount of effort

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 07:27

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

duTrieux. posted:

if you search bing for "spelikans" you get the definition of "pell mell". this apepars to be because of jules verne.

algorithms are weird.

You're posting off-brand. Bing is a verb, you do not search bing

# ¿ May 19, 2017 06:20

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Wheany posted:

https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2017/05/23/announcing-windows-10-china-government-edition-new-surface-pro/
"Announcing Windows 10 China Government Edition and the new Surface Pro"

these loving names

With Windows 10, Surface, HoloLens, and gaming we want to inspire a new generation of creativity everywhere in the world. I can�t wait to see what you will create next.

Thanks,

-Terry

Therry

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:16

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

orange sky posted:

and gently caress microsoft sales I don't care

Most of these people got laid off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv8PPl7ANU

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 07:28

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Speaking of Ms breaking updates, I tell my Mac to update overnight and when I get on next it says update failed and 100% of thr time it's due to some poo poo Microsoft application that refused to quit

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 09:16

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Raluek posted:

what does this mean

It means he doesn't know what a low pass filter is

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 08:26

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqO0nOgVD8w

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 00:54

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

jony neuemonic posted:

ms throwing in the towel on qa is a real bummer, because despite the bugs win10 is still pretty good. i have to use 7 at work and it might as well be a reskinned win95, it's just so clunky.

You're right, Windows 7 isn't the same without redundant control panels

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 08:44

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol if you record yourself playing video games. double lol if you loving sit down and watch someone else play video games on the internet.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 03:11

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

anthonypants posted:

how many lol if you get paid for it

Like a lot of lolz at the system that is enabling this kind of bank to be made at playing vidya games that I�ll never make

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 06:57

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

infernal machines posted:

congratulations on being an old using a computer

Windows 10 is bad

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 08:53

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:29

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

I still want to know what retard fuckup piece of poo poo decided ctrl+p should be pause/play instead of space. only MS could gently caress up that bad.

Google ctrl F in outlook.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:42

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