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tell him you saw a woman with her elbow exposed right behind him
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Sep 11, 2014 19:17
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cast enlarge satan
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Sep 11, 2014 19:18
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claim that the guard is not a true muslim as he has only ever said "God" and not "Allah"
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Sep 11, 2014 19:48
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ask him to take a selfie with you before you die
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Sep 11, 2014 19:52
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bend over and suck your own dick
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Sep 11, 2014 19:54
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:01
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Applewhite posted:>Create a Braille image of Muhammed and make Abdul feel it.
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Sep 11, 2014 22:31
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use your ventriloquism skills to trick Abdul into stepping on a nearby rake
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Sep 12, 2014 00:36
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describe what colors are like in great detail while he's crying because he will never experience the true beauty of the world club him over the head, take off your shirt, put on his mask and pretend to be Abdul
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Sep 12, 2014 04:46
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Change my vote to Gorman Thomas posted:>Bellow out "By Mohammad's grace, wrong tent Brother Abdul!" When he lets down his guard, suck his dick.
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Sep 12, 2014 05:30
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Offer to trade the gamerscore we've gotten from achievements in return for our freedom
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Sep 12, 2014 23:12
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run to truck stick your dick in the tailpipe
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Sep 13, 2014 00:46
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bury self in sand, with only your dick exposed to the surface (so you can still get oxygen). Wait until nightfall and hope nobody notices you
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Sep 13, 2014 00:50
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Atma posted:What the gently caress is a Caro? Caro is alive and well and I won't hear anything else
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Sep 13, 2014 04:09
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make sure its the real caro. ask if he has stairs in his house
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Sep 13, 2014 04:51
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do some donuts
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Sep 13, 2014 16:20
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rape Caro
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Sep 14, 2014 16:06
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Search for a pair of Truck Nutz to put on the truck
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Sep 15, 2014 22:25
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Slam into the truck chest-first, imprinting your poo poo-drawing of the Prophet Muhammed on the side. That way the terrorists will have to look away before they try to shoot you
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Sep 15, 2014 23:48
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WWKD What Would Kyoon Do
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Sep 16, 2014 02:35
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finalellipsis posted:>use pocket sand best idea ive heard so far
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Sep 16, 2014 04:47
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now that you have your goku pants: >scream for several hours
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Sep 16, 2014 05:22
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Let Caro drive while you mount the gun. Sexually
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Sep 16, 2014 13:16
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Go 88 MPH, travel back in time and stop Atma from depicting the prophet muhammed to save him
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Sep 16, 2014 20:03
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Disguise yourself as a sexy female terrorist to distract the guards. Have Caro take them out from behind.
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Sep 16, 2014 22:31
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walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:39
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wait till the 1st guard is out of sight then gut the 2nd guard with a knife its a boring suggestion but we're gonna need a fresh corpse for phase 2 of the plan
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Sep 17, 2014 04:06
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CharlestonJew posted:walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered.
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Sep 17, 2014 04:33
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.
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Sep 17, 2014 13:31
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Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield's personal frequency.
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Sep 17, 2014 15:35
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Walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered
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Sep 17, 2014 21:28
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Jonge posted:> Turn nipples to the brown note frequency
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Sep 17, 2014 22:34
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quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him
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Sep 18, 2014 01:19
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Omglosser posted:>throw satan at other guard whilst casting Enlarge Satan do it
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Sep 18, 2014 04:10
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wilderthanmild posted:I really wanted us to cast an enlarge satan spell and then tell him to attack the guards. This is just as good if not better. once this is over i dont think satan's gonna want to do what we say
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Sep 18, 2014 04:49
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Atma posted:
it's beautiful >loot corpses
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Sep 18, 2014 05:28
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My Imaginary GF posted:>lay hands on unconscious guards; see into their peacock-god dreams alternatively >kill 'em all. let satan sort them out
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Sep 18, 2014 21:24
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KungFu Grip posted:>Do your most racist impression of an Arabic person to reply to the person on the other side of the walkie talkie. Applewhite posted:>Use a Mrs. Doubtfire falsetto when you speak over the radio.
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changing my vote to this: Broenheim posted:>recite the john galt speech Applewhite posted:>In Mrs. Doubtfire's voice so they don't get suspicious. CharlestonJew fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Sep 20, 2014 |
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