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This is funny out of context. In context, at the time someone was building bombs inside the casing to those big industrial flashlights and leaving them around the city  They would detonate when someone hit the switch.
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The news last night had a story about two trick-or-treaters hit by a car. The video feed showed two huge boats that had crashed into a bridge. The newsreader was going through the story and says, barely pausing, "I think we have the wrong video".
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The thin blue line, keeping people from putting ketchup on subs.  http://sandwichpd.com/
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Karma Monkey posted:Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. The first rule is no tattling.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-oQ0DTaRc How to use an ice scraper.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:
Painting the map black
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Kavak posted:Is that a strap-on or some kind of dildo? It's a strap-on wireless microphone transmitter
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Kavak posted:Okay, why is it strapped to her inner thigh? I'm told that if one is wearing a dress, there aren't a lot of great places to hide it. If they are wearing a skirt or something belted, they can clip it back there. If not, there's a garter thing you use.
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schadenfraud posted:
from the article "Police investigating, so far no leads" 
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CrotchDropJeans posted:I love the bit where Cameron wakes up Larry to show him a mouse in the room so he can do his job but Larry's all "eh gently caress it." "Take it up with the union. This nap break is in the contract"
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Turfahurf posted:Apparently my idea for "Cat Court" wasn't as original as I had thought. We'll now take a brief recess. By way of reminder, we ask the jurors to please not poop in the sandbox
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Might as well be dodging all the buns
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Say Nothing posted:How did this thread get derailed by moose? That's what happens when you separate a man from his moose 
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Wonder what was exciting June so much the other 4 times.
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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire one shot or zero?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .36 caliber, the most powerful ladies' gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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canis minor posted:
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Baron von Eevl posted:Her sister probably married a guy and the nephew is from the groom's side. Ding ding ding
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vpmW1n7U Look at the fear in that ranger's face as he gets up from being dragged by a gorilla. That's the face of a guy who knows that a gorilla could rip him in half without even getting winded.
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"Sesame Street comes on at 9 and I am NOT going to miss it again, Linda"
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:The talk page of any given Wikipedia page will show that it used to be much funnier, and there were many arguments from humorless people that funny is inappropriate The best wiki talk I've ever perused https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3ACranky_Kong
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22 Eargesplitten posted:TBH someone should just be constantly reverting it back to that. DIdn't a FYAD poster harass and bully a wikipedia sperg to the point of suicide? The Emu War article isn't worth it. OK, maybe it is.
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Is nobody noticing the guy in the jazz dance pose on the right looking lightest-loafers of all?
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Why do they have to mention that the belt shop owner was black?
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Sir Lemming posted:Pope Francis leaves hospital; ‘Still alive,’ he quips The official word is bronchitis, but the more plausible rumor is bird flu that he caught from the cardinals
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