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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

fire the arzy alarm

:derp:

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

LinYutang posted:

trump is going to fall into an intense depression after he loses

All jokes aside, I wouldn't want to be in his immediate presence during the aftermath of his defeat. Or ever, really, but that kinda goes without saying.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Mirthless posted:

so if we went to war with Russia it would be like in civ when you get a huge resource advantage and then just loving steamroll the guys a full era behind you right

i still can't get over their cute little aircraft carrier



"I'm the only carrier Russia needs! Uguu~" (literally, they only have one for their entire country)

I dunno if you're old enough to remember the Kiev light carriers they used to have, but darned if those guys didn't give off a serious "little engine that could" vibe.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Lastgirl posted:

i wish cool poo poo like this was posted in the Cold War II thread instead of...

whatever the fvck's going on in there right now :chloe:

Nothing good, man. Nothing good.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

mannerup posted:

"hes making a pit stop here in washington and his under budget ahead of schedule hotel is really remarkable, it shows americans the tangible accomplishments of donald trump...

Ah, so still using undocumented laborers and ripping off his contractors, I see.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

brocretin posted:

i read dilbert when i was young for some reason

nowadays i can't really understand why though

The strip originally wasn't that bad, when it focused on mocking the banal idiocy of tech/office life coupled with Dilbert himself being a humorously incompetent boob. Somewhere along the line, it transformed into Dilbert just laying what Scott Adams thinks are sick burns on everyone, thinly-veiled misogyny often focusing on Alice, and Wally still being useless (the sole remaining bastion of humor in the strip).

Yes I regularly read both the D&D politoons and BSS daily cartoons threads how did you guess?

Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Oct 26, 2016

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Initially misread as "trump's senior corns advisor."

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

triple sulk posted:

imagine being a dog that had to have mike pence as its owner

There have already been a number of jokes about how much worse it'd be if he'd been Huckabee's dog, but that's no reason for me to say it'd have been much worse if he'd been Huckabee's dog.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Gen. Flynn and Kellogg have something to say about Islam and ISIS:
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/10/26/gens-flynn-kellogg-truth-about-whats-happening-in-mosul-hint-trumps-right.html

Kellogg and Flynn are on board the "we have a secret plan that will work bigly"

Between his secret plans and silent majority nonsense, I've been sorely tempted to call Trump a lumpier, stupider Nixon for some time now, but I just can't reconcile Trump's staggeringly incurious nature and refusal to put any goddamn effort into anything at all.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Peanut Wagon posted:

*fires first shot*

*spends 5 minutes awkwardly stuffing and rodding next shot into barrel*

*spills priming powder all over self, sets shirt on fire with next shot.*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

:holymoley:

also what's with the thread title rn

Trump is having an entirely legitimate campaign stop in DC today, which by total coincidence happens to coincide at the same time and place as the ribbon cutting on his latest doomed to fail hotel there. This is in no way a cheap trick designed to get free publicity, nor one that he has used before.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Yinlock posted:

tbf it's trump so 50/50 he doesn't have a prenup and just won't pay her

Or, given his behavior during his last divorce, threaten to disinherit her children if she doesn't acquiesce to everything he demands.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Squizzle posted:

she has a v cimpekking intellect and im admittedly fadcinatef w her presentation of her rhetorix/terriblevrich person garbagenideas

And here I thought jooseposting was passe.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

mormonpartyboat posted:

cant wait to get trumps opinion

It'll either be a thousand-word rambling mess that ultimately proves he doesn't know who Duckworth is, or find some way to double-down on his "gender integration is the real cause of sexual assault in the military" line.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Sir Tonk posted:

How much you want to bet he ran around the house showing it to everyone afterwards?

Well, waddle enthusiastically maybe.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Karl Sharks posted:

why did they nominate him?

Blairites, it turns out, aren't the brightest bulbs out there.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

:derp:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

babypolis posted:

wheres this from baloogan?

It sounds similar to Galactic Patrol, the third of E.E. "Doc" Smith's pulp classic Lensmen series from the late 30s.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

apparently you don't gently caress with harry reid

Reminder that Reid had to be physically restrained from beating the poo poo out of a dude who tried to bribe him once.

quote:

Reid served as chairman of the Nevada Gaming Commission from 1977 to 1981. When Jack Gordon, La Toya Jackson's future agent and husband, offered Reid a $12,000 bribe to get approval of new games for casinos, Reid brought in the FBI to tape Gordon's bribery attempt and arrest him. After FBI agents interrupted the transaction, as prearranged, Reid lost his temper and attempted to choke Gordon, saying "You son of a bitch, you tried to bribe me!" before agents stopped him. Gordon was convicted in 1979 and sentenced to six months in prison. In 1981, Reid's wife found a bomb attached to the family station wagon; Reid suspected it was placed by Gordon, although this has never been proven in a court of law

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

I'll be honest, this thread is nice but a bit confusing. People ask questions and they get a lot of answers except when they get no answers at all. Then people talk across each other. Some people are quite rude. Sometimes people write in-jokes that not everyone understands. Other people reply with gifs of sort of funny stuff that doesn't seem related. Then other people come into the thread and ask "what happened?" and other people make fun of them. Or they get answers. Sometimes people just write "Ed Balls"!

And now a lot of people are doing all of this at the same time! It makes it hard to read.

Ed Balls.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Hey IKs, can we rename the Trump Toxx Thread the Delusional Thread for Idiots and the Indie Toxx thread as the Kasich Commemorative Protest Vote Thread?

I'd rather leave the core titles as they are, though playing with thread subtitles is fair game.

Most of the indie thread are Jeb! toxxers, for some reason.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Princess Di posted:

I'm kind of into it.

But how would the Gary and Jill supporters feel?

I'd be curious to know, if you can find any.

I'm not actually curious to know

LinYutang posted:

abuela is seriously convinced that litigating this FBI thing for a week is going to work out, huh

It's not something that will blow over on its own, and unlike her opponent she actually knows how to campaign so engaging with the issue (as opposed to just blindly lashing out which spraying poo poo everywhere) might not necessarily be a terrible idea.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Uncomfortable truths must be faced, Karl Sharks.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Karl Sharks posted:

you forgot plenty of americans were totally cool with nazism

Reminder that during the second red scare, Americans who'd volunteered with the international brigades during the Spanish Civil War were labeled "premature anti-fascists" by various McCarthyite fuckos. Because apparently fascism should only be opposed once it hits certain levels of depravity, and is p. cool prior to that.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Phyresis posted:

Seriously? This is the line of reasoning you guys are going with here?

Shut the hell up about milk you retards.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

zen death robot posted:

Look who's in the pocket of Big Dairy over here :tinfoil:

VT has always been a dairy state and I make no apologies for it. :colbert:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Squizzle posted:

are there any bitter af bernouts still pitching pass-agg fits on the ol information superhighway

i need the subtle flavoring of schadenfreude from them to complement the trump people meltdowns on election night and the 9th

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Samuel Clemens posted:

Nonsense. After November 8, we can finally start arzying about 2018.

And the inevitable impeachment hearings.

Bunleigh posted:

Clean house at the FBI, fill every open judicial seat in the country with a 20-year old muslim lesbian abortion doctor from Vermont.

But we only have so many to spare!

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Railing Kill posted:

*~Choom Gang Defeats Fascism~*

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