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Snatch Duster posted:All these campaigns succeeded though? That didn't help Taco Bell. Apparently that stupid little chihuahua was actually a put-off in the aggregate.
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I'm happy for anything that reduces the demand for those creepy-rear end stalker dolls.
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Nipponophile posted:Even worse, that was the second giant failure of a campaign to push the Arch Deluxe as an "adult" burger. The first one involved Ronald McDonald hanging out in bars, smoking and shooting pool. For some reason, concerned parents didn't care for that too much. I saw the commercial where he died of hypothermia under a bridge crying for his dead wife and cursing an uncaring God. Really wanted a very specific burger, I can loving tell you that.
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Elfface posted:Isn't Light Beer low alcohol content? Why are they giving that a slogan which is basically "You'll get drunk and do stupid poo poo" when presumably light is for people who don't want to get drunk, or at least not so easily? They wanted something a little more sinister than "piss goes in, piss comes out."
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Red Robin is my chain burger crap restaurant of choice for when the need arises. I'd normally hate it, but after a long loving day of physical labor you just want to cram steak fries in your face. It's poutine logic.
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The MSJ posted:This is how The Cheat stays in business. Here the Cheat, have a trophy!
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Removing one row of seats can in fact mean more legroom for everyone else without retrofitting; it's why airline seats are on tracks. They revise the space ratios often.
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Well, I tried to mock it by kissing the spine of a book. You can get your lips around it but it can't do a lot for you, so I assume they're riding on their emotional connection, which if anything makes it more romantic.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:50
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bongwizzard posted:I guess so, but kissing is pretty great, I think those robots are missing out on some good stuff. I don't think it's fair to suggest that because one of the robots has a physical barrier to traditional kissing that their experience can't be as valid and fulfilling as that of two people with traditional lips.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:53
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oldpainless posted:IT lacks the intimacy, like trying to blow a dude with no balls. Right, but then are you insinuating a man with no balls (maybe from a war injury) can't feel full intimacy from a blowjob from the wife who waited loyally for him? That's a messed up attitude that you are projecting onto these robots.
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Jun 1, 2017 19:19
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:I started typing that post before you made yours. Don't waste your time on such a flimsy excuse. Probating the pro-human-decency poster and telling the pro-corporate-greed poster he's really gotta watch it because one of these days, if he posts tens of thousands of words of hate often enough, he might get a wrist slap, if he keeps doing it, really I swear someday it might happen, is a clear enough message on its own. Oh shut up.
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Jun 1, 2017 19:29
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Don't you have one of your dozen "teehee ima girl" threads to post in, dogfucker? I've never even owned a dog 
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:See, government regulation does work! That joke doesn't even make sense?
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Hey GBS do ladies like me, a lady, ever have trouble getting jokes? Ask me anything about my vagina! You really need medication, you have some really serious problems.
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Jun 1, 2017 19:36
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Oh I'm so sorry, I've been unfair. You do diversify: Yeah, because I'm interested in other people and their perspectives and experiences. I think it would probably help you feel more at ease with the world if you took the time to do that periodically, and reflect on why someone's experiences are different from your and how it has affected their development as a person.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:You're interested in yourself. I've literally, like not joking, really truly only ever seen about a dozen posts from you where you weren't talking about yourself. My friends have a drinking game about it. It's creepy and sad, like your animal porn. I not only think that's not true, but it's entirely beside the point of what I recommended to you.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Prove me wrong, nerd kween. I'd be loving delighted to stop seeing your inane personal anecdotes everywhere on this site. And if you think I'm not interested in other people your lily white rear end has a very narrow definition of "people." Unsurprisingly. Yeah, unfortunately for you, my investment caps at recommending to you that you get therapy because your approach to other people strongly indicates that you are not a happy person, and I don't think that this avenue leads you to a place where you will be happy with how you have experienced your life.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Gee, sounds like I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. Yeah, you really would benefit from reflecting on how you interact with others. You don't realize that your own anger sabotages what you want, and reinforces your perceived need to be angry. Why would you even care about what I do, one of seven billion people on Earth? Take up photography or something.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:You're like that girl everyone has in elementary school who furrows her brow in fake concern whenever the teacher's looking, and then goes back to pulling pigtails the minute backs are turned. And then she grows up and you find out she fucks dogs. Really, take some time for personal meditation and maybe take a trip to one of the Dakotas, it is a good way to center yourself and get away from some of the city buzz. And at least take the hint and revise it to catfucker, since I do have one of those.
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Barudak posted:I only watch films Im spoiled on. There isnt enough time in life to sit through films I can find out in mere seconds if Ill like or not like. TROLLS IS ABOUT DEVELOPING HEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS IN A NIHILISTIC FRAMEWORK
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Barudak posted:When I has just returned to the states as a little kid, like maybe five, we visited some family friends. They had a cat and I ignored it since my parents told me not to play with strange animals and I dont think I had literally ever seen one before. The owner asked if I wanted to pet it and then started walking me through how to be good with a cat. Finally they told me to hold out my hand while they also reached to pet the cat so it was comfortable. It clawed me so badly and deeply on my forearm my family had to rush me to a hospital to make sure I was ok. Wow dude you are definitely a werewolf or some poo poo, maybe just marked
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The important thing about Spam is that it is incredibly, incredibly salty so if you actually work your rear end off, it tastes amazing. Like poutine.
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Choco1980 posted:Today's photoshop contest on Cracked is filled with entries that fit this thread perfectly. Most of these are no big deal or obviously unintentional. People need to lighten the gently caress up.
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MrYenko posted:My favorites are the drugs for relatively benign conditions that also have horrific, life-altering side effects. Like Accutane, an oral acne medication: Accutane is a life-saver, don't knock it.
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Taylor Swift owns.
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crosshatch posted:That thing is almost exactly halfway between my house and my office in Old Town, so I walk by it every day and I hate it so much. Same, it's near my office and it drives me loving insane.
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Coke Zero is delicious and frankly it's hilarious that they've tricked millennials into thinking Izze is healthy.
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Why would I pay for what I get for free every month
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Phlegmish posted:It's a way of signaling your class and cultural capital, that you have the right tastes, aesthetics and preferences, like knowing that you're only supposed to eat steak rare. Not that that makes it wrong, of course. Or pretending raclette is fancy when it's just swiss cheez whiz
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You're still talking about bread?! Well, all bread publicity is good bread publicity.
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I get the adaptability and chronic illness excuse, hell better than some I'm sure!, but I've never seen that actually be the bread and butter of one of these businesses. At some point, that itself becomes a marketing gimmick that further takes advantage of those who need real help and not overpriced exploitative consumerist bullhooey.
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Barudak posted:Its even more more insidious; I hate purses as the top-level fashion item instead of jewels because purses suck poo poo and I just want to throw them around. also they intentionally made it purses because it doesn't matter if you're fat, they can just make the same garbage with no tailoring or anything. fashion has become a crap.
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big dyke energy posted:God my brain can not get around some parts of capitalism. That's loving insane. Rich people are bored. It's a game.
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Mu Zeta posted:Mitt Romney somehow has over 100 million in his IRA. There are articles about how he could possibly do it and no one can figure it out since for most of his life you could only put in a couple grand a year into it. The system is rigged. Were the articles written by morons? Because I can tell you.
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Barudak posted:Purses and high fashion are very stupid but thanks to my job I now have a vested interest in you all buying as many of them as you can afford. I like fashion, some fashion, but I hate purses. I only own like four and I get grief about it but I hate purses so much. I'd rather just madeline albright it up and have something gorgeous, well-made, and imperious like a nice st. john. "Pick why do you wear old lady fashion??" says person who only three years ago was probably wearing Juicy Couture like a middle-class tramp
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Krispy Wafer posted:Weekends? Oh no, having to wait years for an affordable apartment in the city where I live? That's unthinkable. an affordable apartment!
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Krispy Wafer posted:I don't know if you can compare the housing situation in Soviet Russia with apartment scarcity in a modern American city. I was actually thinking about Stockholm
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umalt posted:Autistic People loving hate Autism Speaks because of that mentality. In addition to how Autism Speaks believes that Autism is a disease to be cured, rather than merely a different way that the human brain thinks (that happens to have difficulty coping with modern society). yo I have a frisky dash of the 'tism and it's also ok to recognize we make people hate us because we're assholes usually unless we try harder. The reason our brain works differently is because it's broken. If you tell me it's ok to "act naturally" around people I will do things that are unpleasant to them that they have no reason to accept or tolerate.
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chitoryu12 posted:Also Pick has talked at length about her childhood in the past and I can absolutely guarantee that she’s hosed up by her parents and not any form of autism. Some of those things, like not being allowed to chew inside the house, were because of autistic siblings so it's not unrelated on that end either.
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