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Jastiger posted:At work and can't find it. How about those little rat things for the PSP? Oh, you mean... these??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP6JGh3Bmk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqHd4UysK9k 
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Jastiger posted:Seriously, someone got paid millions of dollars to do this? Marketing can have some pretty weird folks involved, but this reads more to me as, "poo poo, all we did was make a cool swoopy logo but now we have to justify getting paid a buttload of money for it, better throw some documentation together with a bunch of elaborate bullshit."
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Nostradingus posted:I ordered Pizza Hut last night and noticed that their menu is now pretty dramatically overhauled, and they're calling it "The Flavor Of Now." You have to make decisions on like five or six different variables now before you can order your drat pizza. Pretzel crust? Sriracha jizzed all over the top of your pizza? Just give me a plain-rear end pizza, you weirdos. Also noteworthy is the "Flavor Pioneers" section, featuring the "Official IJustine Pizza" and the "Official Rooster Teeth Podcast Pizza."  
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I could understand getting an imperialist interpretation from an American crew going to a foreign nation and "imposing" their culture on the locals, but it's not the Opium Wars or anything, it's just asking people to try a burger. I'm assuming McDLT got posted already but I can't get over Costanza dancing around with a gimmick cheeseburger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac
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Mescal posted:Uh, really? I've been reading these bullshit stories since 1996 and there's no proof behind any of them. But Snopes.com says the Coke story is PARTLY TRUE! Is Snopes still treated as a reliable source? Was it ever? I dunno! I'm a huge piece of poo poo!
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Rondette posted:Wait....do smokers right (left? IDK) swipe other smokers? Right is "Hot", Left is "Not", so I'd imagine they would swipe right for their own ilk.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I used to live with some people who really, really liked those shows and I just flat out couldn't watch them. With the crap those shows tell the viewer computers can do the things might as well be wearing goddamned wizard hats and waving wands and going "TADAAAA!" while the criminal just appears right in front of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh man, I was hoping it was going to be the NCIS "two people/one keyboard" hacking scene. Hey guess what, I have good news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
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Rain Temple posted:Even if it's just children's restaurants, how do parents not cringe and feel uncomfortable and awkward the whole time? They don't. They cringe and feel uncomfortable and awkward the whole time. I don't think many kids enjoy it, either. I've definitely seen a child burst into tears from all the attention on more than one occasion. 
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I've learned of so many terrible fetishes over the years, I would think I'd be thankful that the kinkiest thing my kid is into is a naked blue lady. For instance, what if he was looking... at this?!?! (  for eroticised venison)
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Noooo not another pie debate  Why can't we cherish the rich diversity of pies, the range of delicious aromas and flavors? What good comes of defining what a pie can and can't be? Why can't w--  jfc
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The White Dragon posted:Quiznos was still good enough that I was willing to overlook the insinuation that their restaurants were infested with vermin Or their ovens being sex offenders.
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How Rude posted:Why would you sell that when you can just buy the ingredients at the store yourself and make it in half an hour? Same reason anyone buys pre-made food: How Rude posted:half an hour
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Not remotely as creepy as the CG Laughing Cow commericals ( )
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mr. mephistopheles posted:Do you get scared by children's cartoons as well? That wasn't creepy at all. I didn't think the scarecrow was that creepy either, unless your point was that he was boring instead of unsettling.
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We'll just have to agree to disagree on what corporate mascots give us night terrors. 
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So you're saying theatre used to be like most anime, and Shakespeare is Miyazaki? And that the comparison I just made, right now, was really really good? Ok cool
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Amorphous Blob posted:Joe Camel is the coolest mascot ever. Dude looks like he's got a scrote for a face. Like his dilz melted right into his balls.
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Okay people, we're making a magazine cover that will get people excited about VR technology. Can you all handle that? Good work, everyone.
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No way dude that is sketchy as gently caress
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We refer to our sex partners as "mama," "daddy," "baby," and "grandpa" makes u think Edit: I've just been informed that I'm the only one that calls women "grandpas"
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Welp never had a kneejerk "Kill all marketers" reaction as hard as just now.
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Gotta hand it to the Trumpster, I would not have thought to put flames on my bottled water. Must be really fast water
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I for one relish the opportunity to drink out of a butt & dick. A pleasure I have not had since my Craigslist days
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It's like a more fetishistic version of the Fantanas. FutonForensic has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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1) Draw a cute lil swoop 2) Browse Wikipedia on acid for a few hours to justify being paid for your lil swoop It is pretty cute lil swoop though. Haha. Swooooop. Hahahahahaha
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Krispy Kareem posted:If it was deliberate it'd have some awesome fonts and maybe an ironically self aware mascot that could become viral. It would almost certainly not have that much white space. If you want blatant viral bait, why not try the Squatty Potty ad? I mean it's definitely going to get millions of views, and delivering that product's information in any other way probably wouldn't move nearly as many units (not a pun), but... I dunno. I don't like it.
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*Looks at a Denny's sign, points* Denny's! man I'm good at this game
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princecoo posted:Here is Australian supermarket Woolworths latest effort: "Trying to save money and grow fresher ingredients at the same time? What are you, retarded?"
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Nov 7, 2015 01:38
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"Not being like Gene Simmons" is really good motivation for me to try drugs
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Phanatic posted:nothing wrong with sodium  ♫ Then 'scuse me while I drink this entire glass of saaaalt ♫
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Zaphod42 posted:Slim Jim's advertising has always been questionable there is one that I've never objected to 
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Wanamingo posted:I buy lots of weird dildos... See also: social media links on any porn site Worst part is when you can see how many people actually Liked it.
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I keep seeing this YouTube ad for a poo poo anime game called Sword of Chaos. They blurred out the cleavage of all the ladies so it looks like everyone is fighting with their tits hanging out  Can't link it because the non-ad trailer doesn't have the censoring. It got me to not immediately skip the ad, so... good job? FutonForensic has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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My parents have a bottle of that stuff and every time I visit I have to deal with them snickering and asking if I want to have some Menage a Trois with them. What the hell! That's gross!! Then when I get mad they keep laughing at me! 
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Facebook lets you view edits. Here's what he had before:some dipshit posted:Don't want to get raped? Don't want your girl getting raped? 
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Strudel Man posted:ad for baby wipes has a song about cocaine. Is this a thing
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One thing I really don't like about Shane Co. ads and a bunch of other ads on radio is that they do these long, fake show commercials where someone "calls in" and complains that their spouse didn't buy them a diamond. gently caress man just tell me to buy your diamonds so I can go back to listening to my terrible music
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Len posted:Whatever happened to the freecreditreport.com songs? They stopped pushing that jingle when people caught on that the service wasn't actually free
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Non Serviam posted:Is it common for people in America to watch Super Bowl just for the ads? A friend told me she was doing that, and it baffled me. "I just watch it for the ads" is a common phrase, usually used by people to display how much they don't like football.
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