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Detroit_Dogg posted:Also Robbie Lawler would literally murder him. I don't mean in a joking manner, I mean Robbie Lawler would literally kill him inside of the octagon. He would be dead. And you don't want to see this??
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Aesop Poprock posted:How can anybody dislike Joe Rogan? Say the words "moon landing" within 50 feet of him and find out.
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Clearly the only way to settle this is to put CM Punk in a cage with Pat Barry.
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I get the skepticism of CM Punk but I'm pretty sure he could win a fight against the moldy bones of Bruce Lee. Hell I'd bet on him vs most corpses.
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manyak posted:I dont know who that is but if he was some 70s kung fu guy then yes he could very easily With a name like that I'm guessing porn star, but still probably the favourite going in.
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Lloyd Boner posted:Also Mickey Gall is apparently fighting Michael Jackson. I want to see CM Punk fight the King of Pop.
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CM Punk doing freakshow fights vs Michael Jackson impersonators and the like would be the best thing ever. Have him fight Doink the clown, Vanilla Ice, two midgets stacked in a bear costume. Then when it gets stale bring in Butterbean to murder him.
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The funniest outcome would be Dana finding the saddest string of cans in MMA history so Punk can go 20-0. Have him fight a guy with no arms or something. Maybe a couple legally blind opponents. In 10 years they can have him fight a 61 year old Ken Shamrock.
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Skinty McEdger posted:I would like to see Punk match up in a super fight with the last great Gracie trained pro wrestler turned MMA fighter Giant Silva. This is pretty much how it'd turn out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUGZ46xYtk
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Gonzo McFee posted:Kane would do a run in? Yup. Then they'd duel with folding chairs.
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fatherdog posted:There is absolutely no way CM Punk or anybody else has fought 16 smokers in a year, even at Rufussport I don't appreciate your insinuation that Honest Mike Bisping might have said something untrue. 
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ICHIBAHN posted:All of it baby. The whole thing WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY. Classic.
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Chromatic posted:CM Punk Vs. Henry Rollins He'd have to dress up like in the video for Liar.  Edit: Apparently he kept the costume. 
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Is Punk the Kevin Nash of MMA? Punk recreating the Fingerpoke of Doom in his first UFC fight would be awesome.
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The Singing Chav posted:..for two years. I dunno what's taking him so long. It only takes twelve weeks of TV to become The Ultimate Fighter.
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Ty1990 posted:1.5 years ago I thought this was cool and wanted The average sports fan.
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Heavy Metal posted:Guy gets herniated disk surgery and everybody's acting like he's chicken. He's Chick Magnet Punk, not Chicken Magnet Punk Oh yeah? Explain this.  Checkmate.
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Chris James 2 posted:Meltzer says Punk's fight is happening in August or September When is he scheduled to have his in training injury to delay it? July?
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So he gets to hang around in the gym all day, collect free healthcare and have fake fights with his buddies in front of a crowd of screaming people? I can't imagine he ever wants to actually fight, he must be having the time of his life. It's like kids space camp but for MMA-loving ex-pro wrestlers.
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Thauros posted:Ooh, Clevland's driveable and it's headlined by the Overeem/Miocic match. Might go as I've never seen MMA live, the card looks halfway decent, and I can say I was at what will probably be Punk's only MMA match. I dunno about it being his last match. He'll probably go on fighting D-list celebrities like Verne Troyer, Frank Stallone and Vanilla Ice. (CM Punk takes himself waaaaaaaay too seriously for this, but I badly want to see him in The Surreal Ultimate Fighter)
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Mean Bean Machine posted:I just want CM Punk to have the balls, for once in his life, to drink a loving beer. Drink your poison, he wants you to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuP8tqxeslY
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RZApublican posted:punk drink the beer Guy Fieri would ruin that too.
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I dunno, he goes to the gym to the MMA equivalent of astronaut camp every day then heads home to his hot wife to sit on a throne made of money and write comic books for Marvel. Oh and he's a Cubs fan in 2016. I'm guessing he's a pretty happy guy.
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nooneofconsequence posted:Feels like it was just yesterday when Punk debuted in ECW, clowning on Shannon Moore. He was the Prince of Punk and he was bringing sexy back.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5-cNTXd1M
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So when do we get Punk vs Gall 2?
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StarkRavingMad posted:He was basically a novelty act tonight and while it was fun to watch him get wrecked once, I hope they don't do it again. Screw that. I want CM Punk to get a ten fight deal.
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This needs to end with Punk vs Dave Bautista in full Drax the Destroyer makeup.
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Ex American Gladiators should be at least 2-3 fights of his ten fight deal.
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The CM Punk UFC Invitational needs to happen. Fights against Dave Bautista dressed as Drax, three American Gladiators, Peter Dinklage and a partner of his choosing, Tito Ortiz, Dustin Diamond, Jaxon de Ville the Jaguars mascot, Justin Bieber and Shaq.
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Brock Lesnar posted:is there a video of an old dude getting embarrassed so i could compare that to Punk's outing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlfmN1hPj5Y
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Joey McChrist posted:
Now his son is continuing the family tradition. 
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REVEEN CHAT NEVER DIE
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You're all overestimating how much wins and losses matter to an audience of pro wrestling fans.
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Venomous posted:wait, is Punk seriously still doing MMA He's retired and MMA is his hobby instead of woodworking or making model airplanes. It's a little weird he got a pro fight because of his wrestling fame, but not surprising he'd keep at it after losing. If a guy from a rec league baseball or hockey team got a chance to play with the pros for one game, it's doubtful they'd quit after the experience.
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Ryback after the weight cut.
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WrasslorMonkey posted:What's all this about CM Punk becoming the new POTUS? Best President in the world!!!
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coconono posted:Probably not the easiest solution, but they could make Punk a celebrity fight ambassador or some poo poo. Send him to feds on Fight Pass to fight their schlubs. Anyone good enough to be worth getting under UFC contact is already light years ahead of Punk's skillset. To get into the Ultimate Fighter house you have to beat CM Punk. In an Octagon, comic book shop, Whole Foods, doesn't matter where just as long as there's a camera running.
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Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs? Punk could fight him. Edit: in case anyone hasn't seen it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfl9PEmGws BGrifter fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:I'm not knocking Mickey Gall, I'm just saying that a 12 year old Japanese girl is a fearsome opponent and would put up a better fight. The documentary Kill Bill is proof of this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYfapQbqo4
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