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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey guys, thanks for the security deposit chat, it reminded me to check Pennsylvania law and it turns out that my landlord is holding more of my money than he's allowed to hold.



:getin:

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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kwinkles posted:

i have rented a couple places that had a 300-500 refundable pet deposit and didn't charge any extra rent. anything else just seems like charging for no reason. if there is damage to the apartment, keep the deposit. if you have a well behaved pet the worst you're gonna do is maybe get charged 50-100 of the deposit for steam cleaning some carpets and cleaning dog/cat smell out of an A/C duct.

rental agreement specifies that we will get teh carpet cleaned when we move out regardless :smith:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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not you, you keep going :justpost:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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lol @ a person who needs a dog to remind them to do the thign that keeps them alive. the dog is smarter and fitter than them.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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infernal machines posted:

look, i think we can all agree that it's better if the "help" is kept at arm's length.

if any of the poo poo we flush at them backs up the pipe we can cut it off at their contracting agency. we're not the bad guys here. acme serfs inc. is, and we'll just claim to need to review our contracting policies.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Beast of Bourbon posted:

p sure not even that, uber is wholly owned by uber holding group which is 100% owned by 1 man

and that 1 man was albert einstein

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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better still, he could give people rides in his gtr

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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:stonklol:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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that feel when your friend defends uber online

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Jonny 290 posted:

the best part about talking about india and the tech scene is that you can't really say much about 2014 india without sounding a little racist. they unified as far as work ethic goes and now you're a terrible racist if you point out that they have institutionalized academic fraud and a 'do just enough to get paid' culture

a former coworker of mine used to go back to india for holidays and every time he came back he had a new degree. he was almost the most highly "qualified" person on the job despite doing nothing all day then taking a 2 hour dump

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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people on my Facebook think uber is good. wat should i do? unfriend?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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sounds good. one person tried to tell me uber was safe since you can track them with "technology" if they do a crime on you

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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worse, probably works in IT

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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reading posted:

If you drink soda, kill yourself. The last soda I was even offered was Pakola, Pakistan's national cola, and I turned it down on principle even though it would have been a Good Cultural Experience (tm) which I'm usually on board with.

this attitude is worse than drinking soda

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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emoji posted:

I'm only going to make sincere posts from now on.

no, my gimmick!!!!!!!!!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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THC posted:

a great way to establish that you're not racist is to complain that something you enjoy "is now racist"

wow this is so problematic

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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cyberia posted:

Stop arguing about racism and click this goddam link. Then gently caress this gay earth because the fact that someone can charge money for people to sleep in a literal shed with a deck chair + bucket set up for a toilet and a garden hose shower and then receive positive reviews from people who saw this listing and decided to stay there means I'm ready to watch the nukes fly and let the cockroaches take over.

come stay in my graffiti covered tiny shack in teh desert where you can poo poo into a bucket outside

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Jonny 290 posted:

the natural cultural vacuum around new jersey compensates for that

:hehe:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Mr. Firstname in an email

do you mean Mr Lastname, or do you really refer to people in the same way that an outsourced tech support drone would

:psyduck:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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qirex posted:

if it's someone you're not personally familiar with there's no reason to use their first name

"mister james" would make me think whoever was writing it was an offshore recruiter


kalstrams posted:

same only african scammer

thank you both

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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my jimmies!!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's standard southern ettiquette

also the default conversational honorific for women is "miss" regardless of marital status, even in a business setting (correspondence still adheres to ms. tho) - mrs. is always impolite

and if you're addressing a mayor in business correspondence the proper honorific is "honorable $firstname $lastname" which my boss also laughed about when i asked if that was a thing here


the ph in phd stands for philosophy

drat i guess they south really is as hosed up as they say

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

don't even get me started on debutante balls

futurewife was made to do it and my god

tell us about the implied ownership of debutants by their fathers

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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hello, i will deliver sevreral shitposts daily. thankyou for your time. please pay me a deece 6 figgies.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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has anyone gone so far as to disrupt the paint drying industry yet


maybe we can do distributed watchign paint dry as a service

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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for just $5/hour get access to unlimited paint drying cams. we got your enamel, latex, indoor, outdoor, wide range of colours, wide range of drying stages.

and extra 1$1 an hour will get you access to watch LEAD PAINT drying, maybe even some asbestos coatings

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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theflyingexecutive posted:

nice outdated business model scrub, everyone knows the real money is in recurring payments

the most advanced payment model is $10 for a lifetime membership

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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space is up there with medicine in that it will cost them far too much money to create new standards and poo poo for them to be able to use a new language, so they have to stick with what they always used (and possibly be worse off )

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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newer langs have some useful poo poo and they could draw on newrr libraries. but yeah, yall are probably right

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Maximum Leader posted:

we did java first year and c# second, seems to be common. idk why really but anything java strikes me as really bad. maybe its damage from the countless exploits, using azureus before utorrent or all the lovely school projects ive witnessed.

if you think java is somehow a lot worse than c# then its this


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

if you learned python first, you would hate python. being a student means doing stupid poo poo badly and hating every second of it. that's just how it works

because java and C# are pretty much the same

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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this rotterdam techno is some good poo poo

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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i only listen to rap and country



that is less than a year old

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Condiv posted:


p sure he's gonna go from fanboy to fired in 3 weeks straight lol

holy poo poo lol

Jonny 290 posted:

the whole "pax" thing really bugs me

:agreed: bugs the hell otu of me

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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FUNYUNS!!! IN MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CAR!!!!!!!

gently caress YOU "WATERMELONDRA"

*speeds off*

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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qirex posted:

jonny 90210

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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pointers posted:

a woman orgasming

they can do that???????????

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5PMmR4es8

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

uber drivers only care about 2 things

gettin paid and gettin laid

why are they uber drivers then

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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buses, DISRUPTED

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