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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Back in to ruin the Montreal Canadiens

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 17:33

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 18:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jordan7hm posted:

Sure. After all, stab did that last year.

Ahem i did draft the hart trophy winner you know

And my #1 center scored like 30 goals as like a 20 year old

And my #2 center won the cup

Thats p much all i got

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 02:10

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ThinkTank posted:

Cool, I'll take Kovalchuk

I got Morozov

I don't give a poo poo that he retired he's awesome

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 15:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

lmao tyler Johnson

just lmao

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 15:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Infidel Castro posted:

I'll take "Players I Would Take Before Tyler Johnson" for $2000

like my next pick since I happen to be here

Alex Ovechkin, player worse than Tyler Johnson, too old to be any good at the game of hockey. He used to score some goals I think.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 17:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ThinkTank posted:

This draft is weird every year, there is nothing particularly ujnusual about Tyler Johnson so high. Now hurry up so I can draft someone better than him at 27th overall.

alex ovechkin went 17th overall

let that sink in for a second

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 18:02

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

tofes posted:

At this rate I should be able to get a top 10 player at 25th overall

I gave you 6 players to pick in case I wasn't there.

Only one was selected in 16 picks.

ONE.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 18:22

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Starsfan posted:

so if JoelJoel or Stickarts don't make a pick by the end of the 1st round, we auto-draft for them right?

give them tampa bay players who had a good playoff, looks like fair value

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 19:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JoelJoel posted:

Twin picks, you could say.

that's my gimmick

also, its not cool unless you manage to draft them 30 picks apart

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 02:53

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

my first line will have almost outscored the entire Buffalo Sabres from 14-15 in selecting Nick Foligno

haha suck it Ottawa way to go letting him go

so my first line scored 121 goals last year. Buffalo scored 161.

already better than my lineup from last year

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 15:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

how the hell did I get skipped

oh well time for a lovely pick

give me more offense

let me continue my trend of players who say "gently caress Ottawa"

Jason Spezza

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 01:51

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Drunk Canuck posted:

The Los Angeles Kings select RW Brendan Gallagher

because wait he's still available oh goodness me i found a second line winger

Oh gently caress right off rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 13:06

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

tofes posted:

stab and the Canadiens select Marian Gaborik who hopefully will not get hurt.

Menamino is up.

Somebody total up the goals from my team. Thats not going to be a problem i think. (i got to be near 180 goals on 5 picks haha)

Whos needs d

Or a salary cap

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 23:13

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Phone posting to select Evander Kane

Somebody post the money as phone pic please

Heres my team so far

Ovechkin - pavelski - foligno
Gaborik - spezza - kane

This team will definetely score more than the team i had last year!

Who needs d

Or goalies

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 23:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Infidel Castro posted:

Hide 'ya loving goalies everyone, because St. Louis selects...

Chris Kreider

Pos: Left Wing
Age: 23
Cap Hit: $2,475,000 for 2015-16 (RFA)

The number of young scoring wingers was dwindling pretty fast there, so I'm quite excited that someone like Kreider made it this far down. While he may on occasion wreck the opposing goalie's poo poo, there's no denying he's an incredibly gifted power forward who is as equally effective shooting the puck as he is in front of the net. He's a fairly unique combination of size and strength that should play well with Koivu/McDavid and Nyquist.

St. Louis Blues

C. Kreider - M. Koivu - G. Nyquist
?????????? - C. McDavid - ?????????

M. Vlasic - K. Shattenkirk

Jordan7hm is on the clock.

gently caress THAT GUY

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 17:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

holy poo poo ive spent 39 million on 6 players

and my next pick is in the 7-8 million range

who the gently caress needs a cap

argh

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 22:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ya hurry up so i can take my 8 mil dman captain plz

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 00:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

RC Cola posted:

Phone posting we take the lumberjack known as Scotty Hartnell. Assuming he hasn't been taken.

you die please.

god dammit

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 16:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Aye Doc posted:

the oilers take David Pastrnak, and it is now stab's pick

I'm here stuck at work so I would like to select a defenseman

ahahahaha gently caress no

who the f needs defense!

time to put this guy on my third line

give me Nail Yakupov forward extraordinaire!

stab fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 4, 2015

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 20:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Technetium posted:

Just wanted to point out that at this rate stab's top pair on defense is literally going to be Scuderi - Cowen

I have 15 dmen rated on my board.

Only one taken in the last 50 picks.

I'll be fine

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 12:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Menamino posted:

stab is up

time for me to take my first dman

and yes, I know, my first dman is a flyer, home of the dman garbage fire. but with my offense, I need a dman who all he needs to do is pass the puck up, and pass well on the powerplay, and this old fart has done a great job of that over the years. With my overpowered top 2 lines, he should help make the PP even more deadly, even with his glaring defensive issues.

May heaven help me

the swiss master Mark Streit

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 17:25

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Technetium posted:

Are two of them Scuderi and Cowen

no but a couple are in that same league

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 17:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

lazerwolf posted:

Let's start the day off.

Minnesota Wild select Brian Campbell

Cap be damned!

Fuuuuuckkkkkk yoooooouuuuuuuuuu

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 14:10

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You son of a bitch he was so close

he wasnt getting past me

gently caress.

I might not be around for my pick, anybody I can send it to?

thanks

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 21:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sent you my picks Tremendous taste. If that guy falls to me I'm going to cry because it can be both a wonderful and an absolutely terrible pick, all at the same time

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 02:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Tremendous Taste posted:

Stab picks Noah Hanifin

Hell yes drafting my #6 dman before my #2 all day long son

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 15:13

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

RC Cola posted:

We take noted douchebag Mike Ribeiro. Internet is down my bad

noted douchebag mike ribeiro was drafted like 5 rounds ago

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 02:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Drunk Canuck posted:

The Los Angeles Kings select D Alexei Emelin

bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

the second worst dman in the nhl imo

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Drunk Canuck posted:

That's a lot of hometown bias from you.

notice I said second worst.

Worst being Sbisa

edit: You REALLY don't know how terrible Emelin actually is

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

Gonna go with another Jet who should be comfortable in a 2nd or 3rd line role as he can score a solid rate and does a good job at prevention:

Alexander Burmistrov

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 18:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Brodeurs Nanny posted:

gently caress, I was really really hoping to get Semin to fill out my top six.

he wouldnt have gotten past me

gently caress

burmistrov

double gently caress

goddammit

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 23:07

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Phone posting

Debating between two players, and i literally flipped a coin to pick, since I know the other guy has a zero percent chance of making it back to me

Ill butcher the guys name, but give me the guy with some upside

Ill take dmitry orlov

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 01:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

so I did the math thing to:

GP G A PTS PPG
Alex Ovechkin 81 53 28 81 1.00
Joe Pavelski 82 37 33 70 0.85
Nick Foligno 79 31 42 73 0.92
Jason Spezza 82 17 45 62 0.76
Marian Gaborik 69 27 20 47 0.68
Evander Kane 37 10 12 22 0.59
Nail Yakupov 81 14 19 33 0.41
Mark Streit 81 9 43 52 0.64
Jake Allen 0 0 0 0 0
Noah Hanifin 0 0 0 0 0
Dmitry Orlov 54 3 8 11 0.20
646 201 250 451 0.70
my team can score p good, and the ppg is good (pretty sure I have the highest in both categories)

but my d consists of

streit- orlov- hanifin

that's p lol

gonna round it out with 3 vet shutdown guys, so that will drop my ppg

but I can safely say I probably have the bet top 6 of anyone...the price to pay is an atrocious D

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 04:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

eXXon posted:

You realize he missed the entire last season with a wrist injury right?

Yeah i put up the 14 numbers

Sue me

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 04:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So turns out the other guy i wanted didn't get picked

And given he's a dman, probably because he isn't that good, but in my attempts to have four solid puck movers at a reasonable deal since i'm pretty capped out already....

Good lord i want to cry.

Nathan Beaulieu

God save my defense.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 01:20

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

lazerwolf posted:

Minnesota Wild select Erik Gudbranson. Shoring up our defense with a HUGE young defenseman

Oh gently caress right off. Goddammit

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 04:29

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

eXXon posted:

That defense might be worse than stab's group. When Rinne blows out his groin making 30+ saves every game you'll definitely have a top 5 pick.

Why are you worried about my d when my offense will score 8 goals a game

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 01:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

k time for me to draft a dman

so get ready for another asstastic pick, everybody tell me how much he sucks (I cant evaluate dmen, i'm hoping he's a puck mover to just dish the puck to my awesome offense)

flyers 2.0 will select Kris Russell

does he solidify my defense or liquefy it more into a diarrhea tornado?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 02:51

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Furnaceface posted:

I swear stab and RC are competing to see who can build the most hateable team.

shithead on a great contract. i"ll take 14 goals for a million bucks all day long.

plus I know he is an rear end in a top hat. so every line on my team has somebody who can rough it up or stir the poo poo (foligno, kane and downie)

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:48

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 18:52

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Paulocaust posted:

Downie can't rough it up. He can sure cheap shot people and try to make rookies stand naked in a shower only to get his rear end kicked by them, but rough it up, idk

stab posted:

shithead on a great contract. i"ll take 14 goals for a million bucks all day long.

plus I know he is an rear end in a top hat. so every line on my team has somebody who can rough it up or stir the poo poo (foligno, kane and downie)

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 22:04

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