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amityville anus posted:nice synper Dingus couldn't even keep his eyes on the road for staring at his phone. His phone probably died and then he went all mental. Correlation: phone out of battery/doesn't know how to exist in society.
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Aug 25, 2015 21:49
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Invest in lottery scratchers. Someone has to win.
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Aug 25, 2015 22:01
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Eh, I turned it into a drunken career and a 5 bd house by the beach and my kids college is at least 50% paid for since I already got mine through TA. They can figure out the rest.
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I saw a bunch of them lost on a hiking trail and they had wadded up their paper map and were trying to use a lighter app in their phones to make a fire with it. They were fifty feet from the parking lot!!!
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Aug 28, 2015 23:00
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david... posted:i wish this thread was gentrified I wish this thread was garfield'ed
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Sep 11, 2015 03:04
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plain blue jacket posted:So do they beat the poo poo out of their maid every week? Husband just rapes her. Wife on opium. They happy.
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Sep 15, 2015 12:42
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ethanol posted:if somebody gave me lifesavers for halloween i would take their life I found half a roll of fruit lifesavers and some loose pieces of cinnamon dentyne in my center console. And some Bacardi white airplane shooters too. And if you don't want what I give you don't knock on my door!
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Oct 31, 2015 02:07
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Lufiron posted:just burn them down, the banks will be proper hosed when theres literally nothing there cept an empty lot In Detroit they call this Devil's Night and its a yearly tradition on the night before Halloween. What I'm getting at is... Why should they have all the fun?
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Nov 27, 2015 06:54
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a happy snowman posted:Invicta sub-mariner clone FTW I've worked hard and bootstrapped myself up to Yacht Journeyman. Is an Omega Seamaster the right watch for me?
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Dec 2, 2015 12:57
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a happy snowman posted:Only if it's a James Bond 007 special edition. Oooo. That's a really good looking watch except it actually says 007 on it! JFCSMH. Like fuckin' way to blow his cover Q! Millennials.  Not even once..
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Dec 2, 2015 13:49
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thathonkey posted:Lol thanks to fracking in shithole parts of the US I filled up my car in the city with regular priced at 1.99/gallon the other day I know rite! I've been rolling coal all morning. Just pulling up to lights and totally rolling some coal. I could do this all day at these prices! #saltlife
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Dec 4, 2015 13:43
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I've been playing borderlands two while recovering from my back surgery so I get this. It's really clever and stupid but I get it.
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Dec 9, 2015 02:57
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Panniculus Rift posted:I saw a millenial using a smartphone today, probably to access some form of social media hosed up man. You gonna get the ptsd's.
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Dec 16, 2015 21:41
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Haier posted:
Holy poo poo, that's not Balki, it's the new Star Wars villain Kylo Ren pre villainy!
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Dec 18, 2015 13:39
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waitwhatno posted:i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again: Poor guy looks like he's struggling under the weight of his mighty scarf.
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Dec 20, 2015 17:12
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Don Tacorleone posted:
I did a Twitchy Carl last night and spilled my drink.
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Jan 3, 2016 18:10
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Jan 4, 2016 00:54
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Displayed for your approval, a most imminently punchable millennial man child. Ignore the peta blah blah blah. Notice: - beard and snarl and tattoos of toughness - shoulders as broad as a toothpick - powered by invented outrage and poutiness Verdict: five year exile to Somolia 
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symbolic posted:that dude is borderline Gen Xer, considering he was born in '83. Who is he?
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Jan 16, 2016 20:19
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Ugh. Ha-ha.
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Jan 16, 2016 21:18
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im gaye posted:poo poo thats a lot of eggs! She probably gonna eat some the eggs as her midnight snack. Also she should of asked a drat photographer instead of ole Colin to take her stupid photo.
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Wedemeyer posted:Nap Bar in Dubai invites visitors to sleep on soft pebble-shaped seats Be fartin all over dem couches while I napped. Yeah!
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