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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I was born in 1983 so technically I'm a millennial. I joined the Marines and here are some pics of some. Here's my generation.











Bunch of lazy assholes. :buddy:

Best part of these millenials is they kill themselves more than normal ones do.
FORCED SUBSCRIPTION FOR MILLENIALS!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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He is a motherfucker alright.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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etalian posted:

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is the most millennial movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUBVcit5VM

His dream woman is a maniac pixie girl who works in the tech industry.

Beef Turret posted:

The most millenial movie is the Matrix where you can be a badass super hacker who magically realizes his true potential and gets the girl without any hard work

The TRUE millennial movie is every girlie teenage romance movie made since about 1996 upto 2010.

Every one has some ugly duckling main char but who is rich as poo poo usually but has minor problems like not having a boyfriend for the prom.
And ends up being liked by the popular click and getting everything handed to her.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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les fleurs du mall posted:

I won't date any woman who knows fewer than five japanese words / considers vegetables "food"

But what would you do if she created a Bento box lunch for you in the shape of your favorite loli character and the face was made from cucumber/tomato?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

At work the other day I was talking with two Millennial volunteers about Tv and I said something like "if you liked Seinfeld you should give Curb Your Enthusiasm a shot" and both said they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld before. I've never felt so old, and I am one of those filthy '83 millennials :/

No, they just have taste.
As Seinfeld is poo poo, and not everyone on earth watched it when it was on.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Babies first sound mixer crossed with bad 90's Drum and Bass.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

never did understand why this guy couldn't get laid. he was objectively good looking. like sure he was weird, but that wouldn't have to come to the surface in the context of your typical college party hook-up.

Also he would throw himself on his bed and cry if anything in the slightest didn't go his way.
He cried that his mother got him only one $400 shirt and not two.
He cried when his sister got some action and he didn't.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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ThePriceIsRight posted:



touchability index for autists

According to this chart there is a non-zero percentage allowing you to touch your mother/fathers/strangers rear end.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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thathonkey posted:

how many people itt are actually born before 1980 and therefore not a millennial beyond any shadow of a doubt?

not me :smith: but wait that means i'm not old af yet :unsmith:

Me. 1977.

Millenials in Ireland are born 1990 onwards, everyone before that are normal and not retarded.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Not sure if Land Whale is sad because:

- Professor Oak is CIS scum
- Touch == Rape
- She has to reach allllllllllll the way over to touch the screen.
- Is loving tiny compared to that 3DS.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Clarissa will be the first against the wall for what she did to me

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Mad Monk posted:

Lets play a game, hipster or cenobite?

Unemployed with only skill being able to make chainmail.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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brakeless posted:

she wasn't invited to hang out with these cool guys



Every time I see one of those cars in Saints Row 3 I have to destroy it.
Doesn't matter if mid mission, the fucker inside has to die.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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waitwhatno posted:

i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again:



what the gently caress?

This is the type of clothes that you go out seeking free PR and what to get into the magazines.
The amount of paparazzi pics of him strolling at all angles implying its a set up job to me.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Her FB is public, that post is no where on it.
But there are pics of her and I bet you she wore the nose ring too that she dons.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Darth123123 posted:

I'm actually over 50, and work for a multinational defense contractor. But in the civilian IT services side. Does that make my opinion more or less valid?

Send me a free drone please. Or taser. kthx.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Not enough Doctor Who or Epic Adventure Time logos on her clothes.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Apart from the scripted poses, and the lovely standing tables, none of these have any cringe worthy millenials.
They are all wearing normal clothes.
gently caress they even have average haircuts.

2/10

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Meta Ridley posted:

What about this question
What was the funnest image drawer on Mac

That's a sexuality question, not a generational one.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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And we call this the oval office room. As you can see there are a few cunts already posing inside.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Oh man if there was one hoverboard that I wanted to burst into flames...

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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ghostter posted:

ur talking to a gif

ur talking to a group of miniature LED's grouped in a pattern to contextually make another pattern of pre-learned language concepts.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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It's a pity porn fluffers as a job are extinct now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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jackyl posted:

i have to valet cars at apple for a whole year before i can make millions writng tweets? time for a blog post

That's your problem, hoverboards and penny farthering bicycles don't really need valeting much.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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etalian posted:

Millenials liked the CIA, NSA and FBI for some reason?

You can spy on CIS HET SCUM that way.

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